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My childhood friend is a lesbian. She gets a little too close though. She has no problem macking it up with another girl in front of me. I don't mind though.

At 9/15/09 04:05 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: The Cleveland show is still better than that piece of shit King of the Hill.

Quit bitching about it.

Haha, no.

At 9/15/09 02:56 PM, Xinimater wrote: I dunno why they would waste their fucking time and money on this shit I watched The Clevland show once and it sucked as bad as The Goode Family, which sucked as bad as my teacher's cock.

What they should be doing is spend all their money on The Simpsons and Family Guy. Now those were the best.

You mean The Simpsons. Family Guy needs to die.

This will be just like the swine flu. Mass overload on panic but it will die down and not be a problem.

Sunday->Thursday about 8 hours maybe 9 if I had a bad day. On Friday and Saturday, about 7 to 10 hours.

This will be a good post. I promise.

At 9/14/09 08:06 PM, Sinitech wrote: My collection of dead bodies, probably.

All in mint condition, though. Dug them up perfectly, fresh out of the package.

Mint condition? Mine are just trashy. You mind passing one of those puppies over?

Holy hell, can I have that Bart poster? I don't like the simpons but I like Bart. And yeah that doll is freaky.

I like True Blood gentlemen, I like True Blood.

Sounds harsh.

Probably the Flash.

At 9/14/09 07:05 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote: His apology:

He sure is sincere.

Har har har

At 9/14/09 06:55 PM, tobi0 wrote: Cut your dick off.

Its just natural, but if it gets in the way of life, consult a doctor.

This seems to be the right solution.

At 9/14/09 06:15 PM, Spirosgod wrote:

At 9/14/09 06:13 PM, SkyArtist wrote: To fight a mime, one must think like a mime. Thus, I will do nothing. That's right, sooner or later the mime will walk away and wonder why he has wasted his time. Then I will claim victory.

What if he never leaves?

Then we either both end up corpses, or I grab a monkey wrench and throw it at some car causing an accident which in turn will scare the mime and I claim victory. And get throw in prison...

At 9/14/09 06:16 PM, wegra2007 wrote: That show was never funny. And I still wonder what's so great about it?

I like King of the Hill because it had so many messages and twists in effect. Plus, "This boy ain't right" never gets old. King of the Hill never had to be loud or cussing, toilet jokes like Family Guy, it was simple and I liked that. Plus, once they had a joke they kept it to one episode, unlike Family Guy and its retarded recycling.

Kids today are like little puppies. They bark loud but when a bigger dog comes in to stand up, they whimper like bugs. If a kid starts disrespecting you, just tell him to take his business elsewhere. He'll leave you alone. Unless he throws a punch, then the fight is on.

To fight a mime, one must think like a mime. Thus, I will do nothing. That's right, sooner or later the mime will walk away and wonder why he has wasted his time. Then I will claim victory.

At 9/14/09 06:07 PM, lilacheart wrote:

At 9/14/09 06:02 PM, SkyArtist wrote: At 9/14/09 06:00 PM, lilacheart wrote

I rather have a muffin than a dougnut.

Are you trying to say something negative about muffins?

Heck no!!!

Muffins rules!!!!

Alright, I'll believe you for now. But I have my eye on you.

Ginger Ale.

Oh...I guess sprite then. 7-Up's fizz goes away too fast.

At 9/14/09 06:00 PM, lilacheart wrote: UGH!!!

I hate those dougnut, they sugary, fat and oily ewwww!!!!!

I had my first one like 2 weeks ago as I just walk for like a hour going to town as the buses were on stike and I was still hungry after the bloody dougnut,

ALL KILLER, NO FILLER!!

I rather have a muffin than a dougnut.

Are you trying to say something negative about muffins?

At 9/14/09 05:59 PM, Ryane926 wrote:

At 9/13/09 09:09 PM, Falling-Angel wrote: RIP King of the Hill

You will be missed.

NOT.

Yes.

At 9/14/09 05:42 PM, Daddy-L-Jackson wrote: Never got what was so funny about a bunch of rednecks whining about propane and shit.

This boy ain't right.

At 9/14/09 03:40 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 9/14/09 03:36 PM, SkyArtist wrote:

At 9/14/09 02:44 PM, Sidorio wrote:

Don't take judgment from a bunch of kids that still like the simpsons. They can't understand the message it has. At least give it a try.

It's a terrible show, fuck you

I love you too.

At 9/14/09 02:44 PM, Sidorio wrote: Well I never watched a single episode. But judging from this thread, that's a good thing.

Don't take judgment from a bunch of kids that still like the simpsons. They can't understand the message it has. At least give it a try.

At 9/13/09 11:02 PM, 10000000000000000000 wrote: saw the show when i was younger i didn't get most of the jokes now that I'm older i get them

but there still not funny

Guess you are only a month older.

Rest in piece good buddy. Now all that is left is 3 goddamn family guys. And I bet most of you bashers will watch that shit.

At 9/12/09 11:16 PM, RandomExploit wrote: Don't go on Newgrounds, and more importantly, don't ask on Newgrounds.

At 9/12/09 08:33 PM, tweekee wrote: 25% of NG members heads explode

What the fuck are you talking ab-

He'll turn red any second...Any second now...

"You suck and I will always be better than you at the violin"
I got thrashed 2 minutes later

At 9/10/09 04:26 PM, Shadud wrote:

At 9/10/09 04:25 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote:
well, then why don't you ask that to the hundreds of victims that survived or the people that lost their parents there? huh?

Now you're just trying too hard to make me believe something that is obviously fake.

I thought you had to be 13+ to post on newgrounds.