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At 9/27/09 11:23 PM, CRF250 wrote: Beat him over the head one time, if hes not out, and is on the ground, break his neck. If still standing, Nose Cruncher!! Then you take a dump on his chest. PWNIFIED

Alternate: Drop the golf clup you don't need it. SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!

I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZAR
BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

What the hell...

Anyway, I would invite him up for some tea and maybe some sandwiches.

Better than I thought. Cleaveland show sucked ass though.

Still can't believe this piece of trash replaced Heaven's gift to Earth, KoTH. I'll watch it only to criticize it and make notes of how many repeated jokes from Family Guy are introduced.

Looks like.. fun I suppose.

An advantage would be saving money. But a disadvantage would be death. Clothes keep us warm and protected against the natural causes of this planet.

I love spiders. Adorable little guys.

I love this one

Walking cards, talking rabbits with clocks, smiling cat with invisibility patterns and a yawning doorknob. Yeah, they were up to something.

That must have felt like hell to deliver. I once again thank God for manhood.

At 9/19/09 07:00 PM, Blue-Pill wrote:

At 9/19/09 06:59 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: watched Ed Edd N' Eddy's Big Picture Show a couple of days ago, ad that has to be the best one i've seen.

are u fucking 5.

Are you? That movie was great.

At 9/19/09 06:57 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 9/19/09 06:54 PM, SkyArtist wrote: I remember playing Minish Cap during a wedding when I was younger. Worst part was it was during the vows and I accidentally turned up the volume.

I bet lulz ensued.

If by lulz you mean the groom saying how he will respect the bride while sword slashes and screaming were heard, then yes.

Whoever shall spill thous blood, thy shall be cursed and striked by rapid legions of teenage girls.

I remember playing Minish Cap during a wedding when I was younger. Worst part was it was during the vows and I accidentally turned up the volume.

All the gals in school are in love with this guy. I don't see the appeal at all.

At 9/19/09 06:45 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote:

At 9/19/09 06:38 PM, SkyArtist wrote: Argh, pale is for landlubbers such as yourselves. Tanned all the way.

Ey, that where you're wrong matey, the only true pirate tis a space pirate. Aahhhh... space, how I missed ye.

The space is where ye real booties are, there is nothing more glorious than the life of a space pirate.

Argh, space pirates only live to get plundered by Samus Aran! The true pirate is under the sea!

Argh, pale is for landlubbers such as yourselves. Tanned all the way.

Argh, being a pirate is all right with me. Yarr..

Arghhh, happy talk like a pirate day! I hope ye landlubbers have some plundering to do!

At 9/17/09 05:25 PM, Orange-Jews wrote: "the 2 attackers are African American, and the victim is white"

I love how even in the case of a fucking racist attack, we're afraid of hurting black peoples feelings by calling them what their colour is. Why didn't they say "Caucasian" instead of white, as well?

I really hope white people stop being so afraid of being called racist, and drop this political correctness bullshit.

Apparently only blacks can call each other blacks and call us white, but if we call them black, its racist. God damn race card.

Tommy drove to th-
Timmy wen-
Uhh....
Timothy has 2 shiny playstation 3s

God damn aggressive black people. This is why we have african-americans and black people in different categories. I would've fucked him up if that were me getting attacked.

Damn kid, 10 minutes? That's badass. I bet you get all the ladies with your rock-hard attitude.

At 9/16/09 02:09 AM, IS1508 wrote: My friend showed me a video on youtube the other day of a girl by the name of "Boxxy". Apprently, she is well know on the internet but I've never heard of her. Anyway, I find her annoying but she looks very cute. What do you think Newgrounds community?

HERE Is Her Video :-)

Is she like 13 or something? Too squeaky and annoying for my tastes.

Get a stereo and play this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-
gA

Is that edible?

Don't spend her on Mage Mashers. Gils hate that.

At 9/15/09 08:04 PM, JHaley wrote:

At 9/15/09 08:02 PM, SkyArtist wrote:

Hmm, you sure you weren't tired? Root bear float tastes like heaven to me.

No, I was very much awake and lively. I just have freaky-ass tastebuds, ever since that Vodka-Pepsi shot that nearly killed me...

Vodka-Pepsi? Sounds like hell.

At 9/15/09 08:01 PM, JHaley wrote:

At 9/15/09 07:59 PM, SkyArtist wrote:
Don't knock it till you try it!

I have tried it. I didn't find a good reason to like it.

Hmm, you sure you weren't tired? Root bear float tastes like heaven to me.

2012 is a joke, I will wipe out the Earth. If God wanted the world to become a better place, he would have not created me.

At 9/15/09 07:57 PM, JHaley wrote:

At 9/15/09 05:50 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: What was the worst soda you ever tried?

Uh... I'd have to say... A root beer float.

Ice cream in mah soda? WTF?

Don't knock it till you try it!

I would have to say unbranded Seltzer. Tastes very bad.