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Author Search Results: 'Skwurll'

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Topic: quotes to live by

Posted: 11/18/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

"Fuck Quotes"
-Skwurll

Actually,
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin


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Topic: Rape

Posted: 11/18/09 10:13 PM

Forum: General


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Topic: Weirdest things youve whacked it to

Posted: 11/16/09 11:07 PM

Forum: General

Myself...

But I'm still not gay.


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Topic: This blows.

Posted: 11/16/09 10:32 PM

Forum: General

Shika, stay on cam and I'll explain the difference to you.


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Topic: Why do I feel soo tall.

Posted: 11/16/09 06:46 PM

Forum: General

you're not 7'8, unless pics prove it.


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Topic: New York City Meet-up 2010

Posted: 11/16/09 12:38 AM

Forum: General

I can't go to this one, but I'll probably be able to go to the next NYC meetup, ya' know, when I can drive.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/15/09 10:15 PM

Forum: General

At 11/15/09 10:13 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
I don't really have much of a recollection of him, but either way, it wasn't me.

I haven't been modded, so it wasn't me.

I think it was Itsbroken2, in the dining room with the lead pipe


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Topic: Newgrounds BBS whatpulse team.

Posted: 11/15/09 09:56 PM

Forum: General

You have to click "Pulse" to update it so it shows you as part of the team.
It's on the bottom right of your toolbar with the "W" icon


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Topic: Newgrounds BBS whatpulse team.

Posted: 11/15/09 09:18 PM

Forum: General

I just joined, I'm not sure when It'll show up though.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/14/09 02:29 AM

Forum: General

Was Rig an actor in LotR?

Stickam Newgrounds Chat


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Topic: So, I'm reading "Animal Farm"...

Posted: 11/14/09 01:37 AM

Forum: General

In Animal Farm, the book was criticizing Stalinist Russia.
1984 was a sort of prediction for what the future would hold. (Published in late nineteen fourties)
I guess the moral is "Know your history so it cannot repeat itself"?

I don't know, you could try asking these folks.

They're a lot better at interpreting literature than the members of Newgrounds


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Topic: Stupidest ban you got ever, ever?

Posted: 11/14/09 01:27 AM

Forum: General

At 11/14/09 01:13 AM, Itsbroken2 wrote:
At 11/14/09 01:11 AM, Skwurll wrote:
At 11/13/09 09:52 PM, Atgod88 wrote: Banta Claus got me last year.
Yeah, Banta Claus got me as well, on Christmas too!
I never found out who it was.
And who was this? I never saw this account.
You see I'm an 08er and I was inactive during the winter months last year.

I have no idea who Banta Claus was, but my ban was signed by "Banta Claus"
I know I asked Poozy about it in a PM, but I cannot for the life of me find the PM.
He didn't tell me who it was, but I suspected it was him.


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Topic: Stupidest ban you got ever, ever?

Posted: 11/14/09 01:11 AM

Forum: General

At 11/13/09 09:52 PM, Atgod88 wrote: Banta Claus got me last year.

Yeah, Banta Claus got me as well, on Christmas too!
I never found out who it was.


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Topic: Usernames that are emoticons

Posted: 11/14/09 12:54 AM

Forum: General

I actually don't mind blush, the other ones are retards though.


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Topic: Stupidest ban you got ever, ever?

Posted: 11/13/09 09:17 PM

Forum: General

At 11/13/09 08:56 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: Inappropriate use of the word "faggot", refering to a link I had in my sig that said "This guy is a faggot."

I called someone a faggot and got banned...

Lol, I was such a fucking troll when I first joined.


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Topic: Evony ads?

Posted: 11/12/09 10:34 PM

Forum: General

If you don't like it, bitch about it on their forums.

That's what I did.


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Topic: How many cups of water?

Posted: 11/12/09 06:39 PM

Forum: General

Maybe one.


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Topic: I'm an internet moderator

Posted: 11/11/09 10:33 PM

Forum: General

I used to suffer from manic depressive bipolar, have no friends, and I was hideously overweight, I had attempted suicide twice, but then I became a forum moderator for newgrounds.com and life's never been better.

Oh wait...

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Topic: Syllable Count.

Posted: 11/11/09 10:12 PM

Forum: General

Write me a fucking love song!

Or a hate song, whichever is easier.


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Topic: Syllable Count.

Posted: 11/11/09 10:02 PM

Forum: General

Funk, can you write me a love song?


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Topic: Looking for an artistict gf

Posted: 11/11/09 09:05 PM

Forum: General

There are no girls here.


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Topic: Where Can I Get Close To Tom/wade?

Posted: 11/11/09 07:57 PM

Forum: General

Go to the Ng headquarters and wait in the parking lot until one of them leaves, when they're unlocking their car, run up to them and start humping their leg.
You get 5 cool points for each second you hold on, and 50 points extra if you jizz.


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Topic: What To Do During Sex?

Posted: 11/11/09 07:36 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 07:35 PM, ChaseApple wrote: So like no talking or joking? Would moaning make me look stupid?

Stick your dick in hot sauce beforehand, that's always a funny joke.
And make sure to say "That's what she said" after every moan.


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Topic: Newgroudns rumble for the Wii

Posted: 11/11/09 07:27 PM

Forum: General

At 7/11/09 08:15 PM, GameChild214 wrote: And it would be just like Super Smash Bros Brawl but with newgrounds characters.

Fuck no.


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Topic: Funny google suggestions LOL!

Posted: 11/11/09 04:20 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 04:12 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: What's funny is that this has been done many times.

and by the same person too.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1121 262


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 03:31 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 03:28 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: Got rice bitch? Got rice? Got food got soup got spice? Got brains like us got skills like us? got cars got clothes got girls like us?

asian pride


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Topic: Xbox 360 club.

Posted: 11/11/09 02:43 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

I should be ordering MW2 within a week.


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 02:12 PM

Forum: General

Oh Snap

SKS is going to lay down the smack down on reaper again.


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Topic: Stickam Newgrounds Chat

Posted: 11/11/09 03:15 AM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 02:48 AM, jmalouin7 wrote:
At 11/11/09 02:38 AM, Itsbroken2 wrote: Instead of Blue Iris, it's Black Iris.
Lmao 2:38 AM is funny.
I saw the tranny vag :)

I got the tranny vag in the first place!

I'd post a pic, but I don't think mods would look upon it too kindly.
join now and ask for a link if you absolutely must see it.


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Topic: I don't like Fake Christians. :(

Posted: 11/11/09 02:14 AM

Forum: General

At 11/10/09 07:17 PM, SaucyMachine wrote:
At 11/10/09 07:14 PM, Skwurll wrote: I don't like religion threads.
There is quite a bit of asshattery in this thread, isn't there?

Yep, that's why we need them gone.


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