At 12/5/08 12:24 AM, maddog125 wrote: wtf do I do?

Keep on typing.

At 12/5/08 12:23 AM, Sinitron wrote:

At 12/5/08 12:22 AM, skweeds wrote:

I wouldn't marry someone that was desperate.

unless you were desperate, too, of course

Which I'm not... I mean, come on, who MARRIES out of desperation?

At 12/5/08 12:21 AM, Sinitron wrote: admit it, he married you because he was desperate

I wouldn't marry someone that was desperate.

At 12/5/08 12:16 AM, Sinitron wrote:

At 12/5/08 12:13 AM, skweeds wrote:

At 12/4/08 11:57 PM, Sinitron wrote: cool your wife is fat

fat chicks are better lays.

but aesthetically unappealing

Not to everyone I know...

At 12/4/08 11:57 PM, Sinitron wrote: cool your wife is fat

fat chicks are better lays.

Totally fine to fuck with people. Just make sure you don't fuck with someone TOO important/smart/strong, or you may end up institutionalized/jailed/dead.

At 12/4/08 10:32 PM, November wrote: Congrats and get a life.

OK Mr. Level 38 NG user!!!11
JK

See, we got off the internet and got married, that's part of Life, isn't it?

Whatever, you are SO last month. lolollll

At 12/4/08 10:22 PM, RedDreadSky wrote: But it says you live in North Carolina and he lives in New York... long distance marriage?

He lives in VA right now and SHE still lives in NYC but will be moving (to another place in NYC) but that's a different story.

But yeah, long distance marriage.

At 12/4/08 10:20 PM, Timmy wrote: Skweeds?

A newgrounds romance comes to fruition??

If this is for real, Congratulations!

if it isn't for real, I don't get the joke

The marriage is real, but I don't know much about romance.

At 12/4/08 10:18 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote: Who?!?

not that i care.

The Amanda that Tom Fulp says "Ruels"

At 12/4/08 10:18 PM, ThunderHorseL wrote: WHO CARES

congrats.

I do.

At 10/31/08 03:19 PM, AlacritySoundz wrote: Two people dressed up as Terrorists in my school.

HI-LARIOUS!

Hahahaha, that's great. That takes real balls.

But anyway, most of the costumes posted earlier don't seem that out of the ordinary.
Better than having everyone dress as a witch or dracula

At 10/31/08 02:19 PM, Mechabloby wrote: The ones I know I am off to sooner or later, at the moment, are probably; In March, I think I'm off to see Snow Patrol; September, hoping to see either Radiohead again or TV On The Radio; When I hit 18, off to see Muse.

I didn't know TV On The Radio were touring, I'd love to see them.

Most recently I saw Built to Spill live.
They were great, but I saw them here in NYC and the last time I saw them was 2005 in St. Louis. In St. Louis I was literally touching the stage, because it was a small venue, but here they sold out this huge venue and so I was stuck on the third floor without a very good view.

But it's all about the music, right?

I saw Radiohead in the past but we were literally a mile away from the stage (one of those venues that seats like 100k) and i don't think it was really worth it. But maybe that's because it was for the album Hail to the Thief and i didn't like that one too much.

Best concert ever: Sloan

I got to sing on stage at that one!

At 10/31/08 01:56 PM, Mechabloby wrote:

At 10/31/08 01:52 PM, Rig wrote: You still think that there is only one Tom Fulp? You will perish when the uprising takes place.

So he's like Jesus?

Definitely. His face appeared in my flapjacks this morning.

Yep. Once at a mental institution I met this guy Adam who reminded me sooo much of my ex boyfriend Charles.
like, when I met him he was singing this song "Red Right Hand" which was one of Charles' favorite songs.
And his birthday was literally 6 days before Charles', same year and everything. It was really weird.
The REALLY weird thing was that Adam told

At 10/20/08 01:48 AM, Oppugnant wrote:

Don't act like guys are the only ones who "like getting some"

You sound just like most of the fat scene chicks around where I live, desperate for bodily contact.

Desperate usually entails that you really don't get any very often.

At 10/20/08 01:41 AM, Battosai810 wrote: You're built the way you're built, nothing wrong with that.

What the hell? A voice of reason on NG?

At 10/1/08 11:37 PM, Sanjay wrote: I don't care if my shit gets stolen. I flush it down the toilet anyway.

i think that is SUPER funny. lolzz

At 10/20/08 01:25 AM, RacistBassist wrote: Judging from the first post, its the latter.

It's totally the latter. Sex is an awesome power trip.

I don't know about you, but it's interesting, because today i was thinking about Marilyn Manson and how I really like him but since I am supposed to be a cute family-friendly waitress during the day I don't think the suburban moms would really appreciate me wearing my Manson shirt to work.

every porno ever

At 10/20/08 12:50 AM, Vince50 wrote: Does anyone remember what movie has a scene where a guy is jacking off and a woman walks in and freaks out and he's like "I can't stop cumming!" and he cums on her? This is a serious question, I can't remember what movie this was in.

wow, I have no idea but I really want to see it.

Try posting on IMDB or yahoo answers?

At 10/19/08 04:44 PM, Sawke wrote: Why isn't it ok to hit a person with glasses? i didn't realize glasses were such a handicap all i ever hear is "omg...you punched a guy wearing GLASSSES...Wooooo" whats up with that?

I don't know about other people but my glasses are like $350 usually :(

At 10/20/08 12:53 AM, Sabotage wrote: Well, everyone has different standards on what they consider "fat". Post a picture of yourself so we can see your body. Because when I think fat chicks, I think chicks like this:

Technically I am about 50 lbs overweight.

Oh shit! I forgot one.

The End of Alice by A M Homes : about correspondence between 2 pedophiles. One 19 year old girl who is seducing a 12 year old boy and a middle aged man in jail for raping a little girl.

Wrote an essay on it and got a writing award!

At 10/19/08 03:49 PM, agustana wrote: Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, or really just anything by Chuck Palahniuk.

I didn't like Invisible Monsters very much. Better than Diary though. Choke was my favorite CP book. (haha, CP)

My favorite book is:
The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky (about this guy who is considered an idiot but is really just different from the rest of humankind) or
The Daydreamer by Ian McEwan (about this kid who daydreams about a lot of interesting and unusual situations. Kind of a young adult type book)

At 10/20/08 12:40 AM, thedude27 wrote: hot chicks are hotter and no matter how many times a fat girl gets laid she wont be the hot chick. thats why everyone hates on fat chicks.

"hot chicks" do not equal skinny chicks. I'm fat and a hot chick.

At 10/19/08 11:50 PM, Deathspam wrote: I was a little bit... "out of it" when I first saw this and had to post in on NG. I'm not retarded, just for clarification.

drunk/high/pills? will you share?

At 10/19/08 11:53 PM, DaWgSOLja729 wrote: in my rectum

nobody would think to look there

other than my dad

lolololollll

yeah, i keep mine on my external.

At 10/20/08 12:28 AM, thedude27 wrote:

At 10/20/08 12:25 AM, skweeds wrote:

How many do i WANT to be in a relationship with? Zero. I went to a swinger's club last night and hooked up with 4 guys and one girl.
And the guys i HAVE been in relationships with? I've cheated every time. Don't act like guys are the only ones who "like getting some"

LOL its a fat chick nimpho! theres not a smily face on here to show how hard that makes me laugh. just cuz you can get laid dosent mean guys really like fat chicks. i have no idea if fat chicks give good head so ill take your word for it, but still i wouldn't ever do a fatchick.

hey, everyone i've been with has said i'm fucking great. And i've been paid more than $200 for sex because of it.
So, might just be your loss for not trying.