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At 1/11/06 01:02 AM, lostmages_production wrote: mines dark
like 85% dark when i can get my hands on it
so whats yours?

Oh, same. Chocolate is almost as good as sex, and doesn't result in permanent scarring.

At 1/11/06 12:43 AM, -fR0ZEN- wrote:

At 1/11/06 12:39 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: And I have to say, without any shame, that I am a very accomplished fellator and I would never allow my teeth to damage a man if I was pleasuring him willingly.

Good to know...
*Unzip pants*

I'm not entirely sure I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.

At 1/11/06 12:41 AM, Smizzoach wrote: "Do you like Giants or Jizz?" They were saying Giants or Jets, but I've got bad hearing.

Giant jizz would probably be just like regular jizz.

Not that I dislike jizz.

At 1/11/06 12:20 AM, -fR0ZEN- wrote: Welcome to Newgrounds, where you just sexually aroused about 48 boys while talking of your sexually-aquired scars. Answering your profile question, probably as much as you can do with a BA in Communications... :(

I'm an experienced student of the S Factor workout system. Maybe I could turn that into a career.

And arouse more boys with my sexually-acquired scars.

A guy once said to me, "You look young, smart, and impoverished. Would you like a sugar daddy?"

And a close friend once (jokingly) told me "There's a dollar on the nightstand, honey. Keep the change."

At 1/11/06 12:38 AM, -Divine- wrote: Their teeth accidentally cut me.

More than one person?
;p

Sorry, I'm a grammar Nazi.

And I have to say, without any shame, that I am a very accomplished fellator and I would never allow my teeth to damage a man if I was pleasuring him willingly.

At 1/11/06 12:30 AM, -Divine- wrote: I have a half-inch long scar on my penis.

How did you get that? Oral accident (a la Chasing Amy)?

At 1/11/06 12:08 AM, --MRED-- wrote:

At 1/11/06 12:03 AM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:

At 1/11/06 12:01 AM, --MRED-- wrote:

Pics plz

I left my camera adapter cord at home, or I'd post some.

Pics of the actual act, well. I'm not with that individual anymore.

And to answer the earlier question about the floor...there was tying-up and wrassling involved, very kinky, multiple positions, falling off the bed...

Besides which, I managed to reopen the wounds on a bed that didn't have sheets--a mattress is almost as abrasive as a carpet. And I was getting pounded pretty hard.

At 1/11/06 12:04 AM, Normajeanx wrote: ask her to let you touch her bobs

Hell, if a stranger asked me to touch my boobs, I just might let him.

If it was a girl, I would definitely say so.

At 1/11/06 12:01 AM, --MRED-- wrote: this is slightly erotic...

Well, the acquisition of said scar was certainly an erotic experience. Thin girl+arched back+carpet=scar.

Have any? I do. Two small round discolored spots on my lower back from a serious rug burn. I didn't even notice that my skin was getting rubbed raw, but later it hurt like the devil. I got it a year ago and it hasn't faded, so I'm assuming it's permanent.

Care to share?

Aw, man, I was hoping there would be sex with lesbians involved.

Cuz that rocks.

At 1/10/06 03:51 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Women give blood every month.

To the toilet.

You shouldn't flush tampons. They'll clog up the plumbing.

Make sure you drink plenty of water (or something with electrolytes is even better, like gatorade) beforehand, and it'll help how you feel later.

How long ago did you last donate? The Red Cross has guidelines about this, so make sure it's been long enough. No matter what your mom says, you can't donate more than once every 8 weeks.

It's too bad that you had a negative experience (and that you're afraid of needles). I also had a bad experience with donating blood, but that hasn't stopped me from going back. At the moment I'm not eligible since I've gotten tattooed within the last year, but as soon as I can I'm going to donate again. If you don't like to do it, then you shouldn't be forced. But it is a valuable contribution to your community, and that should be enough motivation.

Unfortunately, most people don't give blood, or become organ donors.

Think about this: you know at least one person who has received a blood transfusion or an organ transplant, whether you realize it or not. That person might be dead if it weren't for the generosity of others. You yourself might someday owe your life to a donor. The best way to pay that donor back for your friend/family member's life is to donate.

I think everyone who is eligible should donate blood and become an organ donor.

All these people are so unhelpful!

Seriously, there's no one piece of advice someone can give you about impressing women. We're complicated creatures, and every lady's different. I personally love smart, nerdy guys who have something to say. But that makes me something of a rarity, I'm told.

I think the #1 thing to remember is that there are many different kinds of people, and you'll have the most success if you try to stick to the women who are compatible with you. Not everyone can date a supermodel, but it is possible to find an attractive woman who likes your personality (which is pretty important).

Before you try impressing the girls, it might be a good idea to make some female friends and just hang out with them. You probably won't get any dates out of this, but it'll help you understand how women think and what they like.

That's my advice. Then again, if I were so great, I wouldn't be single, would I...

At 1/9/06 05:23 AM, fli wrote: There's no difference with universities and colleges, but there's supposedly more prestige when a school uses "university" instead of "college". There's a misconception that universities are harder than colleges, but it's all in the head.

Actually there is a difference. It's not really important, but it does exist. A university is made up of colleges, although a college may not be part of a university. Not every school can call itself a university.

At 1/9/06 01:07 AM, mighty_potato wrote: I'm not in college, I'm in university.

Booyeah. George Mason University all the way.

I'm headed into the second half of my third (and final) year of undergrad. I LOVE college, and I plan to stay in forever--graduate school, then teaching. For the rest of my life.

At 1/7/06 10:27 PM, Enoll wrote: She thought it was funny, but I can't blame her, girls don't have a dick to
know what the pain might be like.

No excuse.

When I was ten I fell out of a tree in my yard, a distance of about twelve feet flashed by before I landed on my crotch on a branch.

I thought I would never walk again.

So when a guy tells a story like yours, that's what I relate it to.

Of course, this has resulted in a couple of guys telling me that I handle their parts a little too delicately.