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Response to: Who will the lit portal's mascot? Posted July 15th, 2009 in General

WTF is the Lit portal?

Response to: How Stereotypically Gay Are You? Posted July 15th, 2009 in General

I got 12% with completely truthful answers.

Response to: Show Ng Your Computer Posted July 15th, 2009 in General

At 7/15/09 08:59 AM, citricsquid wrote: I have a G15 Keyboard, a G5 mouse, a 22" Widescreen monitor and a 17".

What's the other monitor for?

Response to: This has probably been mentioned Posted July 15th, 2009 in General

I'll never get tired of his lovable faic.

This has probably been mentioned

Response to: Videogame "LOL?" moments Posted July 15th, 2009 in Video Games

Today in CoD4 Multiplayer I was sneaking into a high building where an enemy sniper was camping, I creeped up behind him and as I was about to knife him....... another enemy knifed me in the back. I was like NOOOO!

Response to: 360 controller keeps disconnecting. Posted July 15th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/15/09 07:01 AM, dmansland wrote: Either what this ^ person said or buy a wired controller. I suggest mostly the buy a wired controller one. It seems more reliable and won't disconnect since it's connected to the system. Though I don't own an XBOX 360, so don't follow my advice if you wish not to.

I hate wired controllers, the wire gets in the way and prevents me from taking the controller too far from the console. I like it being wireless.

Response to: Head crab zombie costume Posted July 15th, 2009 in General

I went to an expo earlier this year and there's a costume contest, anyway these 2 guys made a headcrab zombie costume, I can't really remember it now but it looked pretty real and I believe they used a cap and just put tentacle like things on for the legs, there was also a third guy who dressed as that scientist guy, Dr. Breen? I dunno but a lot of people wanted to take pictures, I'll look on the expo's website for a pic.


For some reason these past few days my 360 controller has been randomly disconnecting from the console. I have no idea why this is happening and when I go into the Xbox Guide to check the 360 controllers battery life I still have 3 of 4 bars lit up, so the battery is nowhere near dead, also I'm using an Energizer Advanced, which is a very expensive battery and it says it gives gaming controllers 60% more life. (I doubt it but that means that it's good for 360 controllers).

I recently got Call of Duty 4 2 days ago (I know it's old but I only got the 360 3 weeks ago) and it's an awesome game, no wonder it got game of the year. Anyway when I was playing it today in multiplayer a number of times when I was confronted by an enemy or just about to shoot, the controller suddenly turned off and it asked me to reconnect, obviously I died. This happened on a number of occasions but not all were near enemies. It was also happening at random times on Single player mode. I know it's not just CoD4 because it was happening in Halo 3 as well.

The controller is not old in the slightest as it's only 3-4 weeks old and it's only on it's second set of batteries. The battery icon in the xbox guide menu still has 3 bars lit up so I have no idea what's going on. Also on a side note, sometimes the green circle in the middle of the controller will spin round, meaning there are lights opposite each other and they rotate around the controller. This seems to happen at random times and I asked my friend on XBL and he says the controller just does that at random sometimes if it's bored or something?

So why the hell does my controller keep disconnecting? I'm starting to get sick of being freekilled in online matches.

Response to: Half-Life's G-man Posted July 15th, 2009 in Video Games

He's there because he's awesome.

Response to: I hate my sister Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

Grab her penis.

Response to: Its 8pm Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

It's 2pm for me.

Response to: they think i got problems... Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

Come on, nobody likes school (apart from hardcore nerds) we all hate it. We wish we didn't have to go, and a lot of kids find blowing up or destroying schools funny or cool because that would mean no more school. We aren't necessarily going to blow it up, we just find it cool or amusing so we draw it.

Response to: Photoshop this man in distress Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

BUUUUUUMP!!!

Orange Box Half Life question. Posted July 14th, 2009 in Video Games

So I rented the Orange Box for 360, and after putting it in the 360 and came to the game select screen, I noticed it had not 3 but 5 games to play. The usual Portal (I've finished it, it's an awesome game), Team Fortress 2 (not really that great, I prefer Halo 3 and CoD4) and then there is Half Life 2, Half Life 2 Episode 1 and Half Life 2 episode 2. So why the heck is there a Half Life, and then a separate game called Half Life 2 Epidode 1? I've started to play Half Life 2, and it's pretty good except for the odd puzzle which gets me stuck, but would someone mind explaining the difference between the 3 HL games?

Response to: I hate Valve. Posted July 14th, 2009 in Video Games

This is why I got the Xbox 360 version. No downloads, great graphics and no lag.

Response to: Breahing Into the Microphone Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

When I use the mic for chatting on XBL I keep the mic as close to my mouth as possible but to the side or above my mouth to avoid breathing on the mic. But yeah it is a useful technique in songs and stuff, like in the Metallica song All Nightmare Long, after the long awesome solo it goes quiet for 3 seconds, then you hear the singer breath in then shout "HUNT YOU DOWN WITHOUT MERCY... etc" but it just makes it sound cool.

Response to: guitars ; what not to do Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

Oh I see, trying to do a little Jimi Hendrex thing there?

Leave it to the pros man.

Response to: Have you ever gotten wedgied? Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

I've never been wedgied ever. But I think I tried to wedgie myself once when I was younger to see what it was like. Besides I wear boxers so I couldn't be wedgied anyway.

Response to: Barely impossible enemy on brawl Posted July 12th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/11/09 08:45 PM, Xanovira wrote: ...my boyfriend when he's playing as sonic...he pwns everyone that tries to take him on...
=(

but honestly, probably fox or wolf...I don't know, always found them particularly annoying...

Holy crap a girl on Newgrounds???

Oh wait I think it's just a faggot, or a troll...

Response to: I hate texting. Posted July 11th, 2009 in General

Because it's silent, you can sent messages to your friends in public without having to talk really quiet so you don't embarrass yourself. You aren't forced to say something back straight away. You can be sent a text and not have to reply until 20 minutes later, in a phone call you have a few seconds to think up a witty reply. It's a shit load cheaper than phone calls. You can do it at school in class without getting caught. There are a million reasons why texting is better then phone calls, the only thing I like about phone calls is it's faster so if you don't have a lot of time or you can't be stuffed waiting for a reply just ring them. Otherwise I prefer to text, and speed is no issue to me, after a while I get so used to texting I can write a full message in less than 30 seconds.

Response to: Problem With Msn On Xbox Live. Posted July 11th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/11/09 07:22 AM, desert116 wrote: Since when is MSN a video game?

Ohhh my god that made me laugh so hard...

Response to: Problem With Msn On Xbox Live. Posted July 11th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/11/09 07:12 AM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I have no idea, but I've got the same problem, annoying as fuck.

I waited 4 hours for a reply that doesn't help me one bit? Man NG's video game forum sucks.

Response to: Another Religion post for the road Posted July 11th, 2009 in General

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. The Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built the wall, we built the pyramids, math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with THE BIG BANG.

Problem With Msn On Xbox Live. Posted July 11th, 2009 in Video Games

I like to use MSN when I'm on my 360 because my PC sometimes crashes when I use MSN. However for some reason when I use MSN through my Xbox, my display name is not the current one I use now. It's an incredibly gay and old one I used about 2 years ago, my current display name is completely different so when I go on MSN through my 360 people don't know it's me. So why the hell is the 360 using my old display name and not my current?

Response to: My friend can't wank for a month... Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

The most I have ever gone is 8 days. A month would be unbearable.

He better find out some technique or whatever to prevent masturbation fast or he's screwed.

Response to: Favorite metal albums? Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Everything by Metallica.

note my gamertag
Response to: Best Machinima Evar Posted July 10th, 2009 in Video Games

NO! Wont let you...

Response to: Talk to Strangers! Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cocks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Must not be a big fan of Newgrounds jokes.

Response to: Suspended from XBL...for 1 day. Posted July 10th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/10/09 01:17 AM, JarrodK wrote: Why do you get banned for bad reputation? I thought it would only be in response to file complaints?

Because it's giving them bad file complaints that makes up their rep. I often give people in Halo 3 that teamkill or stuff up our team in skirmish games bad rep. Not only so it helps to prevent me being paired up with them but also because people who just waste their time pissing everyone else they deserve to be banned.

Response to: Left 4 dead length? Posted July 8th, 2009 in Video Games

Gamespot usually tells you how long story modes are, however there are online modes that you can play for months. But if I were you I'd wait for LFD2.