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Response to: Your most anticipated game(s)? Posted July 19th, 2009 in Video Games

Assassins Creed 2 and Modern Warfare 2.

Response to: What you listen to when playing? Posted July 19th, 2009 in Video Games

I rarely listen to music because it makes it harder to concentrate on the game. But sometimes in online games like Halo 3 or COD4 I'll whisper "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor..." he other players find it hilarious.

For those who don't know, that's from a song called Bodies by Drowning Pool.

Response to: Favorite drinks? Posted July 19th, 2009 in General

Fanta is my absolute most favorite drink in the world. I love it's sweet taste, I drink it more than anything else. I know it has a truckload of sugar but OMG it's soooo good.

Response to: I haven't been outside Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

This, NG is what I like to call the man who shall die a virgin.

Response to: Show Ng Your Start Menu!! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

At 7/18/09 12:30 PM, YeOldeSierra wrote: How do you take a picture of your Start menu? I've tried it with SnagIt 9, and it disappears in the picture. Is it a case of just hitting 'Print Screen'? I can't do that - I'm on a laptop. Should I just list my Start menu or what?

Just ask google how to take screenshots on laptops otherwise don't bother posting.

Response to: Becoming an Extra (Casting) Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

I'm an actor and I've been an extra 3 times. You don't have to do much, you usually just have to walk around in the background or be part of a big crowd of people all doing something.

I was an extra in the Lord of the Rings movie, and so was hundreds of other New Zealanders which is where the movie was filmed. I was one of the human children in that town I can't remember the name of. I had no lines, I was just in the background talking to another random boy actor for about 3 minutes. I was also in other various parts around the town and spent about 2 days on set, and got $600 for the whole job.

I was an extra in a commercial for a gaming commercial. I was just inside a gaming shop looking at video games with a bunch of other random people, each take was about 30 seconds and the whole thing took like 3 days. I got $800.

I can't honestly be fucked typing the last one it was just for a McDonald's commercial. So yeah you rarely have to do anything much and just walk around or something and you get a couple hundred bucks.

Response to: Show Ng Your Start Menu!! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

At 7/18/09 12:13 PM, Earthshine wrote:
At 7/18/09 12:09 PM, 066pop wrote:
At 7/18/09 12:08 PM, Earthshine wrote:
At 7/18/09 12:06 PM, Earthshine wrote: I had to censor mine a little
forgot pic
Why censor it?
porn. lots and lots of porn.

And censoring it from us is just cruel...

Response to: I havent smoked... Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

Good for you then.

omg omg omg omg omg 999th post!!!!!!!
Response to: Show Ng Your Start Menu!! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

Uh I think you both forgot pics...

Response to: whats the worst thing youve done Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

When I was in a shitty I kicked the back door to my house which is made of wood so hard my foot went through it.

Oh and I told my friend's friends that he was gay. It happened before I was socially smart.

Show Ng Your Start Menu!! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

We've all seen our desktops, but what about outr start menus?

What programs do you have linked in your start menu? What are the last 6 programs you used?

This will be epic.

mine

Show Ng Your Start Menu!!

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

HEY GUISE If you go back to the start of this thread you'll see how everyone used Windows 98 lol.

Anyway here's mine.

Joker is awesome.

Show NG your desktop!

Response to: Can't remember game name! Posted July 18th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/18/09 11:42 AM, warshark wrote: Well looky here.

That's got to be at least the 6th "Official game name thread" I've seen on the BBS. Anyone can make a thread and call it official, but unless it's started by a mod then everyone still makes their own threads.

Response to: Photoshop The Beatles! Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

It doesn't have any wheels.

:ufail

Response to: Hair Dryers and Car Crashes Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

You should sue that asshole who didn't stop to get you a new car or fix your current, or by law they should at least have to pay to get it fixed.

Can't remember game name! Posted July 18th, 2009 in Video Games

A few years back I played this game on NG where there was a large flat surface with a ball and a goal you had to get the ball to. You would click on areas of the ground and it would rise making a mini hill, by making these hills next to the ball it would cause it to roll down this new slope made by the hill to roll in whatever direction. It was a puzzle game and was one of the top 5 games of the week, I also think it was on the front page.

Response to: As I type this... Posted July 18th, 2009 in Video Games

I got a Wii about 2-3 years ago, but after a while I got really bored of it, including Brawl. So I stopped playing it for a few months, then I got my 360 a month ago and been playing that heaps. I'm thinking of selling my Wii. I just got sick of the crappy range of games it has.

Response to: I don't have a middle name. Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

I actually have 3 middle names. No joke, my birth certificate actually says, my full name is "Malcolm William Gregory Gerald Colledge" My parents liked the name Malcolm, Greg is a very good friend of my Dad, William is my Dad's name, and Gerald is my Uncle who died. I fucking hate my last name though. "Colledge" It's a fucking school.

Response to: Childrens Diabetes Book Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

He should definitely continue playing football, exercise makes the diabetes weaker, the more exercise and healthy food you eat the less danger you have with Diabetes. Although he may not be able to eat sweets or have sugary drinks you can still get sugar free lollies and sweet drinks so don't worry about that. Also how did he get diabetes? From the fact you mentioned he wants to play football I doubt he's overweight or anything, so I just wonder how a healthy sounding boy got diabetes? Did he eat a truck load of sugar in one go or something?

Response to: Are you jealous of my bitch?... Posted July 18th, 2009 in General

Your sister is FUGLY!

Response to: Contest: Bad Video Game Fan Art Posted July 17th, 2009 in Art

At 7/17/09 10:21 AM, Sabtastic wrote: Sorry for the re-post!
I've edited a couple of things, (added some detail to the gun and cleaned up lines)
I figured it would be a good idea to link the pic back to the source, too.

[Full sized image here]

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IT'S --ALIEN-- HOMINID. LOLOLOL.
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I think you should change either the colour of the gun or the background, right now it looks like the gun is just an outline and we can see right through it.

Response to: wheres the chat? Posted July 17th, 2009 in General

It's there, it's just.... sleeping?

Response to: So I just got Halo 1... Posted July 17th, 2009 in Video Games

Halo 1 is so old you'll be lucky to find many people playing it online.

Also you should have gotten the Xbox version. PC games are pretty much always hacked or something, which is why I prefer my 360, no hackers.

Response to: Can't remember name of game. Posted July 17th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/17/09 06:21 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Chaos Fraction

Am I right?

Yes you are right thanks man.

Sorry Zanzel he beat ya to it.

Response to: Please Help Out! Posted July 17th, 2009 in General

At 7/17/09 06:02 AM, Death-Cannon wrote: Dear Newgrounders,

My girlfriend...

OK now I know you're full of shit.

Can't remember name of game. Posted July 17th, 2009 in Video Games

OK unlike all the other "can't remember game name" threads, I can actually give you guys lots of info I know about the game.

The game was a 2d flash game similar to Super Smash Bros but had nothing to do with Nintendo. You could select from a range of characters that you unlock as you play the game. The characters all had the same basic body layout. A big round head with little floating hands and feet but no body or limbs. You would hop around the little level picking up various weapons like hammers or guns, killing the other characters. However from what I remember it is not an online game. The website where I found the game also had a page with various mouse related things that was something like the future of wallpapers. Where your mouse would make fire or matrix letters and such when it moved. I will also supply a picture of what I remember two of the characters looked like.

Can't remember name of game.

Threatening Suicide Posted July 16th, 2009 in General

Has anyone here ever threatened, attempted or thought about suicide?

I once felt like suicide after a particularly shitty day at school where my friends were doing some boring shit so I was off on my own thing and some assholes were pushing and insulting me, I ended up going a little over the edge and smashed one of them in the face, then I ran to the toilets and felt like cutting myself with my house key, but I got over it.

Tell us any experiences you've had with thoughts, threats or attempts at suicide.

Response to: Do you eagle eye on your topic? Posted July 16th, 2009 in General

When I make threads asking for help on shit, most commonly in the VG forum yeah I check it every ten mins or so for a reply, but when I make a thread in the General I usually have the odd peep to see if there's any funny replies, for example a photoshop thread or something.

Response to: Emma Watson Posted July 16th, 2009 in General

That pic isn't as hot as the other pics of her I've seen.

Response to: A question about Xbox. Posted July 15th, 2009 in Video Games

Gears of War, Castle Crashers, a shit load of arcade games and a lot of the multi platform games have better graphics on the 360 version than the PS3 version because the 360 graphics code or whatever is easier to program so developers put better graphics on the 360 versions.