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N+ is awesome and Castle Crashers owns. Both are 800 points.

Yes or No?

i vote yes

Ummmm well uh if you put it that way, no wait I uhh... OMG Stop making me think!!!!!!

My current going at 5 months next week. Funny thing is she asked me out. It was at lunch time and she just came up to me and asked me out to a movie. She was hot so I said yes and during the movie she just randomly kissed me and we spent most of the time hooking up instead of watching the film. She'd come over or I'd go to her place and we's just kiss and stuff until eventually after like 2 weeks she game me a handjob and I saw her tits and pussy and licked her. She ended up telling me after a month of going out that she asked me out in the first place because it was a dare from her friend. And the dare included kissing me so she kissed me in the movie at liked it so much she didn't stop and eventually fell in love. I just said how I was grateful or else we would have never met. I've only dated 3 girls and she's the first to give me head, most of the time she's the one who wants to have oral, we haven't had intercourse yet because she's not ready, she's only 14 anyway. But one time she actually asked for it when she was so horny and I was eating her out. But I think she might want to fairly soon. I don't really mind when though, I'm happy with all the head I get lol.

I believe I have 2 or 3 times, when I found something so funny that it eventually started to hurt in my gut so yeah I held onto my stomach.

I made it glitch, I said I was born in 1901, 29th of July, BMI was over 45 and I was a Saidsitic smoker.

I will die in Wednesday, July 22, 1936 lol.

December 20th 2012.

lolwut

Stop watching porn?

This thread is gonna be bumpy.

I'm in my second year at school and nothing much has really happened this year... oh wait, last term when I was in ICT class some cops randomly came into the room and asked us to leave our phones on our desk and wait outside. So we all waited outside the class and there was another 3 cops, a police dog and my principle. We waited about 5-8 minutes and then a cop came out and asked me to go with him. I was thinking "shit there's porn on my phone" (not child porn just pics and 1 vid) and then the headmaster said "no not him," (and pointed to the guy next to me) so instead he went off with the cop. Turns out it was just a drug search and we were asked to leave our phones so we wouldn't text. And the guy who went off didn't get in trouble, the dog simply pointed to him because he patted it, no drugs. Although someone started a rumor that he had drugs that me lol but the rumor didn't last long.

And last year, for a brief few months, some idiots kept on ringing the school fire alarm daily, sometimes twice or 3 times a day. It was cool sometimes that we got to miss a little school time but it sucked when it was raining and we all had to go stand in the rain for 15 minutes. It wasn't stopped until the school put in cameras and told the school that if anyone was caught ringing it they would be charged $1000 if the fire brigade came. Although there was still the odd ring again every few weeks and apparently someone ended up being caught and had to pay $1000.

Read my sig bitch.

The game I'm looking for doesn't actually exist, I'm just looking for something I can play that's similar to what I want to play. I like games that involve Ninjas and Assassins. I'm looking for a flash game that is similar to the concept of Assassins Creed but in 2d flash style. Uses a similar engine to the N and N+ games (link). And basically involves jumping around assassinating people, not necessarily specific targets.

Are there any games you know of that fit that criteria?

Ha! I wouldn't get all that for just an extra 40 bucks. It costs 50 to get the chat pad so I doubt what that guy said it true.

What's PGR4?

The portal gun from Portal.

I've been looking around the net at Xbox LIVE Gold Subscription cards because my free month trial expires soon so I'm gonna get a subscription card. And I was looking at Dick Smith and they have 2 different Xbox LIVE 12 month subscription cards, but one costs $40 more than the other one.

The first one is here: http://www.dse.co.nz/dse.shop/4a65aa2502 362caa273fc0a87f3b06b2/Product/View/YG11 18

And the other one here: http://www.dse.co.nz/dse.shop/4a65aa2502 362caa273fc0a87f3b06b2/Product/View/YG11 59

So what's the difference? Also if you think these are more expensive/cheaper than the ones you get, it's because I'm in New Zealand where currency is different than USA or wherever you are.

I read that twice and still can't understand it.

What am I watching?

At 7/19/09 12:53 PM, OneMillionDays wrote:

At 7/19/09 12:51 PM, Skulsta wrote: It is.

Hey ELP, if you don't delete those messages I'll just say what I have to say to the BBS, and I'm sure you wont like it.

I don't think you have any leverage there, hun.

Also, he's purposely not deleting PMs

I wonder if the thing I plan to say is against the BBS rules... I'll check. and besides, this thread wasn't supposed to be a discussion thread, just a way of contacting ELP.

At 7/19/09 12:49 PM, gamekillereater wrote: There are other mods you could contact if it's not specifically directed at EyeLovePoozy.

It is.

Hey ELP, if you don't delete those messages I'll just say what I have to say to the BBS, and I'm sure you wont like it.

At 7/19/09 12:48 PM, michelinman wrote:

At 7/19/09 12:46 PM, Skulsta wrote: Delete some messages in your inbox, I want to PM you something important.

at least you didn't put in the thread that you're butt hurt because you got banned. i'll give you SOME props for that.

I wasn't banned, I haven't been banned in months.

Delete some messages in your inbox, I want to PM you something important.

My Gamerscore is only 1090, I only got the Xbox 1 month ago. My latest achievement is Piggyback Ride in COD4 (I only got the game a few days ago STFU.

At 7/19/09 11:27 AM, thelittleemo wrote: Well someone likes batman too much. Although Heath Ledger was pretty sexy....

I know right?

Don't forget to put something in the title.

What am I looking at/doing?

This one is disturbingly sexy!

it leads to a site with hot girls masturbating

What the hell does "She went out of her way to see me" mean?

I bet you forgot how having multiple accounts is also against the NG rules?

You got it on the gay side.