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I bought Call of Duty 4 for $120, and that's about average for most 360 games so stop bitching.

At 7/28/09 08:48 PM, Skulsta wrote: You're fucked now.

Fixed.

You're fucked now.

At 7/28/09 08:20 PM, MonkeyV wrote:

At 7/28/09 08:17 PM, RockyD wrote: i was thinking someone could put wilford brimly in there.....

Alright, last one. There's no more room.

There's always more room.

Fave gun is either the needler coz the bullets chase, or the Assault Rifle. I think the Needler seemed more powerful in Halo 2 plus you could dual wield it, but I think the Assault Rifle packs a bigger punch in Halo 3. Which is good because I always hated having to start out with a shit gun.

OMG really? no way that is just like so unfair. You totally should like sue her for stuff coz shes probly rich and you could like totally get that nose job.

i don't understand it either

Wow, I didn't think it was possible but he got even fatter.

At 7/27/09 09:41 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: My sophomore year history teacher often called on me at random, and usually it was when she knew I was tuning out and not paying attention. She loved to call on random people a lot, which aggravated the fuck out of me.

My teachers do that sometimes too, it's just a way to keep the kids on task and not talk.

As for me, back in Year 6 (the last year before I go to middle school) I was diagnosed with Hearing Impairment, so I had to (and still do) wear hearing aids or I can never hear people. Anyway the assistant principal once said to me when I was naughty and had to sit outside her office while I did the work, said that she didn't think I was deaf, but I choose not to listen or I do it for attention.

I wanted to fucking smash her so hard for that, because...

A) I always do my best to listen to people and I get incredibly frustrated at myself when I can't hear a person and it can usually piss off the other person too.

B) What attention is there to get? Back in Year 6 some kids would notice it in my ear and have a little interest in it when I took it out to change the battery or something, but now nobody gives a shit and sometimes there's the odd person who makes fun of me about it. And girls don't find them sexy at all, they don't find them gross but it's harder to hit on girls when you can't hear them.

Anyone?

Does the game ask you to download an update? If you haven't got the latest update for a game then you will remain signed out until you download it. Just download it, it only takes 20 seconds.

At 7/28/09 11:33 AM, Joshy94 wrote: Chopping and changing accounts isn't my forte so I can't be 100% on that issue.

Then don't post, I want an answer that is 100% correct.

I'm just glad I don't fit in the "immature 12-14yo" category anymore.

If I use one profile to download something from the Marketplace, then I switch to a different profile on the same console without disconnecting from XBL, will the item continue to download while I do stuff on my other profile?

Just do it for the fuck you pussy.

Aw shucks, you guys are the bestest.

I've been 15 for 2 and a half hours now and I already got a new cellphone, I wonder what over gifts I will receive? I'll post them all here.

inb4allyourbase

No I do not believe this at all, but today my Mum's parents came over to visit and I also came over after school to say hi, also because it's my bday tomorrow and they wanted to give me my present. Anyway the majority of my Mum's family are Christian, her Mum and Dad are Christian and her brother, sister-in-law and her niece (my cousin) are Seventh Day Adventist. My Mum is not really religious as my Dad (my parents are divorced) my Sister and just about all my Mum's friends and her boyfriend are Atheist. However my Mum is not the brightest bulb in the room and I can tell she sort of secretly believes in God, even how when we (by "we" I mean me, my Mum and friends) have conversations relating to religion we clearly point out how much bullshit it is, but my Mum still always believes in it.

So anyway back to the topic, around the time when my Grandparents were leaving my Nana gave my sister a DVD called "666" or something and it was to do with the apocalypse and stuff. And she said how when it happens this is not the place we want to be as we will be up in heaven or something. And I said to her "how do we know it will happen before we die? Because the bible says, and I quote, "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.". and she said that we wont know the day or hour but we will know the time. I really wanted to ask her what she meant by "time" but my Granddad was getting impatient and tooting the horn. She also said that Obama is the anti-christ, because he is so popular with everyone that everyone will do as he says or whatever, and she also said how (I can't remember who or where) but some government (I think she said UK but I may be wrong) are making these microchip things that people will put in their brains that will make them evil, and they are coded "666". And also how this government will become one big government that will control the whole Earth. Just so you know we aren't American and we don't live in the USA, but it was so funny when my Mum asked me who Obama was. LOL.

I think she's been sucked in to some Christian conspiracy and I really do feel sorry for her. Although I may be Atheist I still love her and I never try to shit on their religion, only when they try to convert me do I get annoyed. I can't wait until 4 years (or more if he wins the next election) and say "I told you so".

What are your views on the topic?

At 7/27/09 02:53 PM, STEM wrote: It seems like a lot of the activities you're doing involve sitting in front of a computer or TV screen. Call a friend and play frisbee son

It's 6am.

And to the guy who said to read a book, I've already read the book I have out from the library and all my other books I've read like twice.

I've played all the games on the front page and a bunch I searched, I went to a couple sites in my favorites, I've run out of stuff to watch on youtube, I've already had a fap, I've finished playing the games on my PC and now I'm bored. My family wont wake up for another hour or 2 so I can't go on my Xbox and I'm soooo bored. Can anyone give me some links to some cool websites to pass the time?

Super Smash Bros Melee.

oh wait...

At 7/27/09 02:30 PM, FuRiX wrote:

At 7/27/09 02:19 PM, Skulsta wrote: It's a downloadable game for the Xbox 360, and if you wanna know about it try fucking googling it next time douche nozzle.

Alright, thank you, you didn't have to shout at me ^_^

I don't see any exclamation marks or CAPS in my post so I wasn't shouting.

You sound like a Michael Jackson fan who refuses to believe he molested kids when he actually did.

It's a downloadable game for the Xbox 360, and if you wanna know about it try fucking googling it next time douche nozzle.

I guess I like FPS games because it feels like you're in the game guess. On my 360 I have Halo 3, Gears of War 1 and 2, COD4 and Assassins Creed.

I like Halo 3 for the online and multiplayer, how it's got so many modes and how there is so much to do, plus there are always over 10,000 people online so there's always a shitload of people to play with.

Gears of War 1 and 2 came bundled with the 360 and I like that for the Violence and story.

COD4 because it's so fast paced and realistic, I love the adrenaline you get from it.

Assassins Creed because I'm into parkour and always like those kinda games.

TPS haven't taken over at all, the only good TPS I know of are Gears of War and Ratchet and Clank, all the others are FPS.

Chances are it will be banned in heaps of countries, considering how the majority of the world is run by religious fucks.

But make sure you have lots of Cock jokes.

lots and lots and lots.

At 7/25/09 05:22 PM, FBIpolux wrote: 1 : What's your real name?

Malcolm Colledge

2 : When is your birthday?

29th of July in 1994

3 : What would be your ideal job?

Actor

4 : Who's is your idol?

James Hetfield

5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?

Egoraptor

6 : What's your favorite meal?

Roast Lamb

7 : What's your favourite type of car?

Ferrari

8 : which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex would you date?

Jade is the only girl I know.

and if you're gay... WELL I AIN'T CHANGING THE QUESTION

9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a wife / husband and child(s)?

No wife or kids and I want kids but not so hot on marriage.

10 : What's your opinion on Barak Obama?

He's cool

11 : If god could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?

No, they keep the place alive.

12 : What's your favorite video game?

Call of Duty 4 on 360

13 : Which console do you prefer?

Xbox 360

14 : Have you bought Alien Hominid or Castle Crasher? If yes, how do you find it? If no, why don't you buy it??

Only the trial for CC.

15 : Would your buy a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?

Yeah I'd get a Madness shirt if I had a credit card.

16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day?

At least 2 hours?

17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)

The news.

18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, doing 40K b/p in one year, making 10K posts, becoming mod, etc.)?

Nope.

19 : After two years, what do you think about the new layout, and all the new stuff that has been implemented in Newgrounds since the re-design?

Haven't been here that long.

20 : What is the most important thing on the BBS according to you?

Me

21 : If you could change your user name again, what would you change it to?

Master of Puppets

22 : If you would say one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?

More cock jokes.

Thanks for taking the time to respond at this.

NP

FBIpolux ~

Again sorry for the 6 months delay! Totally forgot about it! >_<

None because PS3 copied 360 achievments and Trophys are fucking shit.

We're a bunch of immature fucks that find genitalia smexy.

At 7/25/09 06:46 PM, Kamikaye wrote: Its impossible to have something like a genetic memory.
The cells of brain and gonades are being seperated few hours after fertilization. Same goes for the cell cores and their DNA too. There will be no more DNA trading after the fertilization itself and thus no genetic memory.

I don't think you completely read and understood my post.

At 7/25/09 03:25 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What kind of serial killer are you?

The kind that kills.

What is your preferred method/weapon of killing? (example: I choke them with a piano wire)

I sneak up behind people and stab their neck or lungs when nobody is looking, by the time they see him I'm already 2 blocks away. And I always kill in public.

Do you go after certain victims? (example: I only go after blondes)

People who are alone in public.

What is your preferred method of disposal? (example: I eat it)

I leave their bodies where they lay.

What is your favorite time to strike? (example: night)

Anytime, as long as it's in a public area when nobody is looking.

What is your reason for killing? (example: the sinful standards of society)

Boredom.