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What do you find really attractive in a girl? What do you look for in women?

I love a girl with confidence. A girl that stands up for themselves, isn't embarrassed easeily and has tat sassy attitude. It's nice to have some big tits but confidence and attitude is a must. I hate a girl that barely says a word and just sticks to themselves.

What about you Newgrounds? What do you like about girls?

I'm not gonna shave my pubes until I'm at least 17 otherwise in the locker-rooms kids might make fun of me for never hitting puberty or some shit.

I still need help here guys.

At 8/18/09 10:52 AM, Stoicish wrote: I dunno if you ever heard of Cobra Starship, but they have a song called, "Nice Guy's Finish Last" and there's a part that goes like this:

"You got style, you got brains
but kid you just try so hard she just laughs in your face
You're a nice guy, with the wrong attitude
She wants (Bad boys, bad boys all we want is bad boys)
I treat her bad, she loves me good (so good)
And I just hate to have to tell you
Cause' you're a nice guy but that just wont do
She wants (Bad boys, bad boys all we want is bad boys)"

It's catchy and sends a great message.

OK so what should I do then? Win a fight? Get majorly stoned?

Last saturday she wanted me to get stoned with her so I did, and I even beat another guy (who was hitting on her but didn't succeed) at pool. He even threatened to smash me if I won (and he's a big guy) and I won anyway.

Didn't really seem to make her hot for me anymore though...

And to the guy that said she stated I'm in the friend zone, she didn't. At least she hasn't had the chance to 'coz I haven't asked her out yet, and I'm not gonna until I'm sure she likes me or I'll probably get rejected.

At 8/18/09 09:46 AM, Stoicish wrote: 1-Cut your hair. Despite popular treands it makes you look more unattractive than you think.

Why do I want to make myself less attractive? Besides she likes short hair more, I'm getting it cut this weekend. Not for her but because I hate long hair.

2-You are 15 and not as in love as you think you are. Despite me telling you this you will ignore me and think what you two have together is special.

No I don't know if I'm in love or not, but I definitely have feelings for her.

3-ASK HER OUT! I don't know why you ninnies are so afraid of doing this. Albit you are in a complicated situation with her living with you and everything, but it's not that bad. If she says no then do what most males do: reach in a touch that little "IGNORE" button you have in your brain. I'm sure you have it. Ignore her and move on with your life. In fact start talking to other girls as well. With any luck she'll look at how much you are having fun without her and want to talk to you more. This is a trap by the way as all she is is looking for attention. You don't have to listen to her crap. In the end she'll find a new poor sap to FZ or will boink your brains out in a sad attempt to get "you back". The second option is rare as there is always more poor saps.

Oh yeah, and your 15 which I can assume the girl is probably 13 or 14. So...yeah....

She's 16.

At 8/18/09 09:38 AM, DJ-Chilvan wrote: either you can
1. Pull her pants down and fuck her. Don't care. If she yells, cover her mouth.

or

2. Just spend some time with her while she is in your house. That's how I fucked. I just waited until the girl said that she wants me to stay with her in her room for some time. She will ask that very soon. Disguise it as watching a movie. The two of you will either eventually fall asleep, or stay awake and talk. If the two of you sleep and you wake up early, or wait for her to sleep b4 u (make the whole thing look unintentional), just put your hand down her gown and start to finger her. She would eventually wake up, enjoy it, and want to continue. If the two of you stay up and talk, try to talk about sexual things (not immediately, just get into it). Psychiatry has proven that sexual talk amps the brain for sex. Ive done this. It works.

Not to sure about the fingering thing but I might try discussing sex.

Also she's bit more sexually advanced than me. And by a bit I mean a lot. She got pregnant last year (it turned out to be a miscarriage) and I'm still a virgin so... yeah. But she is single now.

At 8/18/09 09:33 AM, BmBeaR wrote: Sorry, im sure I've read this before, or something almost identical to it.

apologies if you did write it.

I did, I can even show you pictures of us.

So there's this girl I've known for maybe 3 or more years and we've started hanging out a lot more, she was mostly my sister's friend and so I never really hung with her much but now I'm older and recently she's been hanging out with me and and her friends (my friends too). Anyway a few weeks ago we decided that we were gonna have her move into my place with me, my Dad and my Dad's GF because her Mum can't look after her anymore due to something relating to how she gets paid in welfare or something. And recently I've been having feelings for her and I think I'm in love.

I've tried flirting with her but she doesn't really like it. She's a really good friend how she texts me a lot and always has a big grin when I come into the room with a really warm welcome and she always invites me to parties. On one occasion my Mum didn't want me to go because it would be a hassle getting me home if we were gonna get drunk but she managed to talk my Mum into letting me go (that same night I got stoned for the first time).

So she's definitely a really good friend who definitely likes me but not in a sexual way =(. So how can I get myself out of the friend zone and into the panties zone? Plus since she's moving in this week I'll be spending a lot more time with her. I real an article or two online about getting out of the friend zone and it says to spend little to no time with her for a period of time but I can't really do that in my situation.

So what do I do?

Since it's a new PC you may as well just reformat it like the other guy said since you wont have much to lose.

Anyway I hear that NOD32 and Zone Alarm are pretty good antivirus programs.

A vagina.

This is why I got the extended warranty. I got the 360 3 months back and had no problems yet, but I know I will so luckily I got the warranty for when it happens.

I own both and I play Gears 2 more. Halo 3 campaign is way too short and multiplayer becomes boring after a while, however Gears 2 has a long and amazing story line that leaves me guessing what's gonna happen next, it's almost like a movie. Lot's of emotional and epic parts and it's just wow. Plus online is great, it can be annoying though when you go on at certain times and there aren't many people online due to timezones so most people are asleep so I can usually only play in the afternoon or night or I'll never find anyone to play with.

Gears 2 may not have the perfect online play (Gears 1 has better online but no Horde mode) but Halo 3 has a short and boring Single Player, plus Gears has better graphics.

I'm in NZ and in NZ the main people that live here are the New Zealand Europeans (basically a mix of English and Maori) and the Maoris and Samoans. I speak with mostly a NZ Euro accent but sometimes when I'm around other Maoris or Samoans I'll put on a Maori accent. I don't know why it just happens unexpectedly. I also can't find any difference between NZ and USA accents, when I talk to them on XBL they say I have a weird accent but to me they sound the same as people in NZ. Maybe it's coz of all the TV and stuff is mostly American people.

I sort of dislike my Grand Parents and my Auntie on my Mum's side because they're hardcore christian and they've tried to convert me a few times.

Probably Forbidden Siren, I played a demo of it I got in a PS2 magazine when I was about 9-11 years old and it just scared the crap out of me.

I always hate when school starts back, no more sleeping in and no more playing video games all day. And besides I started back 4 weeks ago.

Guys are supposed to look out for each other, you're now gonna have the reputation as a nark and chances are you'll lose a lot of friends.

Who gives a shit if he smokes weed, a lot of my friends have the occasional and I've been stoned once too, but whether you like it or not you don't narc on your family or friends.

How would you feel if he narced on you for watching porn when you're under 18 or something?

Think about it.

I'm guessing from the fact he makes music, his name is relating to Kirk Hammet from Metallica?

i think it's obvious from my gamertag I love Metallica too.

You just caused hundreds of horny 13 year olds to suddenly search Google images for this picture. Congratu-fucking-lations.

When I used to play WoW I though the Blood Elves voices were horrible. The voice acting was way off and sounded rushed and the sound quality was terrible.

Fail thread is fail.

At 8/12/09 06:23 AM, SomaGuye wrote: I think you're lying. When the xbox scratches discs like that you can't notnotice, because it makes a fucking loud scratching sound. You can't just put it in and take it out and bam there it is. You did something stupid that caused it to get scratched. BTW you can't send it to MS because there's nothing to be fixed. All the xboxs scratch discs like that if you have them upright or move them while reading.

I'd post a picture but I can't find my adapter to put photos taken on my phone onto the PC, I was honestly surprised to when I never noticed a noise, I may have heard a slight whine but I can't honestly remember. And I have a hearing disability and I wear hearing aids in both ears so chances are the sound was there but I didn't hear it due to being partially deaf.

And just why would I lie about this?

Was there ever a moment where you were playing a game and you suddenly felt like crying from the sadness, kinda like the end of Titanic?

I would have to say when you find Maria in Gears 2, **SPOILER** It was just so sad when you see her all beaten and starved and Dom is crying asking what to do, and he's forced to shoot her to end her pain. For the next 20 mins of the campaign I still felt shocked and sad of the event. **SPOILER OVER**

So what about you?

So yesterday I was playing GoW2 online and I got pissed off after waiting ages for it to find me a team so I gave up and decided to play Halo 3 for some reason (I was really bored) so I put the disc in and when I selected "Play game" after a few moments it came up with a window saying something like "The disc may be dirty, take it out and wipe it with a soft cloth then try again" so I took it out and when I looked at it, there was a huge fucking circle scratched into the disc, I didn't knock over the 360 or anything I just put it in, took it out and bam, there was a little ring scratched into the dsc, and it's definitely a scratch not some kind of mark.

Luckily enough my Halo 3 game has the game guarantee where if it gets scratched within a year of purchase I can get a free disc replaced instantly. However I'm a little worried about playing any other games incase they get scratched too. I put in a CD or 2 to check if it will happen again and it didn't, so I put in GoW2 and it ran fine, but it still might happen again, and Halo 3 is my only game with the guarantee.

What should I do? Ring up MS and send in the Xbox to be fixed (I don't really wanna wait a few weeks to play my games) or will I be able to take it back to the shop? Or should I just leave it and pray it doesn't happen again?

Halp please.

I once had a sleeping pill that gave me minor erectile dysfunction for 2-3 days.

There's this really weird girl in my drama class who has conversations to herself. She once told me that there's a ghost following her around and one time when an exercise was to write something that is sort of bothering us at the mo (that could be used in a play or something) for example how my Mum might have cancer (turned out she didn't) and this girl wrote how she wonders why she's still alive. And we were all just like "Whoa".

Funny shit.

This past week I've actually been getting tired at a normal hour, but I still wake up a little too late.

I think it would be cool if you could set your avatar's attitude or personality, like the Sims.

My guy is supposed to be a serious guy who rarely smiles and then he goes off and acts like a gay fuck. We should be able to set how they act, like Happy, Depressed, Shy, Evil, Serious, Arrogant etc. Otherwise they all act too damn happy and gay.

At 7/31/09 07:34 PM, chillbro wrote: Fuck you.

I like how you're username really fits your attitude.