Woke up, got stoned, went back to sleep, woke up, had lunch, played xbox, got drunk at a party, went home, went to bed.

rinse, repeat

That Starzero (whatever) guy can get stuffed, that was exactly what I wanted with the asteroid thing! Man you rock I cant wait to see what else you make, and the tit joke made me lol.

I did one time...

I only ride girls that shave.

Not to sure if that will be a good idea, what if there are people in the audience who are religious or don't like horror movies?

If I were you I'd stick to comedies, dramas and action movies.

Any websites relating to school will fail.

In my city (Wellington, New Zealand) there's this hobo called the blanket man. He's given that name because he wears nothing but underwear and a blanket he carries around everywhere. Sometimes though he isn't wearing the underwear and if he happens to adjust his blanket you'll see his dick, I haven't though luckily. Everyone knows him because anyone who's been around here more than a week will have seen him more than twice. He's also really friendly, he sits by himself and nods his head as if listening to music and as you walk past him if you look at him, he'll nod his head upwards in that "hello" sort of way.

He's really funny.

At 8/26/09 07:35 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I just finished wanking for the 17th time today! What a coincidence! Do I win something?

You must have a cock made of steel.

I especially love how much of a power whore God is. I haven't read the full bible but some of his commandments show what a power hungry fucker that guy is.

(these are the official commandments taken from Wikipedia)

"You shall worship no Gods before me"
Now hang on, I thought God is the only God, so how can we worship any other Gods??

"You shall not make for yourself an idol"
Now here he is saying that we absolutely have to worship him, and we cannot be an idol to anyone, like our children or younger siblings. He demands we love him only.

"You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God"
So here he's saying that we can't say "Oh my God" or blame something bad that happened on him. Even if it is his fault, he is still never wrong.

"Honor your father and mother"
This is just some cheap way of having kids be good for their parents because the parents were too useless to actually keep their kids in order. Well I say fuck that, respect should be earned not expected.

"You shall not murder"
This is the most bullshit commandment there is. God has killed millions of people according to the bible such as the flood in the Noah's Ark story. And also, more people have been killed in the name of God than any other reason. When the Romans became Christian, anyone who wasn't Christian was killed.

The rest are just basic rules made up to keep people in order. But those few commandments just show what a power hungry selfish guy he is. "HEY you didn't surrender everything to me and bow to me therefor you can get fucked and go to Hell bitch hahahaahah"

It kinda reminds you of some whiny 12 year old with no life doesn't it? For a man that's supposed to love all of us, he really doesn't seem to make it easy for us to be with him.

At 8/26/09 12:59 PM, nick9001 wrote: Tom Fulp being eaten by a shark. which then gets eaten by a tiger. which then gets eaten by an elephant. which gets eaten by a whale. which gets eatcen by alien homind. which gets beaten to death and eaten by castle crashers. which gets eaten by tom fulp who then does a big smile

Sounds awesome, I just hope I have the skill to draw Tom, I'll give it my best!!!!!

At 8/26/09 12:49 PM, Makeshift wrote:

At 8/26/09 12:33 PM, TRlCKY wrote: the popular

how come I've never heard of it?

Is This What You Want?, by Tomorrows-Nobody Type: Movie Rating: Adults Only

Skulsta wrote:
I want to see an Asteroid game but instead of the white triangle space ship thing, its a penis.

I can picture that, and it looks hilarious.

Wootlol wrote:
-hentai
-Cockjoke :3
-hentai

AND

-Over nine thousand o.o
Did i forget something?

I have that planned out in my head and I think it will be awesome.

MORE IDEAS NAO!!!

I want to see an Asteroid game but instead of the white triangle space ship thing, its a penis.

Related.

I'm so alone...

Rape it.

Death Race and WANTED.

When the BBS has no more threads for you to post in of your interest, when you run out of flash movies to watch and flash games to play, when you run out of youtube videos to watch, what do you do on the internet? What sites do you go to?

Little Big Planet and Infamous on the 360.

I like cats more because they're cleaner and are more independent. Dogs can get destructive and messy.

Plus my neighbor has 2 dogs and in my backyard theirs this hidden path that leads from my backyard to the street my school is on making it way faster to walk to school, and this path goes right past my neighbors backyard and if the dogs are in the backyard they will run up to me and start barking at me with only a really thin wire fence between me and the dogs. It scares the fuck out of me.

This thread fails.

You're 15 and you only just got armpit hair? I've been growing it since I was 13, I got a fucikng shitload of it.

Wear a diaper.

Depends on the games you want.

Halo 3, Gears of War, Dead or Alive series, Forza Motorsport, Fable 2 and a shit load of awesome Arcade Games = 360

Heavenly Sword, Little Big Planet, Infamous, MGS4 and free online = PS3

But if you're looking for a wider range of games then go for the 360, it has more exclusives and all the rest you can get on both consoles anyway. And yeah PS3 does have a better graphics ability but there are few multi-platform games where the graphics are really any different between the 2.

I seriously doubt anybody would be able to remember their first boner, they start when we're relatively young and just about everyone on NG is over 13 so we're not gonna remember it. I can remember my first wank and orgasm but my first boner was too long ago and too insignifigant to remember.

Xbox Live is just a myth, like World of Warcraft players and Mario.

I buy my games at EB games.

Being a huge Metal Fan I'm gonna love this game. I just hope they put in some Metallica and ACDC or it will suck.

What do you find really attractive in a girl? What do you look for in women?

I love a girl with confidence. A girl that stands up for themselves, isn't embarrassed easeily and has tat sassy attitude. It's nice to have some big tits but confidence and attitude is a must. I hate a girl that barely says a word and just sticks to themselves.

What about you Newgrounds? What do you like about girls?