Will drug dogs go after dog food? Say if I stash 3 pounds of dog food in my locker, will they rush over to it or have they been trained just to go after drugs?

I have a new sex move. I call it walrus punch.

The name is pretty self-explanatory, but the idea is that if you're getting head from a real bitch and she starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks.

bump bump

Thank you

Something happened today that will forever change my outlook of public restrooms. enjoy my story.

SO, I landed in Denver around 1 pm today (flight from Omaha, Nebraska) and I had a 2 hour layover. I walk off the plane and go straight for panda express chinese food. I sat down for my meal and I started to get an intense cramp in my stomach, felt like someone with a 15 inch dong was poking it through my bellybutton. I tried to ignore it and keep eating but I couldn't handle it anymore. I got up and walked towards the mens room which was unfortunately about 100 yards away (denver airport is big) As i'm walking, i'm trying to keep my composure but every once in a while a little fart squeaks out of my asshole. I believe I squeaked in about 3-4 little kids faces, and I feel sorry for them now thinking about it. Anyways, I make it to the toilet and I grab the paper shields to put over the bowl. I pull down my pants, tuck my dick, then try and get comfortable. 5 mins pass, then 10, then 15, and not a fucking thing, it's like i'm plugged. Then I start to think about it, and realize I haven't taken a shit in about a week. This has happened to me before, and I ended up tearing the inside of my colon and going to the hospital (I was 19 btw)

start to push, and I feel this sharp pain going up my ass. I'm gonna tear it, I fucking know it, and their is nothing I can do...except let out battle crys. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MMMEEEEEEEEE" I say, "holy shit, my ass" I holler, you can imagine what else I say. To my surprise I start to get verbal HELP from my 4-5 neighbors next to me in the other stalls. "Grab a hold of something!" "You can do this", "cmon man, we're with you". I couldn't believe my fucking ears. I got a second wind, and I thrusted with all of my colons might. THUNK! said my bastard turd as it splashed inside the bowl. Thunk thunk thunk! Three others say, and I feel MUCH better. I wipe my butt then get up and pull up my pants. I walk to the sink to wash my hands and I feel someone pat me on the back. It's the mexican janitor, and he says to me "I'm proud of you" and walks away. I leave the bathroom never to forget the great day that I have been apart of. Nothing I have said here was made up. Also, I didn't rip my ass if you were wondering.

At 12/30/07 09:08 PM, IammeoramI wrote:

At 12/30/07 09:08 PM, skully wrote:

At 12/30/07 09:05 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Stick a frog inside?

I dont think thats logical

It is in my book!

You are a wise man, May Your first child be a masculin one

At 12/30/07 09:05 PM, IammeoramI wrote: Stick a frog inside?

I dont think thats logical

You suck

my gf just broke up with me and i will tell you why right now. before winter break she was convinced she could take me and my big brother at the same time in bed. we both tried sticking it in her VAGINA but it was too dry.we didn't have any lube or lotion around so my brother went downstairs to find something else, couple of minutes later he finds sum cottage cheese,and we just use that. a couple of days later my gf get random orgasms in class. She goes to see a doctor and turns out there are maggots in her crotch. Help me be, i love her with all my heart

give me some advice on life

Since the bbs is my personal google, is there any way to get the smell of dog shit out of shoes? I tried bleaching them.

bah ive seen it work

Ive seen it work before

That fixs everything, thank you asshat

I accidentally used the paint brush in MS Paint to paint an image and saved it, Is there anyway I can remove the paint? a program or such, Thanks

Fuck off furfags

FUCK YOU GAIA FAG

OH LOOK AT ME I'M 12 AND GO ON NEWGROUNDS. IM SO COOL

fuck off Newgrounds Fag

BLASTOISE WOULD NEVER HURT MY MOM. HE WOULD NEVER MAKE HER CRY LIKE HER BOYFRIEND JOHNNY DOES. IF BLASTOISE WAS MY DAD THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE.

At 7/11/07 09:08 PM, craigalan wrote: i've tried my own semen but never with anything else.

FAG

Im sure any of the wonder full newgrounds mods know what semen tastes like

None of you?

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

TITS or GTFO!

LOL illegal torrents

Its like a total of 15 GB and like 256 ram

At 6/2/07 04:31 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote: Upgrade to Windows XP, you idiot!

Disk drive dosent work, Idiot

is newgrounds this dead in the afternoon? I havent been on in years : /

HAHA the broadband works fine

my grandpa gave me his old Toshiba, windows 95 Laptop. Since I have no use for it I was wondering if you guys had any ideas? I would have went with linux but, the disk drive is broken like toms popularity