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Topic: R.i.p Justin Anderson

Posted: 11/22/09 09:24 PM

Forum: General

Hello, friends of Justin. Justin passed away last night in his sleep, we still don't know the cause. He will be missed. R.I.P. Justin Anderson 2/7/1990-11/22/2009. He was getting weak in his last stages and wanted me to tell his friends he has died. WE WILL MISS YOU JUSTIN!

Love, mom.
It's so hard dealing with the loss of a son.


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Topic: Screech the sneetch

Posted: 11/18/09 07:04 PM

Forum: General

Screech from Saved by the Bell is a snitch. Steady giving up info on his guys, then just leaving. If I was Slater or Zack I'd beat his ass.


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Topic: What will music be like in 10years?

Posted: 11/16/09 01:44 PM

Forum: General

At 11/16/09 01:19 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Auto tuned to perfection.

lol.


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/12/09 04:11 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 03:42 PM, Homosecksual wrote: get the fuck out nobody wants your shitty raps clogging up our forums.. seriously, you're a shitty rapper, and a shitty poser at that.

Shut up.


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 11:20 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 07:51 PM, ViZi wrote: Let me use one rhyme before it fails....

You know my name
now step up to the game
these hoes go insane
like im in some kind of fame
show respect or get the glock to the brain
now your in pain
when you should've took a train

Don't try to be funny and say this rap was lame and rhyme, motherufcker

Yo that track was wack I spit better having an asthma attack
Stop rewind just hit the sidelines while I spit my fine rhymes
I will split your shit five times with just one of my divine lines
No one knows your name you just trying to claim fake fame
Put the glock to your own brain pull the trigger end your charade
You could do a decade in this game and still be a lame brained shame
Come back with a real attack or just relax and get lyrically whacked
I show no love or respect I'ma unleash let you feel the full effect
You ain't even worth a full verse already riding the back of a hearse


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 07:04 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 05:34 PM, The-Condor wrote: Errm, Yo dawg, I can umm... Rap n' stuff.

Wurd up

werd uP dAwG


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 06:08 PM

Forum: General

At 11/11/09 02:17 PM, ViZi wrote:
At 11/11/09 02:11 PM, SKS wrote:
OH, NO YOU DI'INT!!!! We about to have a hood battle or what?
Hard hommie. RESPECT!! SKS FO' SHIZZLE!

No doubt.


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 03:14 PM

Forum: General

Evark is my nig.


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Topic: attn: Rappers

Posted: 11/11/09 02:11 PM

Forum: General

Got the lyrical strap in my backpack
Rat-a-tat-tat wit a full scale attack
Get a vest for yo chest when I bust the tech
Check yourself before I wreck your health
I'm a best sella you rest on the shelf
Lyrically inclined in my mind to rhyme
It's my time to shine so get off mine
Because I blow your mind with each line
You try to bite my style but bust yo teeth
I'm fresh off the lot you got rust underneath
I got you some swag, a body bag wit a toe tag
Got laid to rest when you put to the test
Just quit spitting this shit you making a mess
Heres some toliet paper go wipe your mouth
Take a lyrical enema get cleaned the fuck out
It's the real deal bitch, what you about?


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Topic: Racing the toilet.

Posted: 11/09/09 05:52 PM

Forum: General

I am a consistent winner. I have skills.


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Topic: Racing the toilet.

Posted: 11/08/09 05:14 PM

Forum: General

At 11/8/09 08:02 AM, MrShankly wrote: There are toilets on overseas oil rigs that are used especially for certain divers who need to sit in a depressurised room after a dive for 3 days because of the exces nitrogen in their bodies, they have a special toilet that when flushed creates a massive powerful vacuum that sucks whatever was in the toilet out with no mess whatsoever (it even tears off stains!) Of course, one certain diver was feeling particularily ill at the time, and pressed the several levers needed to flush it whilst still siting down, this resulted in him being stuck to the seat and his insides being pulled out through his body, killing him instantly. Try pissing in that toilet!

Um, well if I was standing up nothing is going to happen, It's not going to suck my dick into the hole. If that was the case you'd need to flush it from like 5 feet away.


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Topic: Racing the toilet.

Posted: 11/08/09 05:04 AM

Forum: General

Only people who are going to be successful in life do this.


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Topic: Racing the toilet.

Posted: 11/08/09 04:28 AM

Forum: General

Anyone else ever flush the toilet before you finish pissing, like right when you begin? I do it almost all the time by habit and try to piss faster than the toilet flushes. I'm awesome.


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Topic: Help me with my addiction,

Posted: 11/06/09 03:26 PM

Forum: General

At 11/6/09 03:39 AM, 142201 wrote: The only gambling game that is possible to win through strategy is Blackjack, and you have to be crazy at math. ALL of the other games are chance-based. Being good at poker might increase your chances of winning, but they're still only chances.

Besides, as Gagsy said, the house ALWAYS wins.

I'm afraid I can't really offer any helpful advice except to not start playing poker.

You are retarded. Plain and simple. Poker has mathmatics also. HMM I AM DRAWING TO A FLUSH, SHOULD I CALL THIS BET? HE BETS 1 dollar into a 1 dollar pot I HAVE TO CALL ONE DOLLAR TO WIN 2, I AM GETTING 2:1 ON MY MONEY. I HAVE 9 OUTS TO MY FLUSH, 47-9=38/9=4:1, well I NEED TO BE GETTING 4:1 ON MY MONEY TO MAKE THE CALL, NOPE< ONL:Y GETTING 2 TO 1 I SHOULD FOLD. Right there is an example of how it's not lolchance. Pot odds. There is more than just that but still. It's def a game of skill.


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Topic: Help me with my addiction,

Posted: 11/06/09 03:27 AM

Forum: General

Play poker you dumsbit, www.flopturnriver.com you'll be gambling and actually winning because it's a skill based game. Go to the site and improve and you'll be a baller.


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Topic: Funniest Porn Star Name!

Posted: 11/06/09 03:25 AM

Forum: General

Pud Nutz


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Topic: How much money do you have

Posted: 11/04/09 12:25 AM

Forum: General

BOUT TREE FIDDY


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Topic: Help me with my addiction,

Posted: 11/04/09 12:22 AM

Forum: General

Play poker, it's a skill based game. Improve your skills, profit. I prefer No Limit Texas Hold Them.


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Topic: How much money do you have

Posted: 11/02/09 12:24 AM

Forum: General

BOUT TREE FIDDY


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Topic: Create a short story in 20 words.

Posted: 10/28/09 11:59 PM

Forum: General

Well, what did you think of mine on page 5?


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/25/09 02:55 AM

Forum: General

Didn't know if you were comming back grim.


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Topic: Create a short story in 20 words.

Posted: 10/24/09 08:23 AM

Forum: General

I let out a barely audible yawn as I awoke from my slumber to an alarm clock ringing with glee. "I hate Monday mornings..." I muttered to myself while stumbling around looking for some clothes to wear. Still half-awake not fully ready for the day I lug myself into the shower and feel a blast from the initial cold then hot water. Drying myself off while examining myself in the mirror noting my less than admirable penis size; I was a full three inches when erect not nearly enough to satisfy any woman. All dressed up, for the struggles that lie ahead, I hesitantly slid into the BMW's seats admiring the interior for a moment with dreams of owning one myself some day I turned the key and took off.

When I arrived at the office I was greeted by a roomful of nameless business people just drinking their coffee keeping on with the daily tasks. I settled myself into my cubicle and let out a sigh; I was not ready to face the work that would ensue or the four o' clock meeting with my boss. I started sipping my coffee as the computer was warming up making it's familiar buzzing sound I grew dreadful of.

Sipping my coffee and typing away at some spreadsheet for some big company I thought to myself, "I hate this shit; I do all the dirty work and get no recognition. Fuck it I'm quitting." "I'm quitting," I told myself this a million times already, but I just don't have the balls to tell my boss that I am sick of this bullshit. I just keep working away like the faceless no-named business man I was. "This is how my life is going to be until I die," I muttered to myself while noticing the ever approaching four o' clock meeting.

I grasped the cold steel door handle and swung it open with a feeling of dread as I saw my boss sitting at one end of the table in his black leather chair. I took a seat at the opposite end of the table I had such a hatred for that five foot brown haired man. He opened his mouth and I just wanted to shove my fist directly into the back of his throat; "John, do you know why I called you to this meeting?" He said. I replied quickly with a stern, "No." He said, "I want to fuck you, John." I was shocked he'd be so open yet it left me with feelings of arousal so I replied with a hesitant, "Um, I suppose there is a first time for everything?" I was then struck with a sudden fear that he'd see my small penis and get turned off which would lead to the termination of my employment; even though I wanted to quit I couldn't I need this job.

He started kissing me softly on my neck leaving a little puddle of saliva from each kiss; while kissing me he slowly started unbuttoning my shirt. My shirt fell from my body with grace and elegance he slowly moved down my body going from my neck to my navel while my unbuttoned pants drop to my ankles. My boxers got caught with my pants and were sitting at my ankles I stepped out of them showing my full three inches in all it's glory. He gazed at my erect penis, it was dripping with pre-cum, and he smiled and said, "I was hoping it wouldn't be too big." I felt relief and stared at him still fully clothed; he quickly undressed knowing what I wanted. His cock was large I want to say eight inches then he slowly got to his knees with a grin on his face.

He stuck out his tongue and slowly slurped the pre-cum of the tip of my erect penis. I shivered a little bit it felt good it was a feeling I definitely wasn't used to. He then slowly started licking my shaft while playing with the head between his fingers. He started to engulf my penis into the depths of his throat; I realized I couldn't hold out much longer. My cum exploded into his throat with it's salty warmness and I could feel him swallowing as his entire mouth and throat tensed up. He slowly pulled my penis out his mouth licking any extra drops that might have escaped. I went flaccid instantly and knew it was my turn to service him. He said, "I want to fuck you in the ass." I slowly bent down and rested my hands on the table in front of me while he slowly slid his un-lubed penis into my rectum. It was quite painful and I started to bleed which made it slide in easier it was my own natural lube. In a matter of seconds he was pounding my ass with a fierce force that split my ass wide open. I was bleeding badly and it felt so good the blood trickled down my legs.

It continued like this for a solid thirty seconds and then he came deep inside of my large intestines. I proceeded to push the semen out which he lapped up like a dog. We both relaxed for five minutes reflecting on the magic that just occurred. We then proceeded to put our clothes on and I asked him, "Did you want anything else, Boss?" He said, "Nah, I'm good, but please call me Seymour." I headed for the door and slowly walked out before being stopped by Seymour by telling me I got a raise. I smiled and walked out muttering to myself, "I love this job..." I spent the rest of the day sitting in my cubicle feeling the blood on my leg it constantly reminded me of the acts that took place behind those doors oh how I longed to have another meeting with my boss.


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Topic: Lottery prank ruins guy's life

Posted: 10/24/09 06:42 AM

Forum: General

Awesome.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/24/09 01:21 AM

Forum: General

At 10/23/09 10:09 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:
At 10/23/09 07:22 PM, SKS wrote: Looks like I win.
KEEP GOING MAN, YOU'RE IMPRESSING EVERYONE WITH YOUR SUPER AWESOME RAPPING SKILLS!!!

Or maybe you should just stop, you delusional ass kid. Do you think anybody takes you seriously?

Maybe you should just die? You act as if my skin color has anything to do with someones ability to write


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/23/09 10:14 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/09 08:51 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote:
umm no thx XD

you a snake


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/23/09 09:02 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/09 08:51 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote:

the dude who wrote first i didt know this thread had four pages ROFL so yeah anyone who wants to can he just really pisses me off with his smart ass attitude

What if I write one dissing you?


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/23/09 08:29 PM

Forum: General

At 10/23/09 08:11 PM, Sil3ntkill wrote: Nice dude, can you make one for me theres this kid he sounds like faq and talks alot of shit can you make something up?

Who are you talking to?


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/23/09 07:22 PM

Forum: General

Looks like I win.


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Topic: Scary Movies...

Posted: 10/23/09 11:55 AM

Forum: General

How bout you get at me in the rap topic.


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Topic: Rap battle at school!

Posted: 10/23/09 06:26 AM

Forum: General

Where ya at?


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