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Tom Fulp - Part of the Illuminati? Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Just kidding, but seriously, what's up with all those retards blaming everything on that stupid conspiracy-theory?

Michael Jackson just died.
You know.. The illuminati killed him - he knew too much..

Yeah.. I guess he was exposing the illuminati in Billie Jean and Bad. It all makes sense now.

He simply had to die - let's analyze his lyrics for a sec!
"She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene,
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One"

What he's really saying is that the illuminati will kill every christian soul on this planet and if we don't embrace God we will all die.

Dumb fucks.

Response to: I lost a finger Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

I can't put a finger on what's wrong with this thread..

Response to: That Funny Look When Tired Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Is this some kind of fetish you have?

Response to: Cutting your fingernails too short Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

This thread is weird.

Response to: Stop Fighting About Religion! Posted December 31st, 2010 in General

Fucking jews.

Response to: Just destroyed my cousins childhood Posted December 31st, 2010 in General

At 12/31/10 11:16 AM, Snuff wrote: I thought you were going to say you sexually abused him.

It would have been interesting that way.

And lighter on the poor child..

Response to: Official Diarrhea-Advice Thread Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

Why would I want to make a thread about diarrhea? :(

Response to: Official Diarrhea-Advice Thread Posted December 29th, 2010 in General

Lol, it wasn't even meant to be serious. :P Kind of grose you're all sharing actual advice and personal experiences.. OMG

Does The Size Matter? Posted December 28th, 2010 in General

So, what do you think? Does the size matter?

Response to: Official Diarrhea-Advice Thread Posted December 28th, 2010 in General

At 12/28/10 05:29 PM, squirrelking69 wrote: I usually rub some nice cool jelly on the pained area.

Question:
What is usually the cause of your diarrhea?

I've found that drinking too much milk often causes me to have diarrhea, although it only lasts for a couple of hours.

Official Diarrhea-Advice Thread Posted December 28th, 2010 in General

This thread is dedicated to advice, tips and questions regarding diarrhea.

What is diarrhea?
Diarrhea is loose, watery stools. A person with diarrhea typically passes stool more than three times a day. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day. Acute diarrhea is a common problem that usually lasts 1 or 2 days and goes away on its own without special treatment.

taken from digestive.niddk.nih.gov

Unserious posts will be ignored - keep the discussion at a mature level.

I'll start off with a question:
How do you deal with the burning pain in your anus as a result of diarrhea?

For Media Class! Posted September 19th, 2010 in General

LINK

This was a little thing I mixed together for media class!
What do you think?

I like it.
I Made Up a Joke! Posted September 14th, 2010 in General

I'm glad I'm not a girl; I wouldn't like to wear tight jeans - they would crush my balls.
Ha ha ha! Funny, right?:D

Response to: Ripped Off This Guys Shit? Posted August 2nd, 2010 in General

I knew this would happen.. :O

Ripped Off This Guys Shit? Posted August 2nd, 2010 in General

My flash

His flash

So, this guy claims I ripped off his flash, which is funny because our flash's doesn't even have shit in common + his flash isn't even worth ripping off.

I'm pissed because I consider sprite-animating the least creative or artistic kind of animating you're able to do, and this fuck is talking about me ripping him off, like he've made some kind of masterpiece. I only do sprite-movies to get a break from animating flash-games (explaining why I use sprites) and I hardly spend a couple of hours on them.

Now, please tell me if you actually believe that our stuff have anything in common
+ if you've ever experienced the same (having a douche claim dumb shit like this guy).

Thank you very much!:3

Response to: Girl Moderators Posted July 21st, 2010 in General

PokéCommunity Forums

You're a nerd.

Response to: " Future Civil War?" Posted July 19th, 2010 in General

The Brotherhood of NOD.

Response to: I found my one true love on here. Posted July 19th, 2010 in General

At 7/19/10 03:53 AM, AtomEq wrote: I did, But he only wanted sex.. And pursued me to have a foursome with him, two hobos and a monkey. :Sadface:

Fixed.

Response to: Which One? Posted July 18th, 2010 in Animation

At 7/18/10 03:07 PM, Boss wrote: I think you could use them both if you could make it display them based on how fast your character was going. I think the one on the left looks really nice for a sprint, and the one on the right looks good for a fast walk.

Wow, thanks! Didn't even consider that. You helped me out a lot there dude. :P

Response to: Dadgame and Dadmovies Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

At 7/17/10 04:35 PM, PoloPancake wrote: Dad & Me is one of the best games on NG.

And fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.

You so made this thread.

Response to: Are You Racist? Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

At 7/17/10 02:20 PM, bq wrote: blablabla

Where you from?

Response to: Are You Racist? Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

At 7/17/10 01:59 PM, Kasrikin wrote: I make racist jokes all the time but no one gets really offended. My friends are a lot of different races so I have plenty to make fun of, but everyone knows I'm joking.

So what you're saying is that you're that typical racist-dick among your "friends"?

Response to: Are You Racist? Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

At 7/17/10 01:44 PM, psychicpebble wrote: I'm not racist I just FUCKING HATE N*GGERS.

omg omg jk I wuv black ppl.

This shit's getting old, you know? There's like 10 reply's like yours. Fuck you.

Go kill yourself. loljk ...
Response to: Are You Racist? Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

Is it true that jews controlling the world?

Response to: Are You Racist? Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

At 7/17/10 12:09 PM, NinjaT3Ddy wrote: No I'm not racist but I do laugh at racist jokes .

My friend really hates blacks , he always stares at them .

Well, tell your "friend" to get the fuck off Newgrounds.

Bitch
Response to: Are You Racist? Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

Lol, I like how you all immediately started talking about black people.

Response to: Happy Redesign Anniversary! Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

At 7/17/10 11:20 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Yes it was lame, going back on NG every 30 seconds to see if it was finally out.

Yeah.. Of course, some of us had (and still have) a life.

Are You Racist? Posted July 17th, 2010 in General

If yes, in what way and why?

Racist bitch

If no, why?

Which One? Posted July 17th, 2010 in Animation

CLICK

Working on a game, and wanted to hear which run-style looks the best. Personally, I like the left one, but I'm not completely sure.

Response to: No Batting Average? Posted July 16th, 2010 in General

At 7/16/10 05:50 PM, TheBlueRaven wrote: it doesn't show up unless you search your name

I did try searching my name..