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Response to: Bad kid movies Posted January 11th, 2011 in General

At 1/10/11 07:13 PM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote: "A little adventure goes a LAWN way"
I pissed blood. Thats how hard I groaned at that pun.

Dude.

Response to: I had a terrible accident. Again. Posted January 11th, 2011 in General

At 1/11/11 03:18 PM, Makakaov wrote: Okay, I founda horse made of lead. It's much smaller, but has It's weight.

Who's gonna eat it with me?

Sounds tempting... What the hell, I'll do it!!

Response to: How I Love Google Chrome Posted January 11th, 2011 in General

At 1/10/11 04:04 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Hoho, iz funny because he purposely made the screenshot big enough to show the tab he made say horse porno pics so that people will think he really looks at that, therefore being slightly humorous.

Clever.

Oh god...It's all TRUE!!!!!1111111111

Response to: How I Love Google Chrome Posted January 10th, 2011 in General

At 1/10/11 03:59 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote: So I say, hail Adblock and screw all the corporate pigs who want to earn all these bucks trying to get your attention.

Take it easy man, I'll download both Google Chrome and Adblock now. Geez.

Response to: How I Love Google Chrome Posted January 10th, 2011 in General

Fucking douchebag. I also have AdBlock, but at least I turn it off on the sites I like and want to support, like Newgrounds!

See?

How I Love Google Chrome

Response to: Dropping the ball Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

"Dropping my balls."

That would definitely get you +3 pages.

Response to: ng is automatic site that means... Posted January 9th, 2011 in General

At 1/9/11 01:05 PM, P-Bot wrote: Hello I am P-Bot.

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Response to: God Damn It, Disney! Posted January 7th, 2011 in General

At 1/7/11 11:19 AM, SCTE3 wrote: The sad part is I still have that movie. Real sad that he gets rabies and has to be shot. At least they have puppies before he dies so that he has some more dogs to play with.

HE GET*S RABIES AND DIES!!? WHYYY!!11!!!1

Response to: NG Look at my toy!!! Posted January 7th, 2011 in General

At 1/7/11 01:09 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: o hai

OMG win

Response to: Truth Posted January 7th, 2011 in General

My brain hurts..

Response to: rate this joke i wrote Posted January 6th, 2011 in General

At 1/6/11 12:08 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: rate it on a scale of 1 - 10 with 2.5 being the highest, 9.3 being lowest, and 7 being historically accurate.

0, wait.. what?
It sucks, okay!!? Man, you stupid.

Response to: Guy basicly gave me an account Posted January 6th, 2011 in General

At 1/6/11 12:50 AM, Mags1722 wrote: A runescape acount.. yea
So heres the story, i was on the minecraft forums, and somebody was trading the account for a minecraft one. So i said i was going to give him an account and that i was getting the gift code out he sent me the runescape account user and pass and i was like LOL so i changed the password and asked if he had a bank pin, he sent me the bank pin. This was what i sent him after my work was done
"ok thanks for the free account. You got hacked
You mad?"

Lol, that's hilarious! What a dumb fuck! :P
But seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself.
BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA

Response to: Game artist wanted Posted January 6th, 2011 in Animation

I'm pretty much done with it, so I'll have no probs working on your project.
Looking forward to work on the game. ;)

Response to: Gay... Choice or Not? Posted January 5th, 2011 in General

How can this discussion go on for 5 fucking pages? God damn, you do not choose to be gay, and if you do it's a whole nother issue.

OMG
Response to: Game artist wanted Posted January 5th, 2011 in Animation

Hey,
I'm definetely interested and do have some experience in animating for the exact same kind of game (working on a soon-to-be-released brawler).
Since the game doesn't look that "massive" (animation-wise at least) I'd say I'd be able to do a pretty good job animating and doing the art for the game.

Samples:
Sample
Old In-game Sample (June 2010)
Old In-game Screenshot (October 2011)
For further notice:
Contact
Or PM me on Newgrounds.

Response to: "Don't mind me, just gonna fap" Posted January 5th, 2011 in General

What goes around cums around..

Response to: Importing music problems =_= Posted January 5th, 2011 in Animation

I had the exact same problem, but I found out that by installing Quicktime Player and restarting my computer the problem was solved.
So, you don't have to convert the file into a .wav which would make the filesize increase a lot.

Response to: In search of a flash animator Posted January 5th, 2011 in Animation

It's like saying you want to write a book, but you want someone else to do it for you. Follow me?
If you want to animate, then learn to do so. You can't just have someone else do it for you for free - that's just disrespectful imo.

So, what are you actually asking for? Are you:
- Asking for advice? (recommended books and advice)

I'm recommending The Animator's Survival Kit (both the book and the video-classes). It's pretty much a must-read/see and a lot of animators will tell you to check it out.
Also, animating requires lots and lots of practice and time. To me, it's very boring, but having a final result is worth the effort. I view animating as a tool I use to express myself (not in a necessarily "Shakespear-ish" manner, but I get a kick out of making people laugh and having a good time.) and earn some extra money, so before you get into it I think you should make clear to yourself what it means to you? Is it a tool? An actual interest of yours? A hobby?

- Offering payment?
Contact
Or PM my Newgrounds-account.

- Asking us to animate a story you've written?
In this case, you should've at least told us about the story, before asking us to animate it - you know, letting us know what you're asking us to get involved in. Also, you should know that very few animators are going to just animate your stuff for free, unless it's very very good.

- Asking us to simply animate for you?
This is just stupid and you should start showing a bit of respect.

Response to: Really Depressing movies Posted January 5th, 2011 in General

Cinema Paradiso.
Beautifull movie. :(

I Wonder What Will Happen In 2012 Posted January 5th, 2011 in General

What will the nuts that really believe in that doomsday-shit do? I mean, they've been wasting their time making a fool out of themselves and when nothing happens, their lives will be turned upside down!
I'm looking forward to it, and have a question for y'all on NG:
- How do you think they will react when nothing happens the 21th of December, 2012?

Now, let's have a reasonable and exciting discussion!

Response to: Humans and Absolute Zero. Posted January 5th, 2011 in General

Lol, I learned about this in school today. :P

Response to: What to do in the snow? Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

What do you think? Go out and have fun.

Response to: Troubled Childhood. Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

Welcome to Newgrounds. :)

Response to: Woo! School! Posted January 3rd, 2011 in General

Tomorrow....

Response to: I want an xbox live vision camera Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 10:15 PM, Lunaful wrote: Start saving your pennies.

Or suck that penis.

Response to: Happy Nude Year! Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 10:05 PM, BiscuitsByTheDozen wrote: Celebrating any holiday clothed ruins the point of the holiday.

And that's why you're not allowed to go to the mall anymore.

Response to: Share your secrets NG Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 09:17 PM, mothballs wrote:
At 1/2/11 09:15 PM, GamesArmor wrote: I used to play Runescape.
As I'm looking at your comment, I am playing Runescape.

Yeah, you guys can kill me now.

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.

Response to: whats the deal with hobos Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

Your real dad's a hobo.

Guess your mom didn't tell you that, eh!? Fucking punk.
Response to: Am I blowing this out of proportion Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 08:15 PM, AZBull wrote: What game were you playing?

lol

Response to: The stuff we say... Posted January 2nd, 2011 in General

At 1/2/11 06:48 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: I was with my friend, Zak yesterday and we can usually sit and think of the funniest things to say, ever. For example, last night we were sitting in my room saying stuff like, "Squid nipple", "Monkey Testicle", and "Pumpkin Cheese".

Get a fucking life. And a new friend. Fucking Zak, do you guys have down syndrom or something? Who sits around making up stuff like that and has fun with it?
The weirdest thing is that you say it's something you usually do. The kid just makes it all the more weirder. You're probably all the product of many generations of incest.

God damn