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Response to: so uh, I'm 14 and I might be a dad Posted February 15th, 2011 in General
At 2/15/11 03:46 AM, Luis wrote: Legend has it that there is a coathanger level for users like yourself.

Oh hai Luis
But seriously, don't make jokes like that. It's unethical.

Response to: so uh, I'm 14 and I might be a dad Posted February 15th, 2011 in General
At 2/15/11 03:29 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: nah, too embarrassing. anyway we already decided that we'd get an abortion and never speak of it ever again.

Abortion is murder.

Ya, that kid will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Response to: My grandfather just died Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

So, what happened to his birds?

Response to: I'm getting a haircut. Posted February 15th, 2011 in General
At 2/15/11 02:39 AM, OnionsXD wrote: Actually I've never been mistaken for a chick...

its cuz my biceps always show throuhg my shirt and people can determine my sexuality immediately..

Also, you pull out your dick every now and then and jerk off in front of people.

Response to: so uh, I'm 14 and I might be a dad Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

Use your level icon.

Response to: Uneven Tits Posted February 15th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 11:01 PM, sixflab wrote: If that's what you are worried about then you might be focusing on the wrong things when having sex.

The tits?

Response to: How did you discover Newgrounds? Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Hasn't this been done lots of times before?

Response to: Interwebz ark... Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 05:04 PM, Squidbit wrote: You disappoint me, I thought it would be bigger. I could barely even feel you.
You are now thrown overboard into the sea of spam.

At least I'd still have a bit of dignity. Unlike you, captain.

Response to: Win a Castle Crashers Keychain!!! Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

130.23$

Response to: Interwebz ark... Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Omg didn't really think you were going to go ahead with this. You disappoint me.

Response to: Post homemade Demotivational Art Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 04:53 PM, Irrelephant wrote: no one's got the motivation to do that bro

Aww BURN

Response to: Post homemade Demotivational Art Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 04:35 PM, RobJohnson wrote: I am going to build an ark, and fill it with things like Newgrounds, and google, and then watch as it rains for 40 days and 40 nights.... wiping out shitty things like de/motivational posters and facebook.

We need a fresh start...

Wait.. This is merely metaphorical, right?

Response to: Uneven Tits Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 04:20 PM, DevoLver wrote: Well, I hate people feeling left out. So here's some uneven tits.

Dude..

Response to: I have money worth 50$ Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Sexual services from your mom - twice. Plus you're probably going to get some kind of family-discount.

Response to: Kids These Days. Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Did you really need to create a new shit thread about another shit thread created by a fucking troll?

Response to: Uneven Tits Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 04:10 PM, Falonefal wrote: VERY VERY hot doesn't really go well along with "uneven tits" don't ya think bro?

Lol, say you didn't know she had uneven tits, and as you take off her shirt, you find out. WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?
Also..

Uneven Tits

Response to: Uneven Tits Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 04:05 PM, Quicksmasher wrote: Pics of that girl. Let me judge properly.

Like.. THIS

Uneven Tits

Uneven Tits Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

A VERY VERY hot girl is willing to have sex with you, but she has uneven tits - what do you do?!

Response to: Self defence against woman ? Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

I'd just hit it back.

Response to: need a working v-cam for game +more Posted February 14th, 2011 in Animation

Are you asking us to program your platformer or what?
Go watch/read some tutorials, but tbh I'd rather see you learn to actually program, rather than just ripping off some tutorials.
You can get a VCam HERE.

Response to: I have a hemorrhoid... Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Play less videogames then. Go for a walk and don't fart. Simple.

Response to: I feel like a sick fuck. Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

What's wrong with you? Show a little respect, geez

Response to: I'm Scared To Leave My House Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 07:34 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: 3.Story is fake and gay.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR RWJ SHIT
Also, you may be right.

Response to: Furries Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 07:15 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Now, I personally have a furry fetish. I enjoy some of the erotic artwork, and I fap to it regularly.
The people around you do NOT need to know what you jerk off to at 11pm.

WE DONT CARE
OH DEAR GOD MY MIND IS FUCKED

Response to: What would you do if... Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

I'd consider myself mentally ill and seek help for my condition.

Response to: I'm Scared To Leave My House Posted February 14th, 2011 in General
At 2/14/11 05:31 AM, MCSMstudios wrote: Step 1: Build Tiem Macheen.
Step 2: Set date for yesterday.
Step 3: Kill your past self.
Step 4: PROFIT

Fixed.

Response to: Young=Stupid? Posted February 13th, 2011 in General

Puberty, my friend. Puberty.

Response to: I lost my virginiy at 9 Yo Posted February 12th, 2011 in General

Damn, I thought this was some incest story.. What a disappointment.

Response to: What is your favorite shape? Posted February 11th, 2011 in General
At 2/11/11 02:16 AM, Davidxtrem wrote: As you get closer or away from your screen you will see concentric circles rotate

Oh my FUCKING GOD!!1111

Response to: I'm confused. Posted February 11th, 2011 in General
At 2/11/11 07:24 AM, Fleshlight wrote: Btw, you can just call me Alexandrovichski

Well, NICE TO MEET YOU

fucking bastard
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