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At 4/22/12 02:02 AM, Fragment wrote: Joe Eszterhas writes terrible movies. They guy wrote Showgirls. Mel Gibson might be crazy but at least we won't see a shitty movie.

but we are going to miss out on the JEWISH braveheart!

At 4/22/12 01:31 AM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 4/22/12 01:05 AM, SKHM wrote:

At 4/22/12 01:01 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: you're walking straight toward totalitarianism.

nothing wrong w/that

sure as hell is when it's people throwing around dumb shit like "sexually racist"

i feel like a proliferation of "racist" related terms will significantly decrease the seriousness of any racism claims and only work against political correctness

At 4/22/12 01:01 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: you're walking straight toward totalitarianism.

nothing wrong w/that

when i was younger i would wait for the pizza man with my supersoaker on the roof right above the porch

if you lie down flat they won't even notice

they weren't very grateful for that

not at all

please don't die, milo

At 4/21/12 10:09 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: In fact, I repeatedly attempted to clarify my position, but you pansies can't stand it when someone is unpatriotic so you close your ears and say lalala.

cool persecution complex, please tell me more

The Mexican Mafia has put the word out for Hispanic street gangs to stop battling each other, to "focus on getting the blacks out" of their territories, according to an Escondido police gang specialist.

Some shocking incidents have been occurring recently.

On February 13, a dark-skinned man of "mixed race" said he was moving into his new apartment in Escondido when he was approached by a man he later identified as Ocampo. The stranger asked, "Where you from?" and, "You're not one of those Crip or Blood f-ggot ******s, are you?" before he announced, "This is Diablos" and, "We donâEUTMt want no ******s in our 'hood" and then punched his new neighbor in the face. The attacker pulled out a knife, according to this witness, who said he managed to escape without being stabbed.

Article.

Do you live in a border state? Are you black? If so, are you scared of being killed?

Do you wish all races could just get along?

Is the Mexican Mafia "stupid" and "irrelevant" to you since you live in a nice neighborhood/not in a border state?

Can you believe hate crimes STILL take place in our post-racial society?

Tell me what you think, Newgrounds.

i'm not ashamed of being sexually racist

At 4/21/12 09:31 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:

At 4/21/12 09:30 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: Hey, Let's all calm our tits, or I'll get after all of you, SRSLY.

ooooh i know SKHM likes power play

damn right i do

y'all aren't big enough to play games with me yet

one day, just maybe

At 4/21/12 09:06 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 4/21/12 09:04 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote:

At 4/21/12 09:01 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: Oh boy, I can just feel the power I have to kill this thread.

What you mean?

Probably some bleeding heart liberal bullshit

i'll post it for her

KARL MARX 4EVER PEACE JOHN LENNON IMAGINE 1960S LOVE WILL SAVE THE WORLD

At 4/21/12 08:58 PM, Dino-Mario wrote: There's nothing wrong with me.I'm not evil

Good job, Dino-Mario. Let's be friends then.

At 4/21/12 08:52 PM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: hurr da hollycost didnt happen cus i have dis pic of unsourced info

Let's get back on topic. I don't believe this thread was about holocaust revisionism.

At 4/21/12 07:01 PM, joekuli wrote: Question is, if your parents allow you and have taken you to a shooting range, what kind of gun have you fired and how was your experience?

The first gun I ever fired was my father's cheap ass M9. It was alright. I think I handled it well for a twelve-year-old.

At 4/21/12 07:00 PM, Otto wrote: SKHM the fuck are you turning into the Newgrounds newsbot or something?

I do my best.

i'm right here

Ernst Rohm, Otto Rahn (also Jewish and the inspiration for Indiana Jones), and many other members of the SS were pretty openly gay. There is no evidence that Hitler was gay though.

Superstar Young Money rapper Drake recently revealed in an interview that he owns every sex tape he's ever made, and shed some light on his own sexual moves.

"I don't live recklessly. I don't have skeletons in my closet. It's not necessarily me covering it up or trying to be defensive, I just don't do the dumb s**t in the first place to get in trouble. "If I'm drunk, I'mma go out the back door. I ain't gonna walk out the front so you see me stumbling and dropping my keys. I'm not that guy, I'm not that dumb. "I wanna be in this position as long as I possibly can. I mean, I will be honest, any sex tape I've ever made, I own it."

He reveals that he was "disconnected" from his emotions early in his life and only cared about getting laid.

"There's just a time where it was like, just getting p*ssy. Where I was in that sort of 'I'm young, I'm going to disconnect from my emotions and just do what everyone else tells me I should do and just be a rapper and have my fun.' And for me as a person, it just doesn't work. I just need something else. The seconds after a man reaches climax, that's like the realest moment of your life. If I don't want you next to me in that fifteen, twenty seconds, then there's something wrong."

Drake then explained his favorite, and signature, sexual position:

[it's] called the 'Drizzy 3 Stroke' where the rapper says he flips the female over, gives the lady a 1,2,3 motion, leans over and says "Oooo na na, What's My Name?"

Article.

Are you going to try the "Drizzy 3 Stroke" now?

Are you shocked that Drake owns all his sex tapes?

Do you wish he would leak the sextape with Rihanna?

Do you think Drake is "amazing" at sex? Or do you suspect he's "too soft"?

Tell me what you think, Newgrounds.

At 4/21/12 07:27 AM, ScaryPicnic wrote: Wears a fedora, somewhat overweight, scraggly neckbeard, owns a large amount of childrens toys

it's me

At 4/21/12 05:49 AM, kiljoy96 wrote:

8. Die by the Sword

Are you fucking kidding me?
They stole the name of a Slayer song?

Yeah, I thought it was going to be a cover actually. It wasn't.

At 4/21/12 05:38 AM, tox wrote: hehehe

art

At 4/21/12 04:36 AM, Phantox wrote: >2012
>still thinking the holocaust happened

HAHAHAHHA

inb4 picture is too small and cant read text

Disappointed that the swimming pool at Auschwitz wasn't mentioned. Slacking off.

1. Holding On

It's kinda like hair metal mixed with VNV Nation. It's pretty neat. Bland lyrics about eagles/liberty (woo!), though. Typical Dragonforce instrumentation.

2. Fallen World

They got rid of the cool VNV Nation-esque parts :( This is the most generic power metal song I've ever heard.

3. Cry Thunder

I like the hook. Very reminiscent of Manowar on this track.

4. Give Me The Night

This song is hilarious. If Running In The '90s was a power metal song. Best track so far.

5. Wings of Liberty

The melancholic breakdown is pretty cool. Otherwise, pretty boring.

6. Seasons

A close as Dragonforce comes to a pop song. Not too bad.

7. Heart of the Storm

Nothing interesting about this track.

8. Die by the Sword

"Sick" solos and the gayest breakdown so far. I though it was a Nightwish song at points. Awful.

9. Last Man Stands

Dragonforce isn't Iron Maiden, but it doesn't mean they can't try and fail.

10. Seasons (Acoustic)

Yep. It exists. Pretty pointless, pretty sure no one listens to Dragonforce for this.

11. Power of the Ninja Sword (Japanese Bonus track?)

The lyrics remind me of cheesy '80s ninja flicks. Cool. Dragonforce should change their lyrical topics up like this more often. I think this is a cover of a song from their old Japanese-themed side project though?

12. Cry Thunder (Live)

See above. Probably well-suited for a live audience.

13. Heart of the Storm (alternate chorus version)

New chorus. Still sucks.

14. Avant la Tempete

Lol, did Dragonforce really write this? Are they trying to be Opeth?

There you go.

At 4/21/12 03:39 AM, StCyril wrote: THoughts?

I'm going to give it a listen. I'll be back with a track-by-track review.

At 4/21/12 02:16 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 4/21/12 02:13 AM, SKHM wrote:

At 4/21/12 02:01 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Fundamentalist redneck teenager declares new era of maturity.

me again

I should say it wasn't really a stereotype, more a description of a specific user in this thread.

i've always considered myself somewhat of a redneck, growing up in texas

i can't say i'm really that much of a fundamentalist, but i have a profound respect for the teachings of christ

i'm always urging others to be more mature and care about each other

it has to be me

At 4/21/12 02:01 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Here's one:

Fundamentalist redneck teenager declares new era of maturity.

me again

At 4/21/12 02:00 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Are you also gonna make some babies? I think Irishwhateveryousaidyou are and Korean would make some perdy babies.

I'm just Irish, as far as I know. We do plan to have a child, eventually. I actually hope to have a girl with Jinjoo.

What name did he have before you changed it? I thought you were joking because you named him after your username. But after you explained it more it is a pretty cool name.

Ansah (pronounced very similar to the word answer)

How old is he?

Actually, we don't know precisely. He was abandoned in Ghana, so his exact birthdate isn't known. He's currently in Kindergarten, so 5-6 is a good estimate.

both are me

At 4/21/12 01:41 AM, tox wrote: most people just go to a fight club and beat it out of their heart every week, i guess that can work as well

i don't want to continue the cycle of violence

At 4/21/12 01:32 AM, tox wrote: im not sure i like where your inner self like to go then skhm...

my inner-self is a hurricane of desires including sex with people i shouldn't want to have sex with

sometimes we just can't control ourselves

my inner-self is a demon

he is evil

he is a would-be rapist, murderer, tyrant, and all sorts of hairy things

i have to repress him on a daily basis through meditation and prayers to a personal god of mine

At 4/21/12 01:30 AM, Scarface wrote: I WOULD disagree, but since the main reasons I wear them are for comfort and to attract other guys, I can't really argue.

Let's wear skinny jeans together, Scarface.

We can go on a skinny jeans date, where we shop for skinny jeans only.

Afterwards, we can go get a milkshake with a long, thin straw and share it.

After all that consuming, we are going to be tired. I suggest we rent a room with only one bed to save money and then just sleep together. No homo, though.