At 4/12/09 04:59 PM, dudebot2000 wrote: OK...we are 13, reside in NY, have an upcoming gig, play a lot of genres, our band's name is Vitreous, we get great grades, have a lot of stuff online and we are looking for ideas in reality, not online

Go make posters and put em around the city, or something.

Also, myspace link?

All genders that are female are male.

BlueHippo, because he's sexy.

(other notable mods: BBM, NEVR, Carmilla, Rig)

Happy birthday.

The whole concept of the thread made me lol.
She's a very weird lady. No, I would not do her.

Find a pic with a white background?
Crop it out in photoshop?

French: 92
Georgia Studies: 92
Language Arts Adv: 90
Algebra Adv: 95
Phys Science Adv: 92
Visual Arts: 100
P.E.: 100

Congratulations to you and your fiancé!!

Personally I don't like douchebags.
I think some girls out there like it because they want the bad boy to go out with her, because she knows he'll protect her and that she'll be able to make him nice in some way.

IMO, I think it's the Mindchamber patch.

http://www.newgrounds.com/store/product/
mindchamber-patch

At 4/7/09 11:11 PM, WitchWolf wrote:

At 4/7/09 11:10 PM, DrClay wrote: ....you get a new roll from the cabinet or drawer

And what if you're out there too?

Then just take a shower afterwards. Or wipe with your underwear and then put it in the dirty laundry pile, and get a new one.

Or something.

She sounds like she's interested in you.

The same thing actually happens to me. I kind of have a theory on it. If your project or paper requires some imagination and thinking and you do it ahead of time, towards the due date, you'll probably think of something cooler you could've done. But if you wait last minute, and you do it, then it kind of puts you on the spot and your mind is set for one exact thing and you focus on it more, instead of thinking what could've been done.

does that make sense?

Wow.. that was... very.. interesting.
I would've never thought.

Hentai is for people with no social lives who are looking to pleasure themselves and are too retarded to look up some real porn.

He also told me he wants to experience.

if you know what i mean wink wink

So.. what exactly is the point you're trying to make here?

your sig is fucked up, btw.

At 4/7/09 09:13 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

How's the year going so far for you?

1 word: boring as sha. Relationships are failing. The people I date have issues.

What's the best thing that's happened?

I went out with the person I've liked for a long time.

What's the worst thing that's happened?

The person from above question dumped me.

What are you looking forward to in the next 2/3 of the year?

Meeting new people, maybe a concert or two.

What have you accomplished so far?

Erm, I made out with a chick for the first time. Does that count?
And I have straight A's.

Happy birthday Jackie!

Haha, I watched Rush Hour 3 yesterday. :3

Superbad.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Role Models.

Ummm, wrote about the whores on the backs of toilet doors.

<3

Happy Birthday

At 4/7/09 07:57 PM, Alpharius120 wrote:

At 4/7/09 07:53 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: A Warm Place by Nine Inch Nails.

The middle part of Suicide Season by BMTH.

Oh god I hated the new BMTH C.D.
I like alot of Waterflame's tracks.

I wasn't very fond of it either, I liked Count Your Blessings a lot better, but I like Suicide Season and Chelsea Smile from the new one.

A Warm Place by Nine Inch Nails.

The middle part of Suicide Season by BMTH.

Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for 3 hours. FML

Here's a friendly tip (from a girl):

Don't wear pants that seem too short. Ever.
And don't wear sweat pants on a normal day. Ever. Stick with jeans and knee length shorts.

I'm wearing pajama pants.

Found another one:

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

Today EpicFail turns 17!

Let's all wish him a warm, fuzzy birthday and shower him with precious gifts.

precious, i say!

I actually find some of these very funny:

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML.

ahahahaha

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

LOLOLOLOLOL