Really? I'd be concerned about a Canadian takeover after Uncle Sam leaves you for dead.

So how does it feel to live in a state regarded by the rest of the nation as a hooker for oil, only good until we break you and glean every last droplet of black gold from your veins?

Wake Up Call by Hawthorne Heights--

Wake me up
From this nightmare
Wake me up, I know that I
Am drowning
In
The blood
Of a pitch
Black
Heart...

Only as long as you accept both answers.

It's the Changinator!

At 9/4/08 09:41 PM, Peacekid wrote: Question: Where and what would you do on a first date with someone, assuming you've had no experience what so ever?

No experience with girls at all? Or none with that particular girl?

Either way, do something different, something she'll remember. Hit up the zoo on a nice day, see how she reacts to all the animals. Spread a blanket on the street and take in the stars. Bake a cake with her, add all the crazy-ass toppings you want, and dig the fuck in. Find a little cafe somewhere and hear some poetry readings.

Or watch a chick flick with her and act like you enjoy it, at least a little bit. That always helps. I'd suggest The Notebook.

At 9/6/08 01:58 AM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote:

Is it possible I will get my feelings back for her?

To be fair, anything is possible, and I believe that ruling anything out is a bit silly. But you need to be honest with yourself: can you see yourself ever loving her again? You can only pretend for so long.

I can understand how this could be more than a bit of a pickle, I've dealt with similar situations. I'm afraid that there's no simple solution this time, someone's going to end up getting hurt in the end. And it's probably going to be her, no matter which way you swing it. It comes down to you accepting that she isn't going to be okay, and that there isn't much you can do about it.

But even as you hear me say that, recall that it isn't an absolute answer. You could always wait it out, hope to get your feelings back. If you really want to get out of the relationship, you could gradually change yourself to make her lose interest in you and eventually end it herself. Or you could simply break up with her yourself on the grounds that you no longer feel for her like you used to; it happens all the time.

Best of luck, whatever you choose.

I'm more concerned that it actually bothers you that some people bring happiness into their lives by believing in a higher being.

That one really trippy song that's all like, "All I wanna do is *bang bang bang bang* and *gun cocking sound* *Ka ching!*

And then some other noise...

How'd you know I like KoRn so much?

For the most part, you're correct, but raising animals free range is acually loads more expensive.

The grass needs to be maintained, so you need to buy fertilizer, and you need to clean out the cow shit every now and again, and it takes more space to raise less cows than barn structures. Plus you need to worry about parasites and in most areas, weather will restrict you to feeding them properly only about half of the year. Though I will agree that it's certainly more tasty meat that way.

Also, I'd much rather have animals taken from their environments and domesticated into a breeding program like many animals are nowadays. It actually helps prevent extinction by ensuring a reserve of the species that can be accessed at any time.

And yeah, I hunt for sport. Know why? 'Cause it really IS fun. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Sure, I eat the stuff when it's actually worth the whole process of dressing, but it often actually isn't. I'd probably just throw a dove to my dog instead of eatng the thing myself if I only nabbed one or two.

You, kind sir, deserve a good, clean, free prostitute to glean your loins for making me laugh so.

In my experience, vegetarians behave as they do not because killign animals is cruel in itself, but because of the methods of killing and the way they are raised to be slaughtered seems unfit to them. Hence, they refuse to partake in the eating of ill-gotten sustenance, and frankly, that makes perfect sense to me.

PETA, however, seems to have taken a massive shit on the line between 'cruelty to animals' and 'any interaction with animals whatsoever'...

He made another one? Didn't know.

I'm a bit too old for it now, but I guess I'll give it a look. SHould occupy me for a day or two.

Facebook?

It's that people go on the internet more, and Facebook just happens to be one of the most popular sites.

Dumbasses can't tell the difference between correlation and cause.

Goatwhore, Job For A Cowboy, Metallica, Bring Me The Horizon, old Exodus...

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!

I want a White Only College Fund.

So you can obly respect someone when you know outright that they're female...does that make sense, even to you?

Dude, the last decent thing you published stopped being cool in the 70's. You're in wya over your head trying to deal with NGers.

The Writing Portal was your idea?

Gimme a fucking break. People have been theorizing and talking and begging and complaining and driving for a Writing Portal for years now.

Now, hate is a bit of a strong word...

But I'm glad that they're maintaining their ability to soemthingsomething, forogt what i was gonna say

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I once ran one over with my push mower, but I didn't get to see the fruits of my labor.

Would you care to dance the night away with me?

...Although that one actually worked...

But she said afterwards that it was real cheesy.

Hmm, my girlfriend says that I say a LOT of cheesy things to her, but I can't really remember anything else right now...

So long as Uwe Boll isn't involved, I think life will go on...somehow...

Old news, bro. Peeps be hackins this shit since forever and six years ago.

Don't get FAT, get BUILT.

It should be easy to do that if you cannot get fat...

Often, it's loads of fun when I'm feeling some insomnia and there's nothing good on the telly.

Man, shit's just kinda sucked lately. I'm moving across the country this week...I'm never going to see any of my friends again. I finally got myself a girlfriend a few months ago, but she had to visit family in Florida about three weeks ago, and she won't get home til I'm long gone. I thought I would see her again at least once before relocating across the country, and that was all that kept me going for a good week. Then I found out that I won't...

And to top that off, I haven't been able to reach her for the past two weeks, since she told me when she'll be getting home...I don't know if she even wants to see me again...and if she does, then I just get to worry about how she's going to get by back here without me--he's had a history of depression since her father passed away two years ago, but according to her friends and her entire family, she got so much better after we met...

While not technically illegal, you can bet that revealing anything about secrets of sexualities will be considered sexual harrassment by your school, which will punish you, as you obviously mean to hurt based upon her sexuality.

Otherwise, she may bring up a lawsuit for emotional damages, which you will lose, I have no doubt.

I thought about this for quite awhile, and I simply can't come up with an answer...

This thread is fucking depressing...

Well, his grammar and sentence structure is quite up to par with a fourteen year old, but if he is indeed forteen, he would've likely experienced the N64 sensation as a child himself--either he ade it up, he's lying about his age, or his mom got preggers at a very young age...

I agree with most of it, but the meat parts depends on what kind of meat.

Pork would be like a buncha wild, funny chicks with either lots of cleavage or lots of junk in the trunk, but never both.

Chicken strikes me more as some spanish mamacitas in fishnet stockings, and fish would be kinda like a buncha asians roleplaying as schoolgirls...