Nice first post, OP.

But, umm. Less NGers=/=bad thing.

They're all pretty much the cancer of the internet.

Loving smile. Little more.

First: German Soccer, 2008-9
Second: Germany
Third: Adolf Hilter.

Too easy...we need someone more obscure than Hitler.

I'll be a junior next monday. Kind of excited. I'm unintentionally good at school, so it's mostly a social event.

A pack of dogs that are trained to obey me...

Maybe make that a pack of boars, +points for originality...

Get up on roof.

Stand next to fire escape.

Cut down the women as they advance, one by one, onto the roof.

The fire escape will force them into a manageable single-file.

Once they give up on my position and let me get some peace, I'll eat their corpses as I see fit to sustain myself.

Death At A Funeral is easily the funniest movie I've seen recently....The Hangover was funny, too, but for all the wrong reasons.

Inb4 Newfags and Bruno/Borat.

Lessee....I almost walked out during Knowing. First it's about numbers that kil....then it's about evil stones....then, FUCK THAT, it's about aliens and that are actually angels that are actually aliens...

My friend walked out when the so-called plot twist was executed.

Fucking Nicholas Cage...

What? Why???

Anon went to shit when people starting raping through the internets for any reason other than the lulz.

OP, want a BJ? I'd seriously give you one right now =3

The BBS was never good, dude....

Now I really want some fucking pizza...thanks dude...

In a small church somewhere in Mexico. His eyes are closed, his hands are folded in prayer, his head is dacing he dusty stone floor.

Heavenly Father, he thinks, I have sinned. Please, find it in yourself to forgive me...

The man is a wanted dealer, a prisoner almost everywhere except this anonymous little abbey he has known since his youth.

A priest walks past him, the man's generous donations in hand. He periodically gives so well to help ease the weight of at least his own soul, even if it does him no good in God's eyes.

The man open his eyes slowly, turning his gaze towards the bleeding, forlorn Christ that adorns the wall above the altar.

Then his eyes bulge in confusion and surprise as Jesus pulls a 12 gauge from behind the cross, leaps down, and kicks him hard in the face. The man tumbles backward, breathless, and the disguised officer tosses aside his crown of thorns and presses the shotgun to the drug dealer's head, screaming hoarse orders...

Words are meaningless...

It's idiots like them who make seem to care so much about what people say that make things like the n-word such a stupid taboo.

Dunno...

Chloroform's always an option, yeah?

BUT I HAVE TO BREEEEED!

Aww, I just watched that guy, too...

Aheeheehee!

I'm unsure if you're for shizz, but either way it's pretty damn funny =]

That's REALLY funny.

Supremely, extraordinarily funny.

Unless you're really ugly, just get some old-fashioned British charm and wow the ladies with your sophistication.

He was never trying to pass it as real, just asking if such a scenario seems interesting.

And it does, that'd be freking awesome!

Oh, great! So fighting a chick....Well what, if you win, you...

You beat up a girl.

Well okay, so you can lose and, umm...

Get beat by a girl.

Did you really see this ending well?

I love getting into arguements.

Mine was nice, though late...I was fifteen ^.^

It was nice, though...my then-girlfriend and I were lying on an old knit blanket in the middle of her cul-de-sac, just staring up at the stars...

Good memories.

Rockin' shit, can't wait.

I decided to go with a traditional African name--OJ.

I'm comin' home, oh yeah, I'm comin' home...

At 5/17/09 02:07 AM, adrastos12 wrote: ok ok heres one. A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. The catholic priest observes a young boy bending over to pick something up, to which he says "I sure would like to screw that kid", to which the jewish rabbi replies: out of what?

HAHAH LOL yeah its wrong

That's a good one! I'mma have to remember that...

Remember, kiddies, you CANNOT be a participating member of two different websites! It's just not right, like marrying them culluhd folks!

Hey guys, I'm gonna jack off on your faces by pretending I forgot that a particular IP is still being used to produce media!