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At 6/11/07 09:13 PM, jmtb02 wrote:

Typically we count the number of times people use the word "mod" or "moderator" in their posts, and divide by the total number of posts. The person who gets the closest to 2% without going over (Price is Right rules), gets to be in.

Actually, we just wait until we need another mod, and decide based on who is well behaved, leads a good example, and has been around long enough to not suck and to be helpful. Usually people who ask jumping up and down with their hand up will not be picked.

Makes enough sense. Though i'm vaughely annoyed how everyone is all like "OMFG NOT ENOUGH MODS" looking at everything now, It looks fine.

At 6/11/07 09:07 PM, alphamosh wrote: I was wearing a Rene Zellwegger costume and a bunch of guys started peeing on me

*Pees on alphamosh* OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
sorry
:Pees more on alphamosh.

Chortman, sorry to bust all of your nerdy dreams as well as alot of other bbs members, but No im a sir, a sirsloth.

Yeah i fail at witty banter.

I got caught peeing on a guy who got caught peeing on a guy peeing on another guy peeing on Rene Zellwegger.

At 6/11/07 09:01 PM, StoneGuy wrote:

a warning to all you kids +20 drinks = no boners for a day but it does get you shitfaced

So it was worth it.

Family guy is just a show where they take previously used ideas and steal from them.

I.E. It sucks.

The whole Mod discussion.
Don't mods nominate people they think are capable of being a moderator? I think that works just fine.

At 6/11/07 08:36 PM, ijustowndU wrote:

watch out, he'll bite it off.

So will I.

Whatsup everyone, I'm pretty bored and I thought I could entertain everyone with a thread thats associated with penis, boobies, and maybe even vaginas.
What is your most embaressing sexual moment NG?

How would NG feel about hosting an annual "Mod election" Where admins and mods nominate users to go up for a democratic ellection. I mean it would help to get some responsible users on the general forums ^_^.
Lets build on this idea perhaps?

Wow i discussed putting more mods on NG without making it a bitchy rant.

At 6/11/07 07:03 PM, Zen444 wrote:

At 6/11/07 07:02 PM, Gi-go wrote: The Problem With Ng

No, this is the problem with NG:

There's not enough Zen444.

That is a very serious problem indeed.

Flash section? Also at least 97% of all sprite movies are lame.
And i think animating is about developing your own style.

Hopefully this will resolve our problems with the madness.

Also Ngcollabs.com Is a really good place to get a collab going, They always have way more going on than NG, and they have some decent ones every now and then.

At 6/11/07 05:56 PM, Masterswordman wrote: Collab rules

. And I mean, maybe we should let Flash newbies have the satisfaction of a daily award via collab.

RE: collab rules.
No, considering alot of the time collabs steal the spotlight just for the fact they are called collabs, when something much better was submitted the day it happened, Check out the flash Royal rumble 2 part 2 it only got daily second because a collab that wasnt even close to the level of goodness that RR2 was got daily.
So bad idea :\

At 6/11/07 05:29 PM, ReNaeNae wrote: Collabs

I agree that having at least 3.0 on one solo submission is a good idea. But the best plan would be mod approval. They have a rule in the art forum that people can't start contests without getting it ok'd by a mod (or else they'll get banned), and that's seemed to work out pretty well!

Collabs.
First off, Renae i've decided to enslave you.
Second, that is actually a really good idea.
Third, What happened to the "Simple line" Series?

Always hardcore.
I rather like how this one was pasted together. I compare it with gins unfortunate souls.

Mornings.
Im not a mornin' person.

"Lol, sucks to be you"
From edward.

Hmm, the fuckin last lvl of lego island 1(old school)

Luis
Some idiot just IMd me and went on a rant about how your so "Arrogent"
>:C

At 6/10/07 05:36 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote: love

i lvoe my dreamcast

Woah...
SONX LOVE ME!!
lol just kidding, i have a dreamcast with 155 games in american, got it all for 100$!.
Its by far the best system ever, and most definatly the most under rated.

At 6/10/07 03:39 AM, W35 wrote:

At 6/10/07 03:38 AM, Rokuro wrote: In short, cuddling is epic. Go cuddle the ones you love.

<smartass comment>

<Smartass poser mobile agreement>

At 6/10/07 04:44 AM, Lord-Sonx wrote:

At 6/10/07 04:39 AM, SirSloth wrote: Over all everyone but lordsonx

He stole all my cookies!

have a pirate cookie!

A pirate cookie is worth like 10 normal cookies.
To even it out, have a penis cookie!

Noobishness
I probably still do :\
But I used to be pretty bad.
"In and out sucks cock and itsl ike an hour wait
Carls jr is better than all that crap
CRAP
CRAPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Most noobish post i have to date.

Love <3
Wonchop.
Luis.
Hashbrown.
Senti.
Atomicnoodle.
Over all everyone but lordsonx

He stole all my cookies!

SO ITS AN UNREQUITED LOVE?!
You bastard.

The pain olympics aren't real, there are real versions of things like that where people cut their arms of while hallucinating/not feeling anything on PCP.