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Response to: black people need to realize... Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 08:09 PM, IHEARTLEMONPARTY wrote: We didn't torture them, we gave them homes and food, took them out of the fucking jungle, riddled with dangerous animals and mosquitos, just for farm service.

Farm service that got you killed if you did it wrong, or if you looked at your master's white daughter wrong. Whipped for encouragement. Hey! I'll give you some cheap nasty ass food in exhange for about 20 hours of phyical labor- you're welcome.

Response to: What about Those Poor Africans? Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Africans don't need cheeseburgers- they always look so fat on those commercials. Or is that bloating? Who gives a shit?

Response to: The PS3 is redesigning! Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

I like the new tin foil option. It will protect it from the drool of fan boys.

Response to: Foot fetish Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Only if the toenails are nice and yellow.

Response to: Important news gang!! Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

He just posted a rant early containing lots of uses of the word fuck.

He recovers fast! God bless him.

Response to: My mom popped my ear pimple Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 01:03 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Dear god, that story gave me a massive erection.

For some reason I just can't stop laughing aloud at that.

I demand pimple-porn for the masses this instant.

Response to: G4 is the Mtv of video games. Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 01:22 AM, LemonFiEsTa wrote: Who said g4 is the video game channel?

it's the geek channel now apparently.

I assumed that is was the damn G was, but it could be Geek as well.

Response to: G4 is the Mtv of video games. Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 01:18 AM, Prism_tank wrote: Thats why we have internet radio and gamepot. So you have choice and not have to put up with such rubbish.

It would be nice to have G4 have video games though. When they do have shows with gaming-related subjects, they are great.

Response to: G4 is the Mtv of video games. Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 12:31 AM, brainface wrote: Ya, I guess you could just watch the other channel about video games instead.

. . .

Following Viacom trends, they will make another game network for the older gamers. And it will play prehaps a little better music, but it's equally crap. Then they will put a G42 on a higher channel. And then that will rot and decay as well.

Response to: Getting crappy flash in the Portal Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Hmm, those question marks seem to skip over something important. Oh well, profit.

Response to: Stop the Sunshine. Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

That name is far to happy. BLAM happiness.

Response to: I have your Coke. Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Is that Vanilla Coke I see? *licks lips*

Response to: Pink Floyd's "The Wall" Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Ugh, let's all praise the confusingly visual artistic movie.

Response to: Pink Floyd's "The Wall" Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

I just didn't get into the movie, and it bored me.

Response to: Have you ever noticed Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Who said is was a joke, baby?

G4 is the Mtv of video games. Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Since when the fuck are the following shows considered gaming:

Star Trek: Next Generation.

Street Fury.

The Man Show.

Brainiac.

Tottaly Outragous Behaviour.

Soon they will only show gaming review shows at 3:00 am.

Response to: My coke disappeared!?!?!?! Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

Coke just doesn't disappear. CEO's steal it periodically for fianacial reasons.

Response to: Jack The ripper= Busted! Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

Eh, what a let down. Jack the Ripper was more intresting when you know it's not some insane Polish guy.

Response to: America's Gravest Threat: Red Panda Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

I currently have the Spear of Destiny in my possession. I came to obtain this rare artifact via shady pubs and cloaked men.

I soaked it in the blood of innocent infant children and read The Holy Bible to it every night.

After I have 30 monks bless the spear, I will attempt to peirce the skin of the red panda.

Response to: Porn turns me off Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

At 7/13/06 08:02 PM, Rokuro wrote: It has been proven by many couple therapists that watching porn as a couple will do more harm than good.

Porn is a very lucrative bussiness. No ammount of logic will change the fact that most guys want to watch some fuckin' whilst they jack it- to put it nicely.

Response to: Porn turns me off Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

Easy for you to say, I assume YOU don't have a penis.

Response to: Snakes On A Plane = Emo Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

Samuel Jackson eats emos with his angry blackness.

Response to: The simpsons Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

I'm telling Fox.

Response to: God damn Wikipedia. Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

Ahaha, that is the most serious approach to O rly? I have ever seen.

But anyway, I agree. The proble them have is keeping the articles factually based, they shouldn't be deleted the ones that are.

Response to: Mtv is gay. Literally. Posted July 13th, 2006 in Politics

At 7/13/06 10:37 AM, _Truth_ wrote: Half the time they don't show gay people. You just must have bad timing, I'm on the computer like all day and the TV is right next to it so i just put on random stuff I'm not going to watch, sometimes IFC, sometimes G4, and sometimes Mtv. Now Mtv doesnt show on a majority alot of homosexuals about 1/4 or so on their shows. Actually take the time to study something before you go and make an uneducated thought on something.

You are missing the point. It's not how MUCH of them they show, it's that they show them. Mtv is a reflection of a generation and even having gay people on a show is the point.

Sorry that I don't count the amount of homosexuality in my TV programming. Prick.

Response to: potato gun Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

At 7/13/06 11:59 AM, blastedmonk wrote: I alway's thoght it was a waste of potatos........

The Irish would be so pissed off if they knew what we were doing. Keep it on the D.L.

Response to: your favourite doctor Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

At 7/13/06 12:01 PM, -Twinsabre- wrote: off topic much?

No, just my like of Tenacious D wins over whatever this topic is about.

Response to: your favourite doctor Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

I'm going to ignore the topic and say- I like Tenacious D as well.

There you have it.

Response to: Attn: Newgrounds Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

Love owes me some money. When you see that bitch tell him Big D is coming for his ass.

Response to: potato gun Posted July 13th, 2006 in General

At 7/12/06 07:19 PM, Ziegeman wrote: My brother was talking about making one. He said he was gonna shoot them at speeders going down the street, just having his first kid and all.

That would serious fuck up a car at the right range. Make sure it's not a nice car with insurance. Or if it is make sure they can't trace the potato back to you.