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Peta Supports Red Panda? Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

Proof once and for all that both above mentioned parties are pure evil.

Response to: A German Stole My Waffle Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/15/06 12:39 AM, marlow1 wrote:
I apologize to Eggo for any form of trademark I may have breached in that post.
i hope you rot in hell asscock! i may not be jewish but i feel sorrow for anyone who went through those things. the amazing thing is they faught back as best they could and weren't all killed. but many were. and for you to make fun of such a tradgedy so casually is just sick!!!!!!!

What I find disgusting is you thing that all the fine folks at Eggo are Jewish. Not everybody who likess waffles is Jewish dammit! I'm not going to sit here and reply to your racist posts any longer.

Response to: scary stories Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

"Look at my flash little boy" said the hooked hand man.

"No!" screamed the little boy,

and the hooked hand man gut him like a trout.

Response to: Switch in my house. Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/15/06 12:36 AM, Ninjacakes wrote:
At 7/15/06 12:34 AM, SirLebowski wrote: Maybe it's the switch that controls her life-support. Old German lady killer.
She wouldn't be able to write to him after the first time.

Prehaps they have backup generators that kick in for a short awhile until somebody can assist her.

Response to: New legend of zelda trailer Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/15/06 12:34 AM, ForNoReason wrote: Its just stupid and pointless to care about what someone will think of you because you say "wii" ... "OH my god I have to go play with me Wii... I must be gay because its called a Wii"... Get over it... other peoples opinions dont matter... wait... fuck...

Kind of ranted yourself into a corner there.

Response to: Switch in my house. Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

Maybe it's the switch that controls her life-support. Old German lady killer.

Response to: New legend of zelda trailer Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

But I don't feel like asking my buddies to come to my place to play Twilight Princess. At least not in public. Espically if I have to play it on the Wii.

Response to: Car crashes are always fun... Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

That bitch won't speed down my street again.

Response to: Canada doesn't exist. Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/15/06 12:24 AM, Wes_is_king wrote: You like button flies?

Fuck you, you Amish piece of shit!

The Amish on newgrounds? Hell yeah, I like that idea.

It's not that I like button flies it's that Canada doesn't exist.

Response to: Canada doesn't exist. Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/15/06 12:19 AM, Dan_The_Door wrote: If canada dosn't exist...The world apparently dosn't have zippers. or superman. or acetylene gas...

That is what buttons and batman are form. Improvements.

Response to: A German Stole My Waffle Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/15/06 12:19 AM, marlow1 wrote: Fuck! not cool shit-head!

I apologize to Eggo for any form of trademark I may have breached in that post.

Response to: Pie is 1337 Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

Pie? That's gay.

Response to: Canada doesn't exist. Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/15/06 12:15 AM, I_am_Iron_Man wrote: Ok, then, tough guy! Where does Alex Trebek come from?

A gameshow host genetical testing lab in Nevada. They removed the charisma factor and slightly modified the funny factor of previous hosts inorder to create the perfect game show host. Next to Chuck.

Response to: Canada doesn't exist. Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

At 7/1/06 02:58 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Holy fuck.

AHHHH! Now there is nothing between us and whatever country was above that country that was above us! WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

Response to: HotTopic Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

I've been in Hot Topic once in my life. And one of the stories workers was an old lady without any teeth. The poor old lady had to dress up like a goth and the chains on her jeans were probably giving her back problems.

Response to: HotTopic Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

I'm not rich enough to be a goth. Maybe skater, but I think you can tell the difference between clothes that have been worn out by use, or worn out in manufacturing. Hmm...

Response to: A German Stole My Waffle Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

Germans - Leggo my eggo or I'll bring up the Holocaust.

Response to: Chernobyl Posted July 15th, 2006 in General

Deformed woodland critters singing the Chernobyl Song.

Response to: I sure kicked this kid's... Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Did you steal the pocket protectors? Because you can't keep them ALL for yourself you selfish prick, share them.

Response to: Hentai is retarded Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 4/19/06 02:17 AM, Dobio wrote: I swear to God, Hentai is the only place where you will consistantly see someone rape a girl, and then, by the end of it, it NEVER fails, the girl will be all screaming the rapists name.
Seriously, how can anybody watch that crap?

You cannot reason with my penis madam. It's quite hard-headed. Ahaha, I love double meanings.

Response to: Michael jackson Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

His dad was fucking crazy, and so where his brothers. And it decided to take effect in him about 10 years too later, after he was already in the public eye.

Response to: Pee Wee's Big Adventure Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Oh! I love the part where he jack's it in a theater...it might have been on another one of his movies though.

Response to: Calvin and Hobbes Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Do you want to rub up against Calvin and Hobbes? I know I do.

Response to: Videogames > Sex Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Oh yes. Reproduction is just one big pain in the ass, really. Who needs it?

Response to: black people need to realize... Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 08:38 PM, The_answer_AI wrote: Cracker is barely offensive at all. Cracker is just some stupid word that someone made up to discriminate against white people.

And what the hell was the N word then? Of course miniorities want to stick together, we aren't bitching about BET, although....

And when one race finally surpasses white at the majority in America, we will have are WET, and love it too.

Response to: black people need to realize... Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 08:29 PM, KemCab wrote: If you're black, you can't use slavery as an valid excuse because you never were enslaved yourself.

Or an excuse for crappy stand-up routines.

Response to: I'm Not Racist! Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

I think it's because they don't have as many natural hair colors as we do. Which explains why Japense pop singers dye their hair blue and pink and such.

Response to: Is there alot of racism in the Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

Well there are a lot of different people in the military, but I would guess so.

Guns and war appeal to crazy white people. So you are bound to get quite a few unbalanced people in the service. But I'm sure it's not all bad, just groups here and there.

Response to: Dr. Pepper a doctor or a gay? Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 07:48 PM, Seasons- wrote: Gay doctor.

Yeah but his liquids taste so goooood.

Response to: black people need to realize... Posted July 14th, 2006 in General

At 7/14/06 08:20 PM, ThisIsATrendNow wrote: It's over, black people aren't enslaved, they've still got 300 years of break time so shut the fuck up.

40 years of not hanging negros and blowing up black churches...and counting.