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At 7/17/06 06:47 AM, Parallel-Falcon wrote: Yes,I challenge you,BillCosby,to a Pokémon duel.

NG style

Isn't he suppose to be selling Jello brand pudding?

It's funny how the atheists are often times more annoying than the religious fanatics with the God posts.

Exactly, never download the smut. It's much easier to simply erase the link from your computer, less incriminating.

Just now? That show is from last season. Can't you just watch the damn fall season like the rest of us?

With those nice white robes? What the HELL fabric softener does that guy use?

Please! Hitler wasn't real. He's just a lie made up by corporate big wigs to steal your money and women.

At 7/17/06 01:15 AM, usafddh wrote: Okay, I'm incredibly bored right now, and need something to do. The way I see it, there are four things I could do:

wholesome family of five.

So, what to you guys think I should do?

No! Make copies first, and then give them to all the Funny Video shows, if you do the dog sex one, be sure to include Planet's Funniest Animals too. Let's see that prick host make a cheesy joke out of dog-sex.

I disagree with the Tom Cruise think. That crazy fucker has it coming.

Iowa Polk County? That where I live. That means I have the potential to met some of those fine little naughty girls.

If I ever stepped foot outside the house, that is.

.78 smackers?

Yes little Timmy. But your penis can only fall off if you touch it or are a Jew and/or nonchristian. Praise Jesus and his fully functional penis.

At 7/16/06 09:43 AM, Graeme_W wrote: CNN is liberal garbage. Hahaha. But seriously, I watch Fox.

I hope you burn in hell. Along with Fox. If Simpsons or Family Guy are not showing- they are gay.

Ferrets are animals and thus cannot be good or bad as they do not have a concious on the same level you or I do.

That being said- nothing in the world of Ferrets is black and white. It's just complicated like that.

I hope pasta eats your face, ranting Italian monkey-whore.

At 7/16/06 02:47 AM, axl-lee wrote: that a-hole won't answer me 1 single interesting question!!!!its always about:
what r u going to do?
what is happening this weekend?
I JUST PLAIN H8 HIM!!!!
who here h8 smarter child???i do!!!

Consider yourself lucky it talks to you, even programs shun you.

Well I own 6.5 seas. Fuck you AND your boat, do you have a permit?

At 7/16/06 02:44 AM, -SWG- wrote:

At 7/16/06 02:42 AM, Petroleum wrote: how's that? the shuffle hasn't got any screen.

Nano's break much easier.

They look ugly to me compared to any other ipod.

Ew gross, your Ipods ugly. Whore.

At 7/16/06 02:40 AM, -SWG- wrote: Nano's are the worst ipods.

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Shuffle is the worst. Nano is great because it's cheaper. Just because it's smaller- I have no need to hold 14,000 songs anyway.

You poor thing. If you could just give me the address and phone number of that awful rapist, I can confront this problem.

But on a more important note, how the hell did she unzip your boxers?

I don't think so, but there was this one show in Vegas once that I think may have copyright on that idea.

At 7/15/06 08:24 PM, THESLIGHTDISCOMFORT wrote: For 24.5 million dollars, would you do the following?
1. Go naked to school.

Yes.

2. Wear a pair of pants where on the ass part it says "Delicious" for a whole day in pucblic?

It is quite tasty.

3. Wear a note on your back for a whole week in public that says "kick me, I'm a fag"?

I don't know about the kick me part, but sure.

4. Do Community Service for a month?

I have to do that anyway- or else it's butt sex in prison...on second thought...

5. Say " you're hot, can I bang you" to all your teachers on a regular school day?

Fuck no! That is is disgusting! No way in hell! But...okay.

Lastly
6. For 24.5 million dollars, would you sell tens of thousands of products to teenages around the world that you know well that it will kill them in the near future, or permanently (sp?) damage them for the rest of their lives?

Are you talking about cigs? Hell, I wouldn't need 24 millions if I owned a cig. company you fucking asshole, I would make billions.

But the real mental challenge comes in turning it OFF.

At 7/15/06 11:31 AM, -vagrant wrote: If you feel like doubting my claims, do your homework. Afterall I am merely providing information, if you can prove it otherwise go right ahead. MST hasn't failed me so far.
I've done my research.

If you wish to back up your claims- always post your sources.

HOLY CHRIST IT'S JAPANESE!!!!

At 7/15/06 10:56 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Well, he does seem untouchable.

Didn't he go to war in Iraq before congressional support?
Did Iraq hit America first?

I am informed, perhaps incorrectly, from right-wing radio stations that the war breached constitution.

Only if Congress wants to call him out on it.

I doubt any politician in his right mind would say that. To the public at least.

At 7/15/06 09:55 AM, Dirtypirate wrote: this mouse im planning to put it on ebay but i dont know if its worth it

Boobies tend to sell quite nicely. As to penis-shaped straw-like things you put on top of your beer can.

At 7/15/06 09:52 AM, SS3-Duelist wrote: Hahah, I've already done that and tried the search, but there's so many flash I said fuck it, i'll ask the bbs users.

Well on the portal, go all the way to the right. In the furthest column is the most popular flash of all time, as it is so named.

Three a day? Jesus Christ kid, your hormones are out of whack. See a doctor, take pills, something.

At 7/15/06 09:51 AM, jam_patten wrote: What am I suppost to say?

Applaud the giant flying box of fries with a cult following.