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Response to: Beverly Hills 90210 Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

No, I've been trying to watch Lost to get caught up. I haven't seen one episode yet because I am too cheap to buy the 40 dollar series DVD. Way to much money for a show I am not going to watch again.

Response to: Analysis of iwillspoof Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

The voting system is easy to take advantage of. If you are willing to make enough accounts and spend all that time voting five on each account. I guess if you invest that much time in your crappy flash then you deserve it.

Response to: Why Steve Why? Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Steve got depressed and killed himself, and his evil deformed clone took over the show. Joe beats puppies.

Response to: My friend is so stupid. Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Are you this funny in real life or is it just over the internet?

Response to: Sceamers... Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

They only piss me off if I don't expect them. Normally, you can tell it's a screamer.

Response to: Help us invade China Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

At 2/25/06 02:58 PM, UnloadedBum wrote: Dustin Sowards and I have made plans to invade China, we have five people for our cause.(But one's an aim bot so he won't do anything.) We're still planning but join us now!

Assuming everyone on the forum joins you, that would mean you were only outnumbered by about 1,000 to one, maybe 10,000. Which ever random number you feel is more accruate.

Response to: Lol, Internet War! Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

At 7/21/06 10:15 AM, RICKROSS wrote: A million sites steal things all the time and just because this one gets the most publicity means we are pissed?

Hell yeah, they make more money than whatever other site steals crap on a regular basis.

Response to: First flash seen on newgrounds Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

It was...*tear* Through Ebaumsworld awhile back. I'm sorry guys. I've never thought about it, but, that's how.

Response to: China : The next idiots? Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Pft, of course they are going to become stupid. They are realising the benefits of it. But they are still about 60 years behind us is stupid, as we jumped on the bandwagon early (America).

Japan is worse, because they have anime and super crazy time gameshows.

But our nation dubbs that anime.
Response to: brothel Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

At 7/21/06 10:03 AM, teh_JJX wrote: Whats a brothel o.O

In Nevada it's sex. Costly, expensive, sex.

Response to: Photoshop a Brown Booby! Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Brown boobies? Blue-footed boobies are so much hotter.

Response to: Fuck. Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

At 7/21/06 10:10 AM, TheBigLemon wrote: I say fuckk all of the time. No one really seems to care. I just hate when like 7 year odls say it.

Isn't that hipocritical? If you understand the word it doesn't matter what age you are. Fuck is fuck.

Response to: Fuck. Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

At 7/21/06 10:06 AM, KillMoochie wrote: I was in my car and I heard an 8 year old calling his dad a stupid cunt for not buying him a bouncy ball from the shop we were parked infront. I wanted to get out and backhadn that kid.

What? Doesn't that kid know the word cunt only as an effect when said to a mother/women? He needs to analize his audience, and call his father a dickless cocksucker.

Response to: brothel Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Do you get family discounts?

Response to: Nightclub anyone? Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

No, nightclubs scare me. I'm generally a night owl, so we will find things to do, but I won't step foot inside a club.

Response to: I Feel Like A Complete Ass. Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Hmm, that problem sounds intricate and complex, something an internet forum could not possible cover. The relationships between people and their emotions. So, I am simply going to say- rape her.

Now that my official stance on the issue is done, let me request that you leave the internet. It sounds like you have something that, from a distance and squinting might be mistaken as a life. Thus, you are taking away a peice of the internet that should belong to good nerdy pathetic people like myself, who use the internet as a way to escape from our sad sad existence.

Thank you.

Response to: The real FPS Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Mountain Dew as a grenade. Hehe, ain't that the truth?

Response to: Fuck. Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

It depends on the context I guess.

If you were to say it on the internet, the basic assumption is:
Hell, nobody on the forums can do anything about what I say.

But if you were to go to a formal dinner party, stand up and yell:

Fuck black people and this food is fucking nasty.

You might find is has an effect on people.

Response to: What have you got to hide? Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

You've never had any privacy, man. Big Brothers been controlling your life right down to what you eat. They know everything about you, including that you have a huge collection of Lilo and Stich pornography in that amature collection of yours. It's okay, they won't tell. BB is cool like that.

Response to: I'm so fucking tired Posted July 21st, 2006 in General

Most people sleep when they get tired, but, whatever.

Response to: John Cena's weaknesses. Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

I think a big weakness is thought. It really might distract him from the task at hand there.

Response to: Old Bitch+Me=Grounded Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

You got what you deserved. It could have been avoided if you would just learn that nobody that matters in the world respects you right because you are a little shit.

Response to: Kid can't sing! Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

At 7/18/06 04:42 AM, Sparkmonkey wrote: Agreed,it's also fucking up the kids for the futer, when I was their age I was listening to Heavy Metal!

Much more child friendly.

Response to: Story of a guy who shot his Brother Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

At 7/18/06 03:40 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 7/18/06 03:33 AM, deadafterall wrote: idoit
? why would you call him an idiot for all you know this is true.

Because he didn't have anything meaningful to say. But he still thought he needed to post something.

Response to: most painful thing Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

When I was 6 I got a pair of play scissors and cut through a toaster cord. Cause it was there.

Response to: Rate me. Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

At 7/17/06 02:04 AM, the_vizzerdrix wrote: OH DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN
*pokes out eyes*
Your so sexy.

Exactly. What the hell are you doing here on Newgrounds?

Response to: Kid can't sing! Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

Basically, it's a cheap way out of paying actual artists.

You take already crap songs and crap them up with your crap singing.

What's worse is the Christian Rock ones sung by Children. Thanks for exploiting us, the children, music AND God on top of of all that, assholes.

Response to: Story of a guy who shot his Brother Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

Well in Japan a girl slit another little girl for calling her ugly on an internet forum.

In America two little boys took an even younger toddler out by the railroad tracks, tortured, raped him and then left his dead body on the tracks to be run over by a train.

Countless others.

Children suck. Stop having them or they will kills us all.

Response to: Religious people read this: Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

At 7/18/06 03:00 AM, customsmashbros wrote: Live your life as you see fit. Have you Ever heard of the flying Spaghetti Monster?

Ah, you are familiar with my lord and saviour. (See profile image)

Response to: Adolf Hitler Around The World In... Posted July 18th, 2006 in General

Because you friggin' kids love your evil figureheads more than your U2 and your bottled water combined.