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At 10/5/06 07:19 PM, Unmedicated-Moron wrote: Wow, that horrible. Was he nice? \

Either way, maybe you'll get some extra credit!

Very nice. Bet that's why he had the aneurysm. Bottled up emotions.

My world history teacher, the other day, was walking out of his classroom and he just fell to the ground. The hallways were empty but luckily a teacher saw him and attempted to give him first aid.

He didn't make it, as is often the case with a blood vessel bursting in your brain. Quite a bit of people are still in shock over it all.

Known about it for awhile, I watched the Hell 'O Clock News on their website for the longest time, and then I started seeing the ad in theaters.

Meatloaf plays his dad. Awesome.

You had hot boiling water and you didn't pour it in a cup of Ramen instant noodle? That's wasting the stuff.

Boondocks isn't coming back, idiots. At least not for a long time.

Maybe not a channel, but a show. It could showcase flash and show it's creator, information about it, it's score.

Not to mention the audio portal.

Here is a hint: Unless you are TRULY more intelligent in every aspect to every person that goes to your school, I don't think you should go off on self-important bitch fits like that again.

Depends on where I am at. If I am on the computer, I assume computer virus. If I am in a hospital I think the illness.

That everything I took pride in making on the computer is, in comparison, complete crap.

Gosh, I don't know. I just worked so hard on my signature. Every single pixel is nothing less than vital to the entire peice.

sarcasm. Cut the damn 20 pixels off.

At 10/4/06 04:46 PM, DreamTheater wrote: 1. Stare in awe for a few seconds until I slam the door in their face.
2. Cry and run off
3. Trick me, i.e. kick me in the balls or throw eggs or whatever.

I'm not really expecting the latter to be honest. Have any of you ever said trick at Halloween, or had it said to you? If so, what happened?

Trick in America translates to "Tell me that joke about the Mummy and his favorite genre of music."

For the curious...the answer is rap. Rap.

You get the best and worst of the internet here. ;)

I doubt it, but I must say I hate movies in 3D now, 2d was much better- seems like it takes more work to make 2d than it does this newer crap.

At 10/4/06 02:46 PM, stafffighter wrote: Last year richard gere had the sleeper hit bee season

This year Morphius came out with Akeela and the Bee which I guess makes it cool for black people to spell

and now there's a spelling bee play

What the fuck is so interesting about spelling bees that they inspire such artestry?

Well it's not the usefullness in everyday life. I think it's all the National Spelling Bee Board of Directors making spelling bee propoganda.

At 9/20/06 11:12 PM, DirtySyko wrote: So, what's your Xbox 360 gamertag?

Give me 450 dollars and I will tell you.

At 10/4/06 03:50 PM, PhoenixDancer wrote: Go to mc donalds!

Go to hell. I'm going to Wendy's.

I have noticed (aside from fat people) there are a lot of strage creatures that inhabit the area around Burger King. I give thee two examples:

The Jesus Freak-
Local burger, he must work there because his beat up old car is there everytime I am. His car has the word Jesus written IN MARKER on it, all over the car. Side, hood, trunk...everywhere. Hundreds of times. The windows are broken in with plastic bags over them, and he has about 20 bumperstickers supporting conservative extremeists on the side of his car. We don't eat at this BK anymore- I don't want Jesus Freak to spit in my food.

Hunchback Guy
Downtown where I transfer on the bus across the street is a small Burger King. Every morning, for about a week a month, an old man with add and a huge hunchback stands outside the burger king fidgeting and holding flyers up on his knee, talking to himself a little. He never actually passes the flyers out unless some idiot comes up and asks for one. I am going to assume he is either peddling Burger King coupons or religious pamphlets.

At 10/4/06 03:13 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: Yeah, a friend of mine was telling me about it. The FCC must've shit themselves when the ylet that one accidentally slip by.

They didn't, the FCC isn't that stupid. It was beeped.

I would. I love eating random offbrand horrible crap from Mexico.

Somebody needs to get laid. HA, get it?

At 10/3/06 07:22 PM, Unif0rm wrote: The worlds biggest asshole!

Denis Leary FTW.

I saw him sing it during his comedy special. =)

I got 2 of those.

My html skills our 1337, and I can recite Monty Python.

At 10/2/06 02:43 AM, amplefied wrote: This is amazing! You can play over 200 classic NES games online!
CHECK IT OUT!

Holy crap! Really? Complicated games like pong and tetris. How did they fit all those games on one single internet!!!! :o

At 10/3/06 05:56 PM, Redface wrote:

At 10/3/06 05:50 PM, waterman7373 wrote: ok i get the point...i taught that gay teachers wernt allowed to teach soz...my mistake

Yeah, This is real life, not the fucking boy scouts.

Funny you should say that, because legally they can kick gay people out of their little club left and right.

At 10/3/06 05:45 PM, waterman7373 wrote: wtf? a gay person teaching a ton of little boys i taught that was illegal or sumthing

No, you see, there is a difference between being GAAAAY and being a CHILD MOLESTOR.

Funny how they get mixed up like that.

At 10/3/06 04:01 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Is it me or are games getting shorter and shorter?

Well, yes. Take note that we now use better graphics though, it's increasingly hard to balance looks with length.

At 10/3/06 03:32 PM, yam wrote:

So yeah, China employs more people than any other government or company. No much of a surprise.

http://www.timesonli..8122-1047265,00.html


Times agrees with me.
Does it not scare you that the chinese army is bigger than the population of Britain?
2 billion people employed....

It doesn't. Numbers like that don't when wars. Now if that was the case a couple hundred years ago, but not in the modern world.

Bob Saget is much funnier than both of those things.

This post was just made last month? Dear God, a virgin to Robot Chicken.

Normally when a new show is added to Adult Swim I am cynical and hate it, but Robot Chicken from episode one was in the top three series to air on AS to this day.

Let's compare random unrelated shit.