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No, Iran is the country that really wishes to blow us off the face of the earth.

Seriously, sometimes I look at the government in general and see a bunch of old senile men who couldn't run a Dairy Queen let alone a country.

And times like these I see them as all these diabolical evil geniuses that just gradually slip in these horrible bills inbetween pointless and petty crap.

An increase of population gives us a lot of problems that will be hard to deal with because unlike the Chinese, we can't kill or newborns.

Or whatever they do over there.

Why can't America's easy-to-take-advantage-of nature be on the down low =(

That's a new milestone birthday.

16- Drive
21- Drink
18- Spank it to dirty pictures....LEGALLY!

The terrorists killed Steve Irwin with elite trained string rays?

I can understand killing thousands of innocent people, but, Steve? That's just infuriating.

I don't think for the first hour of awake time.

When you wake up blood starts rushing to wake up ALL your body parts. ALL of them. =)

Well if you measure talent based on how pointlessly lame and disgusting somebody came make a song, then these guys might have something.

But what if you want to do exact change at the drive thru? Leave the penny alone, bully.

Yes, you have a large ammount of men who volunteered for the army. And there are a few reasons to join:

For your country.

Unlikely

For the college money.

Likely

To shoot stuff.

Just as likely.

So it's so hard to believe a few bad people may take advantage?

At 10/18/06 04:49 PM, Button-Masher wrote: Why does war have to happen?

To settle conflict when a diplomatic approach is unreachable.

Why can't we all WORK together?

Because we all have different deep-seated culture.

Why can't we ALL make life easier on us?

See above.

Why do we have to have problems over the dumbest reasons.

They aren't dumb, nor trivial to most of the world.

Why do the people who live on the same planet, attack each other?

Because the planet is large, and where I live is different than where an Arabian lives.

Just why..

I hate hippies.

Yeah! Everybody take part in Tolerance day. Except you Asians.

See what I did there?

At 10/18/06 04:46 PM, letsgocubs13 wrote: What exactly is Jubetube?

The correct question would be "Who exactly is Jubetube" and the answer would be I have very little idea. I just know he requested we make a big deal about is sexiness. And I was obligated.

The underrated sexiness of Jubetube. Please discuss the following:

How sexy is Jubetube?

Who is sexier than Jubetube?

Who isn't?

Would you like to add anything else about the sexiness of Jubetube?

Holy crap! Rappers ran out of things to call their love making and bitches!

Good emo? Are they pets? now?

Don't answer that question.

They don't call them drugs because of the lack of side effects, dipshit.

At 10/18/06 04:17 PM, United-Assault wrote: For english class tommorow, I need 15 more adults to answer the following question: Do you think human cloning should even though it has a 98% chance of failure and one must pay $200,000 dollars per each trial?

Please out your name or a reasonable fake one. Thank you.

Should what? Should it continue to be tested and studied? Yes. Regardless of failure. We shouldn't NOT try something just because of a bad success rate. If that was true you probably wouldn't own half the electronics and crap you do today.

One destroyed the need for the other. Computer beat the bed, but I would sell this shitty little thing for a bed that doesn't hurt and controt my back in a heartbeat.

Oh, damn those underpaid teenagers. Not giving you those extra pickles. They will surely burn in hell, if it makes you feel anybetter.

Korn didn't 'save' rock, unless you use the term rock as an umbrella for anything that isn't classic, country, or rap.

Mormans!

At 10/17/06 03:55 PM, EatenByM0nkeys wrote: Newgrounds says on the banner "Everything, By Everyone" when it obviously hasn't got everything. I will take in upon myself to make a small list about what newgrounds has not got!

1) Newgrounds does not have child porn.

You must not use the search bar correctly.

2) Newgrounds hasn't got nude pictures of me.

Well, that's nothing but a courtesy.

3) Newgrounds hasn't got many intelligent people in it's community.

You got me there.

4) Newgrounds doesn't have an erotic stories archive.

You have to know the right people to get access to the legendary erotic stories archive of Newgrounds.

5) Newgrounds does not have a gender.

Male, obviously, Sprinkled with sexual confusion.

6) Newgrounds does not have Drew Pickles on the front page.

Every Friday they do.

7) Newgrounds doesn't have a dildo.

Pink or light blue?

Seven seems like a nice rounded number.

You only got me on a couple.

Now you're opinion of newgrounds has dropped, right?

Now that I know they don't have a dildo? Well, I'm ashamed of them.

Mmm, I'd give away World Peace for some timtams right now.

I go over and tell them

A) Trench coats are for Communist Russia.

B) Supermarket bombings don't strike fear into the publics heart.

Oh boy, I can see the new anti-drug commercials now.

Everytime you light up, you're helping the terrorists win the war.

Belgium is following in the footsteps of governments before it. It's growing up. *tear*

No, real men think before they pee.

Kids don't think school sucks, it's just something they say to say. It's like Michael Jackson is gay. We all know he is a pedofile, not a queer. But kids call him that anyway, because they do.

it just is.

At 10/12/06 10:54 PM, Sinouxy wrote: What are some fears that americans have?

Umm, let's see:

Terrorism.
Black people rioting (White America only)
Illegal Immigrants taking over the country.
Walmart (It's a mixed relationship)
And gay Republicans.