2,316 Forum Posts by "SirLebowski"
Hold it very close to your face when lighting it.
The French teacher surrendered to your crappy comeback.
Only the French...(teachers)
Your friend should play that joke on somebody older than him.
Getting the crap beat out of you knocks the ole' ego down a peg.
I think if a single person ruled the world we wouldn't have that much of a problem. Unless he was a weak leader, and his leadership caused the population to break into violent factions and creates wars amoungst ourselves.
Thus we need a single leader with complete and utter control over every aspect of our lives.
At 10/13/06 07:25 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Okay guys, it seems most of you have no idea what the hell you're talking about when talking about Evolution and its relationship to Religion. So allow me to point out a few simple things:
Darwin believed God created the Universe.
Darwin - THEORY of Evolution. Evolution the fact is different.
Evolution does not attempt to explain the creation of the Universe.
It attempts to explain how we became humans. Which contradicts the whole 'God created humans' thing in a lot of minds.
Evolution does not mean man evolved from monkeys
Evolution does not disprove Religion
It just disagrees with it in a literal sense in various ways.
Mistake, Broken condom, and Failure Jr.
(Failurita if a girl)
2 minutes? Usually deserving people only get 30 seconds, because of the average child's attention span.
God is not so much a faith in a higher power, or a conspiracy as a human condition.
Man tends to cope and explain certain things in the same way. Take a mystery, any unexplained event, space, time, the origin of man. When one of these things cannot be explained by reason, it's uncomforting. So to explain things where reason could not be applied, they applied God or a higher power. It's a concept as old as Man.
Now, in the modern day, many people get trapped in it. They start to believe to strongly in the concept of God. To the point where even after reason and logic can be applied to something, they just ignore it and let God do all the work.
It's, in a way, kind of like believeing the lie.
Well now you know that classic novels don't sell well in Hollywood. I hope we've learned our lesson, and next time you have a bitch-fit, understand that hardly any movie does justice to the book.
At 10/19/06 10:24 PM, mr-pandora wrote: oh and to you...fuck off ok. just because im blunt and i say exactly what i think doesnt make me heartless.
Telling somebody to shut the fuck up in a time of greif isn't blunt, it's childish, If you can't convey our message without vulgarity and insults maybe you are the one that needs to shut the fuck up?
I've lost a few dogs before, and it really hurts for the first few days, maybe even week.
I say take him to the vet, see what they think. Just spend as much time with him as you can.
As Mexico I bet nobody gave a damn what you had to say, America owns half your citizens.
Baboons have my respect now, thank you, factoid.
System of a Down is actually lyrical compared to a lot of crappy metal music. I like them and I can't skate, nor do I wear eyeliner?
It would take more than something like the Wii to ruin Nintendo. I recall people getting all huffy over the DS, but it seems to be doing rather well now.
I'm riding the scat bus to school mom!
"Jimmy, what have I told you about scat?!"
Aww gee mom, not that scat.
Bwa bwa bwaaaaah.
At 10/19/06 08:49 PM, Vince50 wrote: Not anymore, with sugar and other things being banned from a lot of schools.
My school found away around it. It's called 'Our ROTC needs money, so we set up a consession stand." Popcorn, coke for a buck 25 anyone?
Hey, there's no need to sell me on it. I like the stuff as is.
Yeah, there was a huge board on the Nerf Sniper Rifle yesterday. Those combination of words makes me want to say Snerf Snifer rifer.
At 10/19/06 07:17 PM, ImALinuxPenguin wrote: Ok, heres my problem, IM SO SMALL, i need tips on growin.
Im a male, 14, in 8th grade, and im 4 10.. sucks huh? ive been this same size since about 4th grade, and now my height is starting to piss me off.
Any tips on growing taller? what foods to eat? waht!?
There is a new procedure called Radical Anatomical Distribution. They simply tie you to one end of rope, and the other end to a clamp, and pull on both sides.
At 10/19/06 08:03 PM, MARINE wrote: Asking a girl out online is retarded
Nothing says love like your bitches' favorite emoticon.
At 10/19/06 08:39 PM, mojoman89447 wrote: its "Welcome to the Jungle"
No, that's the OLD GTA commercials. These ones I am talking about our relatively new. I think the game is Vice City Stories or something?
At 10/19/06 08:36 PM, xsgamer wrote: dang we aint got the commercials in the uk yet
=( Well it's a curse and a blessing. It's on about twice every commercial break on some stations.
Actually, the freshmen at might school are often quite and keep to themselves. It's the sophomores that are always screaming vulgarities and laughing at the same jokes that were funny in 6th grade.
What is the song in the background of the new commercials for Grand Theft Auto I keep seeing? It sounds familiar but I cannot tell because of the actual game play being louder than the song.
It's imparitive that I know, as soon as possible.
Circut City ads suck. I have yet to see one that hasn't been an annoying popup like that. It's actually a banner on the page but if it covers up my screen it's a damn popup, and I want it dead.
Yeah, a big problem, that.
All these kids are saying bandwagon and no knowing what it means. I often a time tell them "Hey kid, a bandwagon was an somewhat archaic form of transportation often used by cowboys in Indian cartoons" but they just jump on the bandwagon and continue to use the word without knowing what it means.
Right on for calling them out on it.
"It was a freak accident"
No shit AP, deaths caused by them when in the water our rare enough. But flying onto the guys boat and stabbing him in the chest? That's Freak Accident to the 10th power.
It's not just Texas. Every state fair I've been too has deep-fat fried twinkies, and snickers.
Iowa's real big on the fatty state fair foods . In my opinion it's one of the only reasons to go to a fair. Although I would never eat a fried twinkie. I hate the damn snack as is, no need to make it even unhealthier.
