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Response to: English people? Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

At 10/23/06 07:30 PM, Lol-EvilPumpkin wrote: I mena the real English, like British english. Anyways can anyone explain to me why they scare me? I just can't put my finger on it :/

Because their Ambassador is Simon Cowell

Response to: Humans are Spoiled - Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

The show Naked Science is the fear-mongering whore of science documentaries.

Response to: I know who let the dogs out. Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

It only took you, what? 6 years.

6 years to figure who let the dogs out is too much. You could have spend that time fixing Global Warming.

Response to: Help... am I crazy? Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

Get away from us, your freak. Your tainting Newgrounds.

Response to: Most hated music-genre? Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

At 10/23/06 05:19 PM, Arbiter wrote: Each and every one of these arguements have been poorly structured, in no way constructive and this making the whole thread pretty much worthless.

The thread didn't say "Present your well thought out arugments in a constructive and intelligent manner" it asked what genre we hated. We answered.

You don't need to pump out an essay for every little question asked.

Response to: Most hated music-genre? Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

At 10/23/06 04:58 PM, BigScizot wrote:
At 10/23/06 04:56 PM, SirLebowski wrote: Rock, Classic Rock and Metal. All threee suck,
You can just go ahead and kill yourself now.

I'd expect those kind of reactions, from Newgrounds at least. I was joking about rock and classic rock, but metal truly does suck. Badly.

Response to: Most hated music-genre? Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

Rock, Classic Rock and Metal. All threee suck,

Response to: I got offered drugs today Posted October 23rd, 2006 in General

He offered you the drugs and beat you up TODAY, but you weren't on for a week?

Response to: Ambidextrous Newgrounders Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

I was born left handed but my mother told me that children of Satan our born left handed. Being the seventh of seven sons, I was also left handed and I taught myself to write right-handed so I wouldn't be taken by the minions of darkness in my sleep.

Response to: My dad smacked me! Hard! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

You can trust us to tell you your father is a wimp.

Smacking is a mother's love. Fathers are to wipe out a belt, or a hand if they are strong enough.

Response to: Best Simpsons Episode? Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

I would cast my vote for almost any of the Tree House of Horror episodes.

Response to: Tell us why your band sucks! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

At 10/21/06 08:50 PM, deus-ex-machina wrote: I don't understand, if they're one of my favorite bands, why would I say they suck?

Because nobody is perfect and you should do it to humble yourself?

Response to: Alright Newgrounders Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

Chicken, Ham, Turky, Beef and then some exoctic endangered animals to bring out the flavor of the other meats.

Some rare asian spices.

Delicious sharp cheese of somesort, not to much.

For bread? Anything really, but must toast well.

Response to: Christian comics are fucking gay. Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

The Real Truth About Porn:

Themz satan's boobies yous lookin' at!!!

Response to: The Mustache Thread Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

The Mustache Thread has an age limit folks.

The Mustache Thread

Response to: The Mustache Thread Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

At 10/21/06 08:30 PM, evilXbanana wrote:
At 10/21/06 08:27 PM, SirLebowski wrote: I think I can declare Tom the official winner if there are no other entries.
Not so fast punk!

Shizen, I think the contest is far from over. =(

Response to: I got fucking robbed! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

Report it to the police. They've caught 360 thieves numerous times in the past.

Response to: The Mustache Thread Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

I think I can declare Tom the official winner if there are no other entries.

Tell us why your band sucks! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

Pick one of your favorite bands and provide reasons why they suck.

Rip your band a new one, and post it for the world to see. Anytime you feel like telling somebody their taste in music is awful, refer back to this thread and stop making an ass of yourself.

Response to: Hey schoolrocks! Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

Dropout? You're the reason they changed the McDonalds register to pictures. Nice.

Response to: Go North High polar bears...kinda Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

At 10/21/06 12:54 AM, Silent-G wrote: wtf?
first girls learn how to talk on newgrounds, now jocks. I thought it would take you guys atleast another ten years to even learn how to get online. Crap shit, now newgrounds is really going to hell.

Jock? I've never played a sport in my life and I have parial mad-tittes.

Response to: Horrifying political correctness Posted October 21st, 2006 in Politics

I agree with the majority of your post. Yes, it shouldn't be welcomed with open arms, but when you say they will be the minority in 2090, that's just a statistical manipulation if anything.

Sort of like the United States acting like in a few years Mexicans will be the overwhelming minority.

Without taking the logical variables into account.

Response to: The Red Army is coming Posted October 21st, 2006 in Politics

Yes, but take a look at a lot of those countries.

Iran for example.

Look at how we control them and their country loves us. We truly own the world.

sarcasm.
Response to: Anarchy Posted October 21st, 2006 in Politics

I don't think any intelligent person confuses anarchists with metalheads?

I do, however, think anyone that supports an impossible system like anarchy is either an idiot or misinformed.

Like it's been said before, anarchy would only ever work in smaller communties. The complications of having 300 million people in your country tends to complicate the simplistic 'every man for himself' thing.

Aside from that, it goes against nature. Animals, humans include, rally around a leader eventually.

Response to: Im geting my hair cut... Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

Stop being such a pussy and if anyone laughs at you because of your hair call them a metrosexual. That'll shut them up.

Response to: Frick... the voices are back... Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

Try to call out the leader of the voices. Here is what you do:

When dreaming, preferablly near or in the state of REM wake up. Then, while still in the state of being between dream and reality, ask the voices to present their master. All the voices will grow quite and only one will be speaking. It should have a dark, ominious voice. It will tell you that it wishes to either kill you or be your friend.

It will not stop the voices, but at least then you will have a general idea of their goals.

Response to: The Prestige Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

I've wanted to see it. It's on of about four good movies coming out in the same general timeframe I must see.

Response to: Go North High polar bears...kinda Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

Lucky you. =) The way I look at it- low school spirit means more stress on academics to get our minds off our crappy sports teams. It's all good.

Go North High polar bears...kinda Posted October 21st, 2006 in General

The good: We won our homecoming game 38-28.

The bad: It's the only game we've one this season. We have no chance of play-offs and it was against another equally horrible team.

Hey, at least our mascot is a polar bear, and not a ram.

Response to: Evolution Posted October 21st, 2006 in Politics

At 10/21/06 12:07 AM, Integrity wrote:
At 10/20/06 11:58 PM, SirLebowski wrote:
Darwin - THEORY of Evolution. Evolution the fact is different.
Actually, he Did believe in God and was a member of the church Until his daughter died. =)

I never said he didn't believe in God. I said there was a difference between the actual proven occurence of evolution in nature and the theory of evolution. As it's often not considered during a debate like this.