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Sounds intresting, let's see if you can tell what kind of music I like.

From a physical point of view, I suppose. But modern warfare has nothing to do with intimidating the enemy with your soldier's fitness, or getting adrelin rush.

Maybe women in the military would be a mistake in 1875, but pretty much all modern warfare has rendered gender useless.

As for the men protecting women thing, I don't really give a fuck who dies for my country, but right now our military is straining to find people, and when they are asking borderline senior citizens and overweight people to sign up for the military, women are no longer on the bottom of them war barrel.

At 11/10/06 02:07 AM, DrWurm wrote:

At 11/10/06 01:59 AM, KemCab wrote:

At 11/10/06 01:28 AM, DrWurm wrote: Your choices now are to pull out, and recuperate from this nerve-racking experience; or have a nice, retarded child of incest with your mom.

Or what about the morning-after pill?

Oh yeah; your mom's a fundamentalist catholic who doesn't believe in any form of contraceptive.

I thought she represented Iraq? And if that's the case, she probably wouldn't be catholic.

By the sounds of it some of the people on Newgrounds should consider shaving hair off theri fat belly, and off their huge asses before even messing with pubic hair.

At 11/11/06 12:32 AM, Taylor wrote:

At 11/11/06 12:29 AM, SirLebowski wrote:

At 11/11/06 12:28 AM, Taylor wrote: airtight, because its put on by a smart company. Call him what you want, but Sasha Baron Cohen is a damn smart guy and he won't take any shit from college frat boys.

Legality has nothing to do with lawsuits and the court of all, silly.

Firstly, its a British production. Its produced by the BBC, so the American legal nonsense doesn't apply.

Secondly, it wasn't the Southern politicians that sued, it was the frat boys from the Pamela Anderson scene, who clearly did sign the waivers.

Firstly again, it was a joke. Secondly again, more than just the frat boys attempted to sue him. Numberous groups of people appearing in the movie did.

TV. It's like the oldskool Newgrounds only different and stuff.

At 11/11/06 12:28 AM, Taylor wrote: airtight, because its put on by a smart company. Call him what you want, but Sasha Baron Cohen is a damn smart guy and he won't take any shit from college frat boys.

Legality has nothing to do with lawsuits and the court of all, silly.

At 11/11/06 12:24 AM, bigbadron wrote: aren't you a badass.

He should suggest that to some of the people that ride the city bus I ride. Odds are the man old lady who words for Ihop would cut him with a fork from one of her three purses. Of the Possibly Homeless Guy Who Likes Telling Middle School Kids How Much He Hates G. Bush* would abduct him.

*I used capitalization people that's his official title.

At 11/11/06 12:22 AM, Hell-Itself wrote: oh well everyone knows the true meaning of christmas is presents

And higher than average suicide rates.

And it would be better if it were just some damn costly. Of all the next generation games I honestly, and this isn't the Nintendo fanboy in me talking, I think the Wii is one of the better ones overall. The biggest plus is the price.

Looking at the opening tites for the PS3, I don't see a lot of games I like. A lot of racing and sport games. I love a good racing game, but I would never buy more than one or two for a system.

At 11/11/06 12:02 AM, Jose wrote: Don't forget the newswoman and the drunken frat boys.

They are also suing.

Oh forgot about the drunken frat boys. I like their statement. "He got us all drunk and made us say things that we wouldn't normally say" yeah, your true feelings. Racist bastards.

At 11/11/06 12:00 AM, Elfer wrote:

At 11/10/06 11:58 PM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: Age: 14

Lol. Wow. Im not a virgin anymore and you just had your first kiss?

Ha ha, oh kid, be prepared for a lot of bullshit and drama you don't need right now.

Oh gosh, math class is hard enough. =( Now I yo babies daddy? Awwww funky fries. =(

OooO, Tickle's IQ test. Only some stupid blonde would waste time on that.

Like it was stated before, MENSA's a little more...established.

Yeah, you know one of those pricks in the movie who couldn't take the joke would do it. Turns out it was the group of southern people at the dinner party.

Of all the people in the movie, who do you think out of all of them most deserved the right to file a frivolous lawsuit against him?

Are you sure? Not about the him being gay, about the him wanting to fuck you part? Gay people have standards too. You'd be lucky if he tossed you a quickie.

I suggest you avoid all Cannibal Corpse cd's.

Haha, they are mad at corporations for taking advantage of fundamental economics.

Hmm, maybe it's a roid. =)

And that's your best possible option at this point.

But I disagree, one of my favorite buffees is China King or something like that. I eat at it everytime I got back to Texas. It has all you can eat crayfish, crab, lobster, the usual american eats, as well as so really good chinese food. The best buffet I've ever had.

No, you'd get worms. Tapeworms.

At 11/9/06 08:35 PM, Shmelo wrote: When you grow up you hear the language/accent spoken by your race so it becomes natural and you can't notice it but others can(other races that is).

I don't think that's what they are asking. Where do accents come from in the sense that what originally created them? Man didn't just invent them, they have to occur for some reason. He means originally, where do accents originate from?

Anything ever sung by Stephen Lynch.

Yeah, when you make the congress your bitch using fear tactics any other contributions you make become null and void.

It's in the rulebook.

At 11/9/06 06:47 PM, Techware wrote:

At 11/9/06 06:05 PM, SuperKooter wrote: Couldn't get a damn thing done in 6 years.

Uh huh, you and your "lets leave Iraq to civil war" strategy.

By the looks of it they are going to have a civil war wether our troops are there or not. I say regardless of what we do with Iraq now, something bad is going to have and it's going to happen soon.

Agreed. That's why we, as Americans, can never attack Iran or North Korea. Those crazy mother fuckers love their leaders.

Yes, America may suck in that sense, but look at the rest of the world. Our problems our petty compared to atleast 80 percent of the world. Other governments can't even keep their people fed.

America is seen by so many as a country of perfection that when it falls short of that expectation, which it always will, people get upset and assume the worst.

At 11/9/06 06:00 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 11/9/06 05:56 PM, rsmaster901 wrote: IM GONNA GO KILL AHGHANISTAN PEAPLE

Wow I love how U.S.A.'s mentality looks like : "Let's give guns to idiots so we can point at them and say they did it.".

Wow I love how you actually think this thread represents U.S.A's mentality.

John Kerry was right. =)

Those otters where the funniest part of those episodes, if one of the only funny parts.

Just they way they pronounce tummy. "I shall crack you like a clam on my tummeh"

I've got news for you, a number three isn't that short. A number 2 is what I usually get for the sides and it doesn't look anywhere near bold.