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Somebody already used the joke "Epic Faliure" on another Epic Movie board yesterday. =( But originality aside, I agree.

At 1/29/07 01:34 PM, shohaib wrote: Matt Groening(creator of Futurama) puts way too much agnostic views in his show. It practicularly brainwashes kids.
the cartoon may be funny, but is not safe for kids under 18 to watch

Of course it is safe for kids! It's a cartoon. All cartoons are safe for kids. Even hentai.

At 1/29/07 06:15 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 1/29/07 06:15 PM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: You actually Made a ranma fan.

Isn't Ranma cheap noodles?

No, but like Ramen they are a sign that Asian culture will take over the world. Or atleast hold captive the attention of our youth, and creepy old guys.

How can we tell if it's going to be us? Wouldn't we just be transformed into round-headed grey generic people-thingys?

At 1/29/07 06:01 PM, SenorPresidente wrote: Well can you? I can't i have to chew them. i just can't.

I can't swallow pills either, but the thought of chewing a pill is even worse.

At 1/29/07 04:45 PM, physco-pickle wrote:

At 1/29/07 04:44 PM, SirLebowski wrote: Don't watch Comedy Central past 1:00am then, loser. Reruns of Mind of Mencia are beneath you.

No but the movie "Friday" uncensored and old Madtv isnt.

I don't understand black comedy movies.

Don't watch Comedy Central past 1:00am then, loser. Reruns of Mind of Mencia are beneath you.

At 1/29/07 02:29 PM, Zodiak7 wrote: The BBS can dodge bullets.

There isn't a need for the BBS to dodge bullets, it absorbs them.

I work for Mediacom (cable company out here in Iowa) and contantly I am given movies that suck badly. Thus far I have been given, and have yet to open (in no order):

Gradle 2 The Grave
Along Came Polly
Shrek 2
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Frankenstein (some romantic drama movie)
What Women Want

These are just the ones I haven't sold to Gamestop for store credit yet.

At 1/28/07 03:07 PM, ChtFreak64 wrote:

At 1/28/07 03:06 PM, Firest0rm wrote: Ozcar. In every category.

Damn you!

I hope people start rushing to new topics and posting quickly, just out of spite.

At 1/28/07 02:32 PM, Charlie-Mopps wrote: A few weeks ago I was talking about how my dad was marrying a woman 4 years younger than me. Well Now My mother is dating a man that is 0nly 20.

Why the fuck do I have such messed up parents?

God wants to punish you?

At 1/27/07 05:37 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2007/EPICM.
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So far.

Losts of stupid people out there. Lots of 6th grades. The demographics are on their side.

At 1/28/07 05:01 AM, darknessium wrote:

At 1/28/07 04:57 AM, SirLebowski wrote: Fuck! That is scary.....balloons. Christ. Fucking balloons.

Ehm...
it wasnt a balloon...it was a severed head but it floated past the window like a balloon...

Exactly. The way balloons float is just fucked up. I nearly shit myself when I see those helium canisters.

At 1/27/07 06:51 PM, shohaib wrote: First obesity was America's problem (1/3 of americans are fat), but now recently studies show that kids around the world are having their own weight issues.

what could have caused this disasterous effect?
anyone know?

Shitty bias studies?

Fuck! That is scary.....balloons. Christ. Fucking balloons.

JMHX: Merging the Politics forum into the General forum one topic at a time?

At 1/28/07 04:11 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:

At 1/28/07 04:00 AM, SirLebowski wrote: "hey, your signature is outdated and whatever".

To: SirLebowski
Subject: Your sig
Message: Your sig is outdated and whatever.

I propose inbox spam.

Good, my inbox feels sad and empty. I mean...full of hateful message full of hatred...for my outdate signature?

Because if you don't you will die alone.

At 1/28/07 03:58 AM, BLACKNOISE wrote: Have you been receiving comments from users saying, "wtf m8 ur chr1stsmsa?!1"

Maybe. Would it seem stupid if I made a thread about defending my signature if nobody questioned it? If so, I got tons of PMs from these jerks. They were all like "hey, your signature is outdated and whatever".

It is refrence to Christmas, but I will keep it up as a deep symbolic refrence to the commercialism and length of the Christmas season. And because I am too lazy to go all the way over to my account options and blah blah blah.

But wait a second, why SHOULD I have to change my signature? It's damn fine the way it is. It's all of you that should be changing your avatars. And it doesn't really even have to be about Christmas. Just outdate your signature in some way. Refrence a movie from 2001? The clinton admistration? I don't care. As long as it reflects an inaccurate and outdated subject.

The Newgrounds T-shirt loving ticket lady. It was not ment to be.

That is a good idea for a thread. Just people creating an ongoing description of what they believe to be elements in the worlds most hardcore pornography.

If you don't vomit after reading it, us NGers aren't doing our job.

I think animal appendages make the Asians watching your show think of Hello Kitty on a subcouncious level. Which is why they do it, do attract the Hello Kitty demographic.

Penn and Teller Bullshit! did a show on NDEs. And as that show is infinitely more intelligent than I, I am going to conclude they are bullshit.

I've read that page for page. You know, of all the fetishes out there, I've never been able to understand Guro. But if I could ever get off to guro, it would probably be that manga.

I know it now the reason why army recruiters can come into my school and sign up 14 year olds for the military. Which gives an ironic understanding to the name of the act.

At 1/27/07 10:39 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Man it's another 13/14 year old kid from Europe who thinks generalizations are always right.
I'll get the hacksaw.

Cut his tongue off first, and mail it back to Europe.

I can't tell WHAT you are pissing your pants about from moment to the next here.

It goes from fearing a World War 3 to fearing the entertainment industry. Then to the unoriginality of humankind, then to terrorism and America's allies.

But all and all you seem like a person that worries too much. We've faced more powerful enemies before, and we will most likely surivive to fight more in the future. As for running out of ideas, that reminds of when I was 4 and worried about running out of things to say and never being able to talk again, there will always be new ideas. Simply based on the fact that life changes.

At 1/27/07 05:19 PM, JMHX wrote: Simple question:

Has anyone who is bashing the validity of Jesus Camp actually seen the film?

I have a feeling nobody feels the need to understand what I am talking about before they call me a bias moron. Polytiks iz funneh.

Hahahah, I cannot stop laughing at that video. He says it so upbeat.

But, I don't think God would HATE a fag. But if are a Christian the bible does tend to lean in a "sex to make babies" sort of way. Thus gay sex is nothing but pleasure, and religion has a strong moral stance against pleasure.

So yes, faggotry is against God. However, Christians have to room to be bitch, because in speaking out against being gay in such a hateful way, you end up breaking more commandments than you defend.

Most of the time people who gay-bash are not Christians but people use the cover of God so that they can be dicks.