2,316 Forum Posts by "SirLebowski"
At 3/19/07 02:03 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote:At 3/19/07 02:00 AM, SirLebowski wrote:No, Dolly was fucked by drunken Irishmen.At 3/19/07 02:00 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: I cloned a sheep,Hey name was Dolly. What the fuck did you expect?
But, a red-neck fucked it.
GET IT RIGHT, RETARD. >;C
I was actually making refrence to Dolly Parton and red-necks instinctual need to fuck her. But if you can't comprehend my sly wit, I feel sorry for you. You're so missing out.
At 3/19/07 02:02 AM, kidray76 wrote: Ouch, looks like a skin cancer is growing there. Glad that you ok though.
You mean, besides the skin cancer, right?
At 3/19/07 02:00 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: I cloned a sheep,
But, a red-neck fucked it.
Hey name was Dolly. What the fuck did you expect?
At 3/19/07 01:59 AM, Oppugnant wrote: *Waits for celladoor6 to post*
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Oh God. Whatever will be say?
Just skip all the stupid aruging and get an iPod like the majority of the Universe.
This ignorant stereotype as got to stop. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying Asians eat clones. It's not true. Clones carry very little nutrition and taste bland.
At 3/18/07 08:53 PM, Forgetfull wrote: How painful and tortured my life is, and how painful and hard it was to grow up on these hardcore streets. Sometimes it gets so lonely here i just want to take a knife and
Spread Jiffy Extra-Crunchy peanut butter all over your toast?
At 3/19/07 01:51 AM, Lockout wrote: Sorry man but penis licking is a straight man only thing
Can I claim "penis mongering" then? Throw me a bone...literally.
HAR HAR HAR. Pun.
At 3/19/07 01:49 AM, MadCow wrote: I know those guys aren't getting paid the second half of the money because the didn't carry out the hit >:(
damn, I'm out 5 grand now!
Brilliant. Step one. Steal iPod. Step two. Murder.
At 3/19/07 01:32 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote:At 3/19/07 01:28 AM, SirLebowski wrote:Who couldn't stop a frail/weak man from raping you?At 3/19/07 01:26 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: What are homosexuals going to do to you?I'll answer these questions in they order they come:
Why hate homosexuals?
What have they done to anyone?
suck your dick,
The straight men who secretly want man-slober all over their member.
because they are insecure about fondness of vagina,They were born gay/choose to be gay. They like men. Why would we hate someone who is different than you? That seems pretty fucked up, sir.
You misunderstand. I was insulting staight people here, not those silly faggo-mites.
we are responsible for flaming latino men."we"? Are you gay?
Hahaha, who me? Pfft. Never. 0:)
At 3/19/07 01:44 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:At 3/19/07 01:42 AM, SirLebowski wrote:Why did your sig turn green?
So because I am gay I CAN'T get invited to the penislicking threads? You goddam mother fucking st8's have oppressed my need to lick penis for the last time.
It was for St.Patrick's Day. Now my signature can be outdated for two holidays.
At 3/19/07 01:44 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote:At 3/19/07 01:43 AM, SirLebowski wrote: That's fine. They just need the cure for AIDS, if you got that.Why cure AIDS when they will just starve to death?
Between Oprah and Children's Christian Fund that joke will become obsolete in 2009.
That's fine. They just need the cure for AIDS, if you got that.
Har har har, racism makes for a good one-liner.
At 3/19/07 01:38 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:At 3/19/07 01:30 AM, SirLebowski wrote:Because you are gay.
Not a lot of penislicking goes on in the BBS unless I'm never invited to these so-called "penislicking" threads. To which I demand to know why.
So because I am gay I CAN'T get invited to the penislicking threads? You goddam mother fucking st8's have oppressed my need to lick penis for the last time.
*grits teeth* Oooh. Man. That thing looks infected.
Anyway, iPods are like the gold chains of the 2000's. Except they carry our crappy musical tastes with them.
Hey guys. Let's cut the crap and just be thankful we don't live in the 70's anymore. "Disco Duck" anyone?
That's right. I'll suck dick with passion, regardless of marriage certificate or not.
It's just an excuse for my partner not to take half of my things when I cheat on him.
My motto:
Rape the mentally retarded, they won't tell.
Now I know what you're thinking. "Damn that Lebowski is hardcore" and you'd be right. I'm hardcore.
At 3/19/07 12:32 AM, Bolo wrote:At 3/19/07 12:24 AM, WilliWowza wrote: But seriously, I didn't think the BBS was all that great today.Agreed. Far too much douchebaggery and penislicking for my taste.
Not a lot of penislicking goes on in the BBS unless I'm never invited to these so-called "penislicking" threads. To which I demand to know why.
At 3/19/07 01:26 AM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: What are homosexuals going to do to you?
Why hate homosexuals?
What have they done to anyone?
I'll answer these questions in they order they come: suck your dick, because they are insecure about fondness of vagina, we are responsible for flaming latino men.
At 3/18/07 10:01 PM, DeadPixels wrote: So there's just a normal woman, fucking a normal man.
Then she goes to suck his penis, and after SHE FUCKING KISSES HIM.
Why the fuck would anyone get turned on by their own cock syrup!?
Well personally, I think that's kind of hot. But I'm sexually confused and was traumatized in my early childhood.
At 3/19/07 12:01 AM, Ceti wrote:At 3/18/07 11:51 PM, packow wrote: Where is this from? It was in some movie that came out recently300?
"Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader
From junction with the testes to the tip of its face."
No spartans with abs like that are straight.
The battle of Thermopylae was indeed nothing more than an orgy. The persian army loved buttsexs. Little known fact.
Wow. They've managed to combine the two weaknesses of mind kind. Religion and drugs.
Forgive me for the cynical 14 year-old point of view.
At 3/19/07 01:04 AM, Database wrote: Wow, but if thats true, you just smoked your cousin, wait that means I just smoked my cousin. I like weed.
Yep. =( Every 15 year old on Newgrounds loves weed almost as they love lolicon.
But regardless, I think in the near future I am going to quote you in my signature. I can see it now.
"I like weed" -Database
Yes. This is a very modern and serious issue you have on your hands.
I know how to take care of your brothers homophobia. I've been told I give some mean head, and leave them coming back for more.
At 3/19/07 12:54 AM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
That stupid son of a bitch. Doesn't he know by shedding it's skin the eel only becomes more powerful?
Not to mention the skin will probably morph into a new eel and live in the sewers. Untill it grows big enough and slithers up into an unsuspecting old womans toilet. Then, we she sets down to take an old-lady-crap? BOOM, right up her ass goes the eel.
At 3/19/07 12:16 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: "No... That is weed, you boys have been smoking weed" he said, he then pulled out his gun and shot my friend in the head.
Given the crackdown on uncontrolled substances like Marijuana is recent years I'd say that was within the officers juristiction...
All these other guys are all caught up on the authenticity of Tom's signature, but I've just got to say it. Dude, the Faceless Mage is a five star card. Meaning you have to tribute summon it. It's not worth it, given it's 2200 attack power. You'd be much better off with a Summon Skull. With only one tribute needed and a 2500 attack power it will be pwning your friends in no time.
You're welcome for the tip.
No 300 was lame because I laughed at parts that I assume were ment to be badass.
But I guess it's worth seeing if only for the fact that it's a blockbuster.
Halariously, you mentioned bands from the 70's and 90's yet claim they are both from the 80's.
