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Any man that does not have respect for a well-toned ass has not been paying close enough attention to Scarlett Johansson in the Avengers.

A truly awe-inspiring posterior.

At 7/3/12 01:46 AM, esko-man wrote: Everything is going down-hill more quickly than we're programmed to see it, and only a shift in consciousness throughout the world's population can save us from ourselves. I walk a path of self-destruction. I sense the world around me all the same, but I feel myself growing older, fatter, more stupid.

I don't think anything is going "downhill" any faster or slower relative to any other point in human history. You're just growing older and seeing the world through a more jaded (or complete, depending on how you see it) perspective.

As for growing older and fatter, that's pretty much par for the course, physiologically speaking.

Taking some Summer courses. General Chemistry and Speech. =(

At 6/30/12 10:59 AM, beakerboy wrote: hah okay. Lean back? I'll do that later or something. I see.
Well, I'm planning on going to OSU. But if I can get into MIT instead, I might go that route.

MIT? What major did you have in mind?

At 6/30/12 10:49 AM, satanbrain wrote:

At 6/30/12 10:48 AM, SirLebowski wrote:

At 6/30/12 10:39 AM, satanbrain wrote: Speech and Economics in school? What knowledge do you think you will gain about them in school that is worthwhile of your time?

Speech and Economics are typically courses required to graduate.

Can't you study others instead of them?

At my high school you were required to pass Speech and Economics to get your diploma, no way around it.

At 6/30/12 10:39 AM, satanbrain wrote: Speech and Economics in school? What knowledge do you think you will gain about them in school that is worthwhile of your time?

Speech and Economics are typically courses required to graduate.

At 9/21/10 10:29 AM, Cootie wrote: Did anyone ever watch this kickass show?

I really wish they would re-air Tales from Crypt around this time of year. =( Haven't seen the show on television in years.

"You."

Just to freak people out

The stupid shit people do to live beyond their means.

To each their own, as long as he's happy and not harming others, I suppose.

At 11/26/09 12:07 AM, Thechickensparta wrote: that title is pretty.

Had to capitalize "of the" and ruin it for me.

Disillusioned much? Pffft

hate hate hate the world is shit

Is this some kind of allegory for sex or are we discussing kool-aid? If so, I'd like all your views on proper sugar ratios, graphs would be appropriate.

You aren't one of the Olsen twins are you?

I would fuck the hypothetical shit out of your mother's situation and kiss the world goodbye.

Hypothamaletically of course.

It reminds us of our pubes. In short, your hair illicits feelings of pain and fear.

For me it's Next Generation or nothing.

Woah woah wait. These Earth plants share some of MY DNA? Fuck those Franken-plants! Let them die, my genes are my genes, damnit.

Something that anthropologists will be asking themselves many years after we are all dead.

There is tons of gay porn on my computer. And I put it there.

There is also beastiality and bukkake and hentai and guro and anything else to get me off. For I am a porn-hardened veteran.

Your first mistake was assuming I don't want to be fat.

Yes, it is. What have preggos and little girls ever done for the world?

At 4/10/09 08:10 AM, Onizero wrote: I use basic sources to win arguments.
Such as when my dumbass friend thought atheists should celebrate Christmas.
What are the first five letters in Christmas?

C-H-R-I-S

So you're saying that only atheists named Chris can celebrate Christmas?

If I were the janitor at your school I would make sexual passes at you for the rest of the year.

You know, to teach you a lesson and stuff.

At most colleges they have software now adays but it really depends on the teacher.

At 4/8/09 08:49 PM, Basspro55 wrote:

Thank you! everyone i know finds that random tim and eric bullshit hilarious, but i can't fucking stand it.

In order to appriciate the infinite humor of Tim & Eric you need to have a random way of thought. It all depends on your type of humor and who you are.

Yes, it all depends on how simple minded and easily amused you are.

I'd set fire to my school to if I had a class called legal studdies.

Had to do it yesterday to test for strep or mono or whatever the hell it was, can't remember.

Nearly threw up in her face. 10 years of college and residency and you have kids vomitting in your face. Should have went to law school.

No, I want to kill that bitch. Whatever happened to the funny car insurance ads?

It's not too bad. I think it's mediocre if anything, though.