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At 4/10/09 08:10 AM, Onizero wrote:
I use basic sources to win arguments.
Such as when my dumbass friend thought atheists should celebrate Christmas.
What are the first five letters in Christmas?
C-H-R-I-S
So you're saying that only atheists named Chris can celebrate Christmas?
Thank you! everyone i know finds that random tim and eric bullshit hilarious, but i can't fucking stand it.
In order to appriciate the infinite humor of Tim & Eric you need to have a random way of thought. It all depends on your type of humor and who you are.
Yes, it all depends on how simple minded and easily amused you are.
Dumb prizes? You watch your mouth, that's my childhood your insulting. That's all we had back then. Chuck E. Cheese prizes and maybe some rock candy if we were lucky.
When has Miley Cyrus ever crossed or slighted or inconvienced you in any way? Now, I'm not much of a doctor, but you seem to me to have a brain condition, much like Ms. Cyrus has that unfortunate heart condition. The only thing I can prescribe you for your condition is several doses of searing hot lead, administered directly between your eyes.
You have not been around women under the age of 20 lately, have you? It's sad that you can never understand the pain that we, the younger generations, share. It brings us together in ways you and I can never share.
Autopsies are fine. There was that video of those three boys in the Ukraine murdering that man and that gurgling sound he made.
Videos of actual murder of other human beings (real, not fake) or suicide are unsettling because they are real. It's not the gore, either. It's just knowing that there are people capable of something so depraved. Makes you question a lot of things.
I didn't raise my son to be a soldier
I raised him up to be my pride and joy
Who dares to put a musket on his shoulder
To kill another mother's darling boy