I would fuck the hypothetical shit out of your mother's situation and kiss the world goodbye.

Hypothamaletically of course.

It reminds us of our pubes. In short, your hair illicits feelings of pain and fear.

For me it's Next Generation or nothing.

Woah woah wait. These Earth plants share some of MY DNA? Fuck those Franken-plants! Let them die, my genes are my genes, damnit.

Something that anthropologists will be asking themselves many years after we are all dead.

There is tons of gay porn on my computer. And I put it there.

There is also beastiality and bukkake and hentai and guro and anything else to get me off. For I am a porn-hardened veteran.

Your first mistake was assuming I don't want to be fat.

Yes, it is. What have preggos and little girls ever done for the world?

At 4/10/09 08:10 AM, Onizero wrote: I use basic sources to win arguments.
Such as when my dumbass friend thought atheists should celebrate Christmas.
What are the first five letters in Christmas?

C-H-R-I-S

So you're saying that only atheists named Chris can celebrate Christmas?

If I were the janitor at your school I would make sexual passes at you for the rest of the year.

You know, to teach you a lesson and stuff.

At most colleges they have software now adays but it really depends on the teacher.

At 4/8/09 08:49 PM, Basspro55 wrote:

Thank you! everyone i know finds that random tim and eric bullshit hilarious, but i can't fucking stand it.

In order to appriciate the infinite humor of Tim & Eric you need to have a random way of thought. It all depends on your type of humor and who you are.

Yes, it all depends on how simple minded and easily amused you are.

I'd set fire to my school to if I had a class called legal studdies.

Had to do it yesterday to test for strep or mono or whatever the hell it was, can't remember.

Nearly threw up in her face. 10 years of college and residency and you have kids vomitting in your face. Should have went to law school.

Dumb prizes? You watch your mouth, that's my childhood your insulting. That's all we had back then. Chuck E. Cheese prizes and maybe some rock candy if we were lucky.

No, I want to kill that bitch. Whatever happened to the funny car insurance ads?

It's not too bad. I think it's mediocre if anything, though.

When you say you are fixing it, do you mean you are getting rid of the ego or making yourself smart enough to match the ego?

At 4/5/09 01:31 AM, Bacchanalian wrote:

At 4/4/09 10:53 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

Oh... steer clear of business majors.

And art majors or any kind. Really, go into engineering or any of the sciences.

That's really stupid. You'd have to kill like 1000 Chinese/orienters to equal 1 American/English dog.

Well, I guess Compton needs schools too. If they didn't, what would all the children drop out of to join their gangs?

They should learn to swear as early as possible, so they can devote more of their time on this Earth offending the easily offended.

I myself to cling to Jean Baptiste's teachings.

100 percent, I will cut that little bastards leg off myself to prove Mendel wrong.

At 3/12/09 12:46 AM, Redface wrote:

At 3/12/09 12:32 AM, lnstinct wrote: JUSTICE.

Justice for what, you stupid sack of shit?

When has Miley Cyrus ever crossed or slighted or inconvienced you in any way? Now, I'm not much of a doctor, but you seem to me to have a brain condition, much like Ms. Cyrus has that unfortunate heart condition. The only thing I can prescribe you for your condition is several doses of searing hot lead, administered directly between your eyes.

You have not been around women under the age of 20 lately, have you? It's sad that you can never understand the pain that we, the younger generations, share. It brings us together in ways you and I can never share.

No, not justice. It's just a faster-beating heart. Not life-threatening.

Next time you promise me justice you bring me some dead Mily Cyrus, you fucking ninny.

grumble

Autopsies are fine. There was that video of those three boys in the Ukraine murdering that man and that gurgling sound he made.

Videos of actual murder of other human beings (real, not fake) or suicide are unsettling because they are real. It's not the gore, either. It's just knowing that there are people capable of something so depraved. Makes you question a lot of things.

At 3/11/09 11:17 PM, DM692 wrote: Could you elaborate?

With a cutting implement. It hurt.

Wait, YOU'VE been developing a replacement? LMAO.

I didn't raise my son to be a soldier
I raised him up to be my pride and joy
Who dares to put a musket on his shoulder
To kill another mother's darling boy