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At 12/30/14 12:11 PM, deathink wrote: Dis Dick?

hahaha XD kudo to drawing a really good dick on the dad. XD

Edit: sorry I had to edit yours XD, I put it in a link because this edit is NSFW

Scary Movie, and pretty much most movies on Comedy Central and Syfy

Shout out to Shadman!

Here's one I came up with about 4 years ago!

Q: What is the similarity between a Drug Dealer and a Prostitute?

A: they Both sell crack

At 12/28/14 11:14 AM, AboboJoe wrote: Q: How many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A: Let's go ride bikes!

Dude, I have ADHD and I found this one pretty funny XD

At 12/28/14 01:05 AM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/28/14 12:55 AM, Sirbrickrock wrote:

Guess what? Fuck you!

OMG! leave me ALONE, fucking creepy snitch, you trying your best to kick me off this fucking site? R U JEalous of me? that's probably it, admit, you're threatened by me and want me out of the picture.

You're just a h8er! kiss my ass!

At 12/27/14 10:34 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

Attention Whore
Xenomit

Really? wow, well if there was an "annoying as fuck" award I would've totally won that. Maybe next year I can go for Attention Whore :D

At 12/27/14 10:27 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/27/14 01:35 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Either you're thread-necrophile, or you're really fucking bored if you just come in here and spout stupid nonsense.

Hey, fuck you.

nice insult Numbnuts. I bet you get off from looking at Rick and Morty Rule 34 porn.

At 12/28/14 12:34 AM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/28/14 12:33 AM, someaveragechap wrote:
I blame SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 for bring this up.

Also, it's suspicious I can't find SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP1, looking into SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 into the disappearance

I blame someaveragechap for looking for SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP1.

I blame cga-999 for trying to rat me out in the forums.

Atleast it wasn't as bad as these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56-ZXMX8tW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy3c7_NAGZw

At 12/27/14 05:18 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/26/14 03:28 AM, leasheddemon wrote: So i ruined Christmas. did you ruin it too?

I consider it my duty to ruin every single day.

ehhhh, don't quit your day job!

At 12/27/14 11:56 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 12/27/14 11:51 PM, Sirbrickrock wrote:

At 6/18/12 10:18 PM, Marbl3z wrote:

have you still got in touch with her or atleast attempted since then? I mean, she put chemicals in your water, if she choose one that was a little more dangerous you could've ended up in the Hospital too. so, yeah, I hate when people get all pissy instead of realizing "things have just gone too far, maybe it's time to stop before it's too late.

Necrobumping much? Damn, 2 years. I've bumped up six years, so I can't be mad, but teh mods might.

I know, but it said without good reason. I was just wondering what happened now since then, you know kind of a 2 year update since then, wonder if he's still interested or has moved on by now, y'know. lol, I'm not even sure if this would even be considered a good reason to the mods, Also wanted to give my own opinion too.

At 6/18/12 10:18 PM, Marbl3z wrote:

have you still got in touch with her or atleast attempted since then? I mean, she put chemicals in your water, if she choose one that was a little more dangerous you could've ended up in the Hospital too. so, yeah, I hate when people get all pissy instead of realizing "things have just gone too far, maybe it's time to stop before it's too late.

At 12/27/14 01:53 PM, Knights wrote:

At 12/27/14 01:52 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 12/27/14 01:51 PM, Knights wrote: You're too old for Chuck E. Cheese; it's time to upgrade to ShowBiz Pizza Place, boy.

Dave and Buster's, actually. Get wrecked and play some arcade games with your girlfriend, who will be disgusted with your filthy drunk ass.

If you want to get technical, The Barcade's the place to be if you want to get drunk and play Galaga all night long.

uhh guys, let remember she's only 16 so she can't get hammered either. lol they should have a place more for teens.

At 12/27/14 01:20 PM, NekoMika wrote: Once upon a time, a bunch of people wrote stories of people and how people should have been at that time.
-2,000 years later-
As you can see, people seem to think it's ok to force religion on you and that being gay "is a sin" despite the book not saying anything about it.

WestBoro Baptists church is a prime example of dumbass Christians who do that, and make my religion look bad and extremely Homophobic.

At 12/27/14 02:49 AM, Wegra wrote:

One day Mary had sex with God. God put his heavenly cock inside Mary's pussy and came <3

Okay, I found this disgusting and disrespectful a little towards Christian being I'm a Christian and believe in Jesus.

But dammit! I could help but burst in laughing after seeing that

At 7/10/14 04:51 PM, Piper wrote: I'm not even sure who this is. Just some random guy. I saw it in a dream. I think they may be a user.

not random, but I always wanted to draw you lol

At 12/24/14 01:59 PM, Hive-Hunter wrote: furries has seven letters. Seven is a lucky number. There's 6 letters in The word number. 6+7=13. This website is for 13 or up.Newgrounds is for teens. teens use this website. Porn is on this website. porn has 4 letters you know what that means oh yes the Pyramid has four sides. each side has a triangle illuminati is a triangle. furries=Illuminati confirmed

It all makes sense now, you all better respect furries now! does that mean rappers are furries too? lol.

At 12/24/14 04:00 AM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Just happened a few hours ago. Here's the stream: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/stackizshort

I can't find much about it yet other than that Antonio Martin was an 18-year-old unarmed black man.

Supposedly he was pointing a pistol at the cop, although the Cop said mistakes were made and didn't turn on the bodycam he was issued, and he didn't use his Tazer he had.

At 12/24/14 10:51 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: i pray that the killings will stop. in this day and age there's no excuse for this kind of barbarism. if we can't value and respect the sanctity of a human life then we're no better than animals and i mean this in the most offensive way possible

--supergandhi64

exactly!! unfortunatley people's answer to this is more violence. now you hear about killings like this happening everyday almost.

At 12/23/14 02:34 AM, Aleque wrote: These made me lol:

What made u lol?

Butternut Scrimpets

• 
  Butternut Scrimpets by BaffaCake

  This is what dreams are made of.

  Score

  3.75 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  3,362 Views

  Rated

  Ages 13+

Ok, Stupid

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  OK, Stupid by CryBurger

  A man's journey to find love

  Score

  3.89 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  1,393 Views

  Rated

  Ages 13+

Fooedship

• 
  Fooendship by Bill-Premo

  Honey Mustard tries to find friends.

  Score

  3.99 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  8,162 Views

  Rated

  Ages 13+

The Expendables 7

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  The Expendables 7 by El-Cid

  The boys are back. Barely.

  Score

  4.47 / 5.00

  Type

  Movie

  Popularity

  17,666 Views

  Rated

  Ages 13+

I think the last one was my All time favorite!

At 12/22/14 10:11 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: I've got nothin'

haha okay, now THAT one made me laugh!

At 12/23/14 12:24 AM, Mina-Aino wrote: Hello guys, im new member in newgrounds :P

~Mina

Rejoice the people who joined Newgrounds in 2014!! actually I joined 2013, this is another account I made because I decided to just stick with the username SIRBRICKROCK

At 12/19/14 02:39 PM, Zerodecoole wrote: Jaden Smith - Fast

I do not hate Jaden Smith and I like the fact that he tries to be different than the rest but sometimes it's hard to take him seriously.

lol the way he sounds though in this song, I'd still take him WAY more seriously then Rae Sremmurd and his "No Flew Zonin' "ass

But what the heck is he wearing?! His hoodie is soooo long, and his shorts are really short, I was wondering if he was wear pants at all lol.

Anways this is my guilty Pleasure song

I can't believe now he's being charged. :(

At 12/23/14 03:13 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Isn't he beautiful?

HE?? did that thing already grow a penis too?

where did you find it?

At 12/23/14 12:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I mean, there's a Politics Forum, so why shouldn't there be a Religion Forum?

NOOOO! the fights would be 10 times worse and nastier. Do you know how many wars there are in this world, all because of Religion? There's enough fighting going on in the forums, this would become a total disaster. Religion is something that should be practiced to yourself, your own family, and your own Church.

I think this topic, would be a little too sensitive for some people in the forums, and you know how stupid and bigoted some people are in these forums.

At 12/21/14 11:31 AM, someaveragechap wrote:

At 12/15/14 12:56 PM, Sirbrickrock wrote:

Warning! it's kind of disturbing!

Only kind of? o_O

I found it more hilarious than disturbing!

At 12/17/14 11:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Just a simple question: What's your favorite soup?

Also, I'm hungry.

New England Clam Chowder

Edit: lol Someone else just said that, and everyone else above said a lot of my other favorite too.

here's one no one posted yet, Italian Wedding Soup!

I saw that, not only that, when they skin them, they leave them in a big pile of skinned dogs, and some of them are alive for a while too after being skinned so you can't imagine the painful death they have to endure.

At 12/16/14 07:01 AM, NGPulp wrote: Probably gonna have to go with stuff I've seen on Bestgore.

or TheYNC, we're pretty fucked up people for watching this shit XD

At 12/14/14 03:25 AM, Silverlee wrote: I personally make sure to get rid of every visible hair that isn't on top of my head. It just feels smoother and looks so much better. I use a nice razor with a metal handle (none of that cheap crap with the plastic handle you find in convenience stores) for my whole body, and shave against the grain. I lather up with Vaseline when I'm done so my body doesn't turn into sandpaper.

How much of your body do you shave?

I'm 19 going on to 20, and I have never had to shave. I'm growing a little bit of a mustache and and beard, not much, I don't have THAT much leg hair and I've seen girls with hairier arms than me lol. so yeah, I've never really shaved before!

At 12/15/14 10:21 PM, Goobleboo wrote: and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

because of Steve Martin, he changed the world with his movie!