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Author Search Results: 'Sir-S-Of-TURBO'

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1.

None

Topic: The 2012 Theory...

Posted: 11/11/09 05:25 PM

Forum: General

Atleast lots of shitty merchendize that will be embaressing later on gets sold.

OH NOES, 2012 IS OVER??? WELL UHHHH WE MISCALCULATED, OH NOES 2028 IS THE REAL DATE, OMG WE ARE GOING TO DIE QUICK BUY MY DVD ON HOW WE ARE GOING TO DIE AND HOW TO SURVIVE AND PERHAPS BECOME A MEMBER OF JEHOVA'S WITNESSES, THEY HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THIS SHIT.


2.

Resigned

Topic: When will the apocalypse happend..

Posted: 11/11/09 04:42 AM

Forum: General

At 11/10/09 11:19 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: When black people discover melonflavored milkshakes, or is that theory to rational for you?

Just to clarify, I am quite well aware that the 2012 is just (tinfoilhat)^money stuff - My question isn't "WIL IT HAPEN LOL GOVT FLU SHOT WIL ATRAK MARTIAN ZOMBEH", but rather what date will they move it to when nothing happends late 2012.

At 11/10/09 12:12 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: 2028

Probably the most reasonable guess, though isn't that a bit far in the future? After all, the end of the world is most profitable the last 5 years before it happends.


3.

None

Topic: When will the apocalypse happend..

Posted: 11/10/09 10:05 AM

Forum: General

At 11/10/09 10:03 AM, Box-Killa wrote: No one noes exactly when it's going to happen, but you will have a pretty clear indication that the end is near when millions of people start dying..... worse then ww1 and 2, thats called the tribulation.

Huh, so when the guy who acted in Twilight is inevitably murdered and all his fangirls commit mass-suicide?


4.

Questioning

Topic: When will the apocalypse happend..

Posted: 11/10/09 09:56 AM

Forum: General

.. next?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space /6534662/Mayan-2012-apocalypse-theory-no t-true-Nasa-says.html

I was reading this, specificly:

"Initial theories set the disaster for May 2003, but when nothing happened the date was moved forward to the winter solstice in 2012, to coincide with the end of a cycle of the ancient Mayan calendar. "

Does anyone know what it will be moved to when 2012 turns out to be another fluke?


5.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Newgrounds=Commun ism

Posted: 07/19/09 04:14 PM

Forum: General

dere evil comies n ibbl sez 2 kil dem


6.

None

Topic: Made in China: A survey

Posted: 07/05/09 08:55 AM

Forum: Politics

A) The western world went through the industrial age too - Just because we have become whiny whimps doesn't mean we should force others to remain in the dark ages perpetually.

Though violations of human rights and safety standards per Chinese laws should of course result in punishment of the owners of the factory.


7.

None

Topic: So now that Michael Jackson is dead

Posted: 06/30/09 07:49 PM

Forum: General

Who will Chris face in the final battle?

So now that Michael Jackson is dead


8.

Elated

Topic: So, newgrounders.

Posted: 06/30/09 07:02 PM

Forum: General

I bet it's a whole lot.


9.

Winking

Topic: Why does everyone hate the Chinese?

Posted: 06/30/09 07:01 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 12:48 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Because they hate women, children, animals, freedom.

You forgot apple pie and saluting the American flag.


10.

Blushing

Topic: I'm a left-wing libertarian...

Posted: 06/30/09 04:48 PM

Forum: General

At 6/30/09 04:47 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Am I that easy to overlook?

Unless you want to be gangraped I suggest you change your aura to fab my good sir. :3


11.

Misunderstood

Topic: I'm a left-wing libertarian...

Posted: 06/30/09 04:45 PM

Forum: General

I wish I understood what a left-wing libertarian was.


12.

Kissing

Topic: Get rid of a type of bug

Posted: 06/30/09 04:26 PM

Forum: General

Mosquitos.

Also if anyone can tell me what those fuckers do aside from leeching off my blood, keeping me awake at night, and poisoning me I'd really like to know.

In return for answers I will shit on a bagel.


13.

None

Topic: Capitalism and Socialism.

Posted: 06/22/09 02:54 AM

Forum: General

The mixed economy works wonders here in Denmark - Government cutting costs isn't an issue for long since the media and people watch over it. There are blunders and problems (Moreso with liberalconservative governments but no surprise there) here and there but for the most part the system works.

A note on motivation:
Governments supply these things because the people want them to
Private companies supply them because they can get money for it.

Logic dictates that private companies have more interest in cutting corners or undertreating/rejecting patients since they are the only ones who get something out of doing so.

Also this should probably go in the politics forum so to avoid getting banned for posting in this thread I will now make a cockjoke:

Roosters are also known as cocks. Cock is a synonym for penis. Hahaha.


14.

None

Topic: Will you still be on NG in 5 years?

Posted: 06/11/09 10:35 AM

Forum: General

Most certainly not.


15.

None

Topic: After we die...

Posted: 06/01/09 03:12 PM

Forum: General

After death you most likely fade into non-existance - Atleast this is what I find most likely - But who knows, maybe you dream for a little before you die and the inability to sense anything makes you think said dream goes on for ever. o_o


16.

None

Topic: How does one ingest soup?

Posted: 05/14/09 06:42 PM

Forum: General

I just inhale the fumes.


17.

None

Topic: So I got up early today...

Posted: 05/07/09 06:19 AM

Forum: General

Sometimes I don't go to bed at all, (I do not recommend this) but yes - I do get up early, rangeing from 4 am to 9 am


18.

None

Topic: "Gee, Scott, how much fake blood do

Posted: 05/07/09 06:16 AM

Forum: General

At 5/7/09 01:42 AM, scottmale24 wrote: ...you have for your zombie barbecue?"

"Oh, I unno. About...... THIS MUCH"

How much did all that cost you? O_o


19.

None

Topic: So an asian hobo walked up to me...

Posted: 05/07/09 06:15 AM

Forum: General

Balls of wet cement spingled with rice, wait for them to dry, then hurl them at homeless asians.


20.

None

Topic: Foods you could go for right now.

Posted: 05/07/09 06:12 AM

Forum: General

My grandmother made excellent apple pie before the dementia started affecting her. :(


21.

Winking

Topic: Jizz in my pants...

Posted: 05/04/09 06:51 AM

Forum: General

At 5/4/09 06:29 AM, selena18 wrote: Niiiccceeee.

I wish I had a penis, just so I could experience that!

Cemetaries are full of mostly unused penises that few, if any, would miss.


22.

Expressionless

Topic: sewn doog si swen on

Posted: 04/28/09 01:13 PM

Forum: General

At 4/28/09 01:12 PM, lillefyr wrote: OMG I DID

like the mod...

Bastard - This prooves that newgrounds just can't behave on the forums :(


23.

Crying

Topic: sewn doog si swen on

Posted: 04/28/09 01:12 PM

Forum: General

OH GOD DON'T COMMENT


24.

None

Topic: Is Tom Jewish?

Posted: 03/28/09 05:40 PM

Forum: General

Yes, he's Jewish.


25.

Shouting

Topic: Titanic: The Animated Movie

Posted: 03/25/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

Bush, Hitler, Stalin

Much bad can be said about them, but atleast none of them forced anyone to watch that movie.

Also I want some of those awesome cards o.o


26.

None

Topic: 15 Yr Old Tasered to Death

Posted: 03/23/09 01:20 PM

Forum: General

He was probably gay anyway.


27.

None

Topic: What would you do if your child...

Posted: 03/20/09 11:15 AM

Forum: General

Emphasize the importance of using protection even when you have 'eternal love' and the other one is a virgin too since AIDs stinks.

Then I'd rape him


28.

None

Topic: Lots of suicides

Posted: 03/20/09 11:11 AM

Forum: General

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?


29.

Expressionless

Topic: The worst substitute 4 toilet paper

Posted: 03/20/09 11:07 AM

Forum: General

At 3/20/09 11:05 AM, BenW1996 wrote:
? So ur gonna inject empty air into the bloodstream at ur ass?

I'd simply go with what I'd do with toilet paper and wipe using the needle, which would be quite difficult.

But each to his own

this is a SICK website with SICK people >_>

30.

None

Topic: The worst substitute 4 toilet paper

Posted: 03/20/09 11:05 AM

Forum: General

At 3/20/09 10:52 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Your hands.

When I'm rich I'm going to pay a fat old chinese woman to eat my shit right out of my ass.

D:


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