Danbot and Porn-Dude

There can only be one...

Don't have any planned right now, but last week I saw the Misfits and got to meet Jerry. My brother met some people related to him and they gave us all access passes. So when I told him they said hello from New Jersey, he pats me on the head and says "Thanks for the message... in Sparta we kill the messengers."

Vanilla coke is racist too.

Shits whack yo, for real, friedchickenwatermelon word

The Doors - Unknown Soldier

Alice In Chains - Rooster

I was with my sis in a head on collision once. She messed her arm and knee up a bit. Here's the airbag on her side, if you look you can see a little blood. She was fine though.

At 12/2/09 06:18 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Are your parents divorced?

Yes, but thats America for you though. Of course, my mom always was pretty loose.

At 12/2/09 06:19 PM, Alterius wrote: Maybe

I love you.

Give her a free cheezburger and ask for her number? If that doesn't work.....

RAPE HER

At 12/2/09 04:52 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
For me, I'd say Ray Manzarek of The Doors.

Exactly who I would have said. That and I don't know the names of to many keyboardists.

At 12/2/09 04:58 PM, Jezuz wrote:

Valid point if it weren't for the fact all of this is indeed immature. Go ahead and have your fun, but an alt is just another form of a troll, which is just another form of a pathetic bastard child. Enjoy being so.

I'd think you were against acting immature and having fun if not for the ass on your profile. Hell, I'm not even trolling right now. I only troll here on Friday nights when I have a date with my hand while taking a big ol' shit at the same time using my laptop to piss off internet dweebs like yourself to pass the time till I get up to wipe.

Yeah, I can multitask like that. Kind of a talent of mine.

At 12/2/09 04:43 PM, Jezuz wrote: I like how you assume that everyone will not base a judgment on who you are based upon the only information we have about you.

I like how no matter how obvious it is that this account is an alt, it's been around longer then most of the posters in this thread.

Come on guys. It's like somebody mentions the subject of sex you get all this "ZOMG ur immaure" bullshit. Worst yet it's fucking newgrounds. Pull the cocks out of your asses and lighten up for a change.

I like how everyone assumes I'm 13 years old based on my profile. It's pretty obvious I didn't take my account info serious. They asked this question on the radio this morning and I had to see NG's choices.

At 12/2/09 04:20 PM, megakill wrote: clearly you've never had sex then.

id never touch a game again if it ment i got to keep having sex.

You misread. I asked which one you keep. I said I'd keep the sex... by fucking miles.

You have to give one up forever, so which one do you keep?

Me, I've been a gamer almost since day one... but I'm gonna have to go with the sex.

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her two upper front teeth missing.

At least we know what she wants for Christmas this year.

I'm so clever

Probably the only mod here I liked. The rest of them can lick my nuts. FIG better eventually come back.

At 11/23/09 04:53 AM, bigbadron wrote: glad to see the bbs hasn't changed a bit.

No way pal, park your ass right back in that grave of yours.

No mention of Black Sabbath? For shame.

This

Vinnie Paul Abbott
John Bonham
Dave Lombardo
Elvin Jones
Bobby Blotzer

At 11/21/09 07:40 PM, IamWeird33 wrote: Overall: Iron Maiden
Thrash Metal: Kreator
Prog Metal: Mastodon
Grindcore: Napalm Death
Death Metal: Behemoth
Black Metal: Mayhem
Groove Metal: Overkill (though they are also thrash)
Power Metal: Gamma Ray

There

What this guy said. Except black metal I say Bathory. And wheres the hair bands? For hair metal I say RATT. Fuck anyone who disagrees.

At 11/20/09 04:25 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I think it's disgusting that they quickly skimmed over the fact that the driver was killed like he didn't matter, while they're making a big song and dance about Miley Cyrus who wasn't even on the fucking bus to begin with.

It's only because everyone and their mother knows the little cunt's face right now, not this nameless bus driver. None of us would have even heard about his death if not for the fact that he was driving a celeb's tour bus. If Miley died right now, it would be national news. If your average NGer dies, all they get, if even that, is a memorial thread.

My guess is nerd food, like hot pockets and microwaveable burritos.

Dynamite Hack's Boyz in the hood. Someone had to mention it.

Censorship is great!

At 11/16/09 02:37 AM, Rig wrote: Ever wanted to blow up the mod that banned you to smithereens? Click here for details!

I don't need to visit some lame site to do that......watch out....

Fuck off, this ain't Twitter

At 11/15/09 06:05 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 11/15/09 05:59 AM, FurryOwlet wrote: I love you so much.

whos the fag in the OP's pic & your sig? is he part of some gay internet chan meme??

You're trying to troll us......I like that.....

He put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery and he
Walked on down the hall
And he went into the room where his sister lived
And... then he... paid a visit to his brother, and then he...
He walked on down the hall
And he came to a door
And he looked inside
Father?
"Yes son?"
I want to kill you...
Mother? I want to... FUCK YOU ALL NIGHT