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Response to: i can beat up anybody on this site! Posted October 27th, 2007 in General
At 10/27/07 02:01 PM, b8-2-sk8-h8 wrote: I would totally whoop you into next tuesdays thursday @ 4 p.m.

I'd bring you to Jerry. At the end of the show some dude will stand up and be like "LOL U GOT YER ASS KIK'D BY A GUURRRLLL"

Even Dr. Phil coudln't help you out on this one.

Can you tell I'm watching tv?

Nice comment, but how the fuck do you say your username?

Response to: Share-A-Site Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

Click my signature...

Response to: Awesome idea! Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

I think NG should have it's own gaming platform. And all the flash games as disks. We could call it the shit-box and sell it for $30, each game costing a fraction of a penny, without the lag. It would be awesome.

Response to: vikings > everyone. Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

But they raped our churches, and burned our women!

Response to: Is this Newgrounds? Posted October 26th, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 12:08 PM, PyroflameProductions wrote:
At 10/21/07 02:10 AM, sir-farts-alot wrote: He's just about as likely to read it as I am to not masturbate within the next 36 hours.
Man.. And the chance of you masturbating is pretty damn high.

Damn straight.

Response to: Where'd the back button go? Posted October 26th, 2007 in General
At 10/26/07 04:51 PM, NimbleElephant wrote:
At 10/26/07 04:49 PM, sir-farts-alot wrote: It went up your ass, now read the other like 4 threads about this. Cause you cant really think you're the only one who's noticed.
I didn't see the other threads. And that's why I asked if it was just me. But thanks for being so nice about it.

You're welcome.

Response to: vote five!1 Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

I voted 0. Hope you dont mind.

Response to: Where'd the back button go? Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

It went up your ass, now read the other like 4 threads about this. Cause you cant really think you're the only one who's noticed.

Response to: I'm sick newgrounds :( Posted October 26th, 2007 in General

When I laugh at Hobo's in the park. Their misfortune always cheers me up.

Response to: I'm introducing someone to the bbs Posted October 26th, 2007 in General
At 10/26/07 04:29 PM, tyguy920 wrote: i'm happy cuz to day is a day in a week

My advice, you'd get along better with 99% of the Newgrounds users if you didn't post random/not meme content.

That would count as both.

Response to: Books. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Atlantis Found by Clive Cussler.

Response to: Mystery song's Name/Artist? Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Yeah man, I'm sorry I just cant find it... Now you got it stuck in my head.

Response to: Your favorite porn star. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Myself.

Response to: Hitler wasnt a vegetarian Posted October 21st, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 12:25 PM, Chiklay4 wrote:
At 10/21/07 12:23 PM, ripmycat wrote: the twentieth century's worst dictator,
actually it wasn't the twentieth century dumbass

and also he wasn't the worst

HE WAS THE BEST

Actually, it was the 20th century. 1939-1945. So yeah, you fail.

Response to: newgrounds got a beating Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Supposed "Rules"

# Yes, your joke HAS been done before.
# An apple a day does NOT keep a doctor away, only garlic will.
# A n00b is an asshole user, a newb, however, is a Jedi Knight.

Response to: Be one of the 300 Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

I've been following this for about 2 months now, along with my normal workout and at first it really drains you. Almost to the point of total muscle failure (look it up) so I suggest drop nomal workout (if you have one) and do only this.

Response to: mod Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

They dont exist. There's simply people who blow tom and get a special Yellow backgrounds, for the piss he sprayed in their face afterwards.

Response to: Runescape... Oh Runescape... Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Thats a lot of dots in the circle up there...

Response to: It is not October. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 10:04 AM, fuzzies wrote: actually, it's Cocktober.

Somehow, I saw that coming...

Response to: Things we can learn on Youtube Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

I spent the whole of about... 21 seconds on it. I thought it was worth it.

Response to: I'm sexier than all of you. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 02:43 AM, Frank wrote:
At 10/21/07 02:38 AM, sir-farts-alot wrote: You're one sexy bitch.

Not really. You're one retarded bitch though.
I'm still a bitch and that's more than you'll ever be.

I was not aware that being a bitch was a good thing.

Response to: Newgrounds... Posted October 21st, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 02:54 AM, Mechabloby wrote: MOAR LIEK OLDGROUNDS, AMIRITE?

No.

Response to: Uma Thurman nipple lol Posted October 21st, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 02:52 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote:
At 10/21/07 02:50 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:
At 10/21/07 02:38 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote:
At 10/21/07 02:31 AM, Zen444 wrote: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FEET!?
QUENTIN TARANTINO HAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING CHIN.
NOT TO MENTION FOREHEAD.
I AM A BANANA

Nice use of rejected, I love that stuff... and it's crazy randomness.

Response to: Things we can learn on Youtube Posted October 21st, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 02:54 AM, Zanarchy wrote:
At 10/21/07 02:51 AM, sir-farts-alot wrote: It can teach us how to fail a topic.

Prime example.
Fucking epic. And oh so true.

Thanks.

Response to: Oh, Damn you Counter-strike!!! Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Thats a good one.

Response to: Things we can learn on Youtube Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

It can teach us how to fail a topic.

Prime example.

Response to: Your last meal? Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Nothing, but my second to last would be Mashed potatoes with some chicken cut up and thrown in.

Response to: Cats. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

Like all other Asian food, they're not all the filling.

Response to: I'm sexier than all of you. Posted October 21st, 2007 in General

You're one sexy bitch.

Not really. You're one retarded bitch though.

Response to: Uma Thurman nipple lol Posted October 21st, 2007 in General
At 10/21/07 02:33 AM, Zen444 wrote:
At 10/21/07 02:32 AM, sir-farts-alot wrote: It's like... who cares at this point. If I wanted to see some ape nipple I'd go to the ghetto.
Fixed for you.

No need to shank me.

Nice one.

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