943 Forum Posts by "sir-farts-alot"
It's like Christmas! Better to give than to receve. (I dont care if anyones said that before me.)
Newground's is Vanuatu, Because nobody knows what it is until they've been there.
Im not sure, maybe some piano wire and/or .357 Magnum.
At 7/10/07 11:28 AM, Grimfenix wrote: Whats wrong with ebaums?
the fact that they kill babies. <== So old.
Because the grass is greener on the other side.
That's called lies, kids.
all jokes aside I would ask
"Can I have more questions, if no, do not answer" and since he has to answer is will be a yes. therfore I get more questions and can ask "Is that hitlet over there!?!?!?!"
It would either be "Is this a dumb question?" or "Why, if we were all born from 2 people, are we not horiably inbred, or did you create evolution to prevent this?"
Either way the answer would probably be "piss off!"
In the screens, and I've had the same problem, there is a thin layer of glass, that could have dust on it which blocks some of the colors from going though, leaving just blue. The best thing to do is either let it clear it's self out, or shake it violently and/or throw it against a wall.
For one, I was shocked by this tragedy and pissed at it's label of "Massacre" it's more like a rampage if you ask me. But what really caught my attention was that 31 of the Killings and all 29 of the Injuries were in "Norris Hall" as if we needed a reminder of Chuck Norris' lethality, now halls named after him are deadly... But really, What's your opnion on this? Was it 2 seperate un connected shootings? Why did the guy do it? What would you have done? There's so many questions to answer i just want to hear from you wheter it be "That guy must have been really pissed" to a lenghtly paragrapgh explaining your feelings about it. I would also like to know if you guys have ever thought about shooting up your school. Thanks In advanced. Oh, and also the death counts up to 33 for those of you who live in a cave with internet connection and a computor.
I'm in. Not in you, thats messed up. On second thought, i'll just watch it at home.
At 3/31/07 01:29 PM, snayk wrote: Perfect. Just make some observations, and from the data you collect, create bullshit data that could seem to correspond.
I love that idea, but am I IN Love with it?
At 3/31/07 12:35 PM, WilliWowza wrote: It photoshopped you dum dums.
No shit sherlock.
At 3/31/07 01:22 PM, snayk wrote: I doubt your project can be very hard. Is this supposed to be a research paper or more of an experiment?
We have to observe animals and see if there's any relation to like a movement and a reaction. Like say one nods it's head twice we have to write that down and take down the reaction aswell, and compare it to see if it's random action or constant action. Which I guess I could do now, cause I got 9 snakes, 4 bearded Dragons, 3 armadillo Lizards and 6 tortises. And a cat. I gots one observation already "When cat meows, it makes a sound; Constant"
At 3/31/07 01:20 PM, shomaho wrote: tell your teacher that you did'nt do the project but instead learned a very important life lesson during the break: To get your work done and THEN have fun.
Then take summer school >:[
Who the fuck said I was having fun?
All weeks it's been info-mercials after 3, so i have to watch movies or somthing that i've seen a dozen times. And getting to 3 is insane cause all the good stuff on TV is over at 1 or 2. This has been the least fun ever had by anyone, and I have nothing to show for it.
I didnt even know that stuff came censored... What a sick and twisted mind to censor such a gift. Oh, yall here that they're opening 2 girls gone wild resturants in cancun and some other place?
I was suposed to be doing my science project, an animal study thing over spring break. But insted I've been staying up till 6am and sleeping till like 5 all week. It's due on Monday so either I do a week of study in 2 days, or take the F, what should I do newgrounds? Oh and if you dont do this, I have to take summer school.
you're suposedly 28 and still obey your parents? I'm 14 and I do what ever the fuck I want. No really, I do.
At 3/25/07 09:03 AM, Plytanium wrote: OOO...oral
lol
Beat me to it...
At 3/17/07 01:29 PM, Hellraiser wrote:At 3/16/07 01:55 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Who doesn't hate Jesus?ummm.... Jesus?
Those kids at "Sex is for fags!" website.
At 3/17/07 01:25 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote: Bonus minutes are not overtime. If someone pledges 50 dollars as a new pledge, we get 15 minutes of bonus minutes. So, we'd work 1 hour and get paid for 1 hr and 15 minutes, if we only got one 50 dollar pledge. We get 7.15 an hour.
Which is still about $1.30 under minimum wage.
At 3/17/07 01:21 PM, Ytangon wrote: Where the fuck have you been? Stormreach came out over 2 years ago...
for real? I just found out about it like last week... Guess thats what happens when you're on the hunt for manbearpig.
At 3/17/07 01:12 PM, EcilaSrennah wrote:
I'm pissed off about this, since I had about two hours of bonus minutes that I didn't get paid for (which is almost 15 dollars).
you only get paid $7.50 an hour in overtime? What they did aint illegal but that's way below minimum wage which is very illegal.
At 3/17/07 01:07 PM, Kahuna wrote: If there was truley a loving god in heaven, D&D online would never have existed, I salute the brave nerds who have the guts to play a shitty game that will eat up their entire life, They will never have any friends, they will forget how great fresh air is, they will develop alergies to anything other than mold and basement air. And while i will do everything i can to stop this monstrosity those nerds can only help themselves at this time, mabye oneday... one day there will be no D&D period, and the nerds can focus on the more important things in life, like owning a pet, or getting laid, or doing something completly insegnificant.
*american flag waves in the background*
If only it were so... but acording to "Gameinformer magazine" it is the 3rd most popular mmorpg online, bested only by WoW and Runescape. We must all train to become 1337 h4x0rs and stop this plauge once and for all. or beter yet become 1337 scientest, travel back in time and kill it's designer. I've already lost 2 family members to this, my Uncle Jeff, and cousin John. It's tearing future famalies apart, just look at it and it's highly detailed graphics no nerd on earth could resist it. We must destroy this "Game".
*tanks and soldiers in the background*
Muffy P.: "OHMIGOD, like, Iron Hymen taught me to respect myself way too much to ever let some hairy creep hock man-lugies on my Godly cervix like it's some gross subway platform!"
YOU'RE A FAT ASS THAT NO ONE WOLD WANT TO PLEASURE WITH A 14 FOOT POLE LET ALONE A FOOT LONG DICK!
caps = anger
If this is true, only nerds must be straight.
At 3/17/07 01:00 PM, Jackrabbit-slims wrote: if you are so worried why dont you hax0r their b0x0rz?
because tehy iz t3h 1337 h4x0rs. and i think they even have a 1339 h4x0r. and I only is a 1331 h4x0r.
It sounds better with dramatic music playin in the background... not like the "the world will end in 2 weeks" dramatic music but the like "the world will end in 3 seconds if you cut the wrong wire" dramatic music.
Now, not only will nerds never leave their mother's basement...
.Behold the Anti Christ They will cut off all contact with the outside world as they no longer need friends and a board game to play, thus completly removing these kids chance to ever get laid. This may even become worse than the World of Warcraft epidemic and Manbearpig put together. This is a time that we all need to come together and banish this abomination for all.
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