At 11/23/09 05:47 PM, FBIpolux wrote: That lots and lots and lots and lots of trains!

I pissed my self at the end.

Oh well.

OP is blatantly lying, the Army (nor any other branch, as far as I know) does not offer basic training outside of the U.S.

The fact that he claims to be "trained to protect convoys as a sniper" is also obvious bullshit that he got from some video game.

Money, I don't even know what love is.

lol i herd demons was like bad guys and stuff but i guess thats a matter of baby fucking

Oh, I get the question now.

I like to think of how much of an asshole I have been, and discuss with myself future ways to out-do myself in that respect.

At 11/9/09 02:48 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: I only perform sex in the missionary position with my spouse with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.

You are a sick mother fucker.

What in the fuck are you asking?

No ma' fucka, we needs dem picz, son.

Maybe it was just a joke?

Idunnolol

I hate that fucking mouse.

Poor Tom, just trying to do his job, and that fucking mouse always fucks everything up.

Fuck him.

At 11/8/09 07:35 PM, Sensationalism wrote: If I could, I'd be the opposite sex for longer than a day. I'd just do normal stuff really.

I agree, I'd be interested in seeing what an average day was like, and what was and wasn't different.

Too bad you didn't die, eh?

Nobody cares about women until they're hungry or horny anyways.

But I don't know who you are, so it doesn't affect me. Yay!

At 11/5/09 01:15 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/5/09 01:13 AM, 372 wrote:

Lol, they had it coming.

Woe.

That's 'shopped.

Everyone knows Native Americans don't exist.

Squidward isn't white, he's bluish.

Not only that, but he's an octopus...

Also, this isn't even the funny kind of racism. This just sucks ass.

At 11/3/09 08:03 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: I mean, really now? Stabbing a baby right in the face is downright wrong.

Yeah, anywhere but the face.

She looks absolutely nothing like she used to, which is kind of odd, I guess.

Also, blondes are hawt.

At 11/4/09 12:51 AM, gradenator wrote:
Consider:
Pornography (team up with Masturbation for a double whammy)

This wasn't even funny, yet for some reason I still laughed.

Also, I don't understand addiction. As far as I can tell, I've never been addicted to anything, so I can't say I know what it's like.

That's gray.

Getcho eyes checked, boi.

I don't drink coffee because it doesn't seem to do shit.

I drink a fuckload of tea, though.

Anyone who puts sugar in tea can lick my taint.

Fuck off, Sensationalism.

I hope someone makes you suck a big, sweaty, throbbing dick.

But happy birthday!

At 11/2/09 03:33 PM, Evark wrote: Well, you're gonna have to help me out here a bit first: what's uncool like? How do you know when you're uncool?

Actually, I'm pretty sure you're the epitome of uncool.

At 11/2/09 04:11 AM, formulario wrote: well have fun killing people
after all they deserve it rigth?

You are the worst kind of idiot.

At 11/2/09 03:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Once you become a parent, you are automatically rendered uncool.

What about when you keep having kids just because you have a fetish for killing new-born babies?

When your name is Sinitech.

I'm pretty sure most of you are out of luck.

There's no such thing as an unbiased debate when it comes to this subject, the legality of Marijuana seems like a pointless topic to me.

Just like religion.

Being born.

Shit is so lame.

That was horrible.

This idea is horrible.

You should feel horrible.

I've not once met someone that has never heard of Beastie Boys.

I don't like them, though.