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The coolest thing? posting on this topic.

Ehm, PC Gaming wins, why? cause PCs last longer and you can download the games, not buy them.
While you gotta buy consoles and buy the games, and buy the movies, and buy the songs, and buy the shit, and buy the videos, and buy the pr0nz, and buy the crapload, yeah, PC wins.

If you agree with me, you don't suck.

At 10/12/10 04:28 PM, Timmy wrote: I'm always surprised when I come across someone who has not yet heard of The Onion.

And I'm disappointed when people believe their obviously satirical news stories.

I am surprised and disappointed.

Yeah me too, I'm glad I'm not one of them!

Wow. This is definitely the best sig i've ever made, period.

Hey! the signature is awesome, thanks bro!, but i kind of wanted a more empty COLD space. The one you made for me is too hot and red, oh and the text color has to be white(i know i said red, but white's better).

Thanks.

So it's true what they say about americans believing the onion

I'm not an American, ya douche.

You've never watched the Onion, it's all a joke and quite frankly it's fucking hilarious.

No i haven't. And i actually agree with you.

Well, that's what you get for being a fucktard.

Justin Bieber is a 51-year-old pedophile, seriously? god dammit, why wasn't this true.
Oh yeah, here's the video.
It was all a joke. Fuck you onion.

No hun, there is no Smile.Jpg hun, i love you hun.

I want a sig :D ,
I want my name to stand out, on the center, and i want the signature to be extraordinary, maybe some relative to the space and death. My name has to glow red, thanks.

Nice job apple, now everybody in the NG BBS is going to try to steal your future wife. Like me.

About 71 billion years.

I think i beat the record.

At 10/7/10 05:24 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Control Panel > Look for mouse settings.

Why the hell would your arm be touching the touchpad?

When you're typing, your arms are insanely close to the touchpad, coincidence? no.

When I'm typing, my pointer is looking in another way, away from where I'm typing, so when my arm touches a little bit of the touchpad, the pointer clicks where it was pointing, making what i typed a total mess.
I don't know how to make the touchpad like LESS SENSITIVE, any tips? oh and, before i installed Windows 7, the touchpad wasn't so god damn sensitive. That's why i haven't made this topic before.

Also, bears...

At 10/6/10 03:36 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: And yet that whole post you were practically supporting his ignorant views.

In fact I don't even know who Jerry is. Go to hell.

You were the one who wrote that the show was "dangerous."

Shut up ya douche.

At 10/6/10 03:29 PM, ChrisLovejoy wrote: Don't you EVER insult that show. Also you are saying that being gay is something all children should avoid. I don't know if you realize this.

The show was made for infants or babies because it was colorful and had entertaining characters. Do you ohnestly think that children that age would give a shit if one of them has a purse?

Reverend Jerry Falwell was the guy who insisted Tinky Winky was gay, not me you son of a motherfuc--

The Teletubbies were a pretty weird show. I remember watching it as a kid, and i think i liked it. But after some research on the internet, I confirm that "The Teletubbies" show is not educational, in fact dangerous. Some of you may ask, why was it canceled ; In 2001, production was canceled and it was announced that no new episodes would be produced. Rumors linking it to Gay Pride.
Well the thing is, there was a teletubby that was considered gay by the Reverend Jerry Falwell. It was Tinky Winky, the purple teletubby, with a triangle-shaped antenna who often carried a purse, this was damaging children's morals by modeling a gay life style.

So what is your opinion on The Teletubbies? Do you think the children would still love it, if it haven't been canceled?

Discuss.

Quick! grab a water bottle and throw it at him. Then he's gonna stop acting and being like JB.

Bears...

Whatever you do, don't click the red button. Click the green one.

What kind of school is that.

*dies*

I've been waiting for this moment ALL OF MY LIFE. God I'm so happy.

The secret is heroin.

Already tried that, it made it taste like all the drugs together.

It seems to be, Newgrounders drool for these sugary and stuffed cakes, called a Cupcaek.
Now tell me, Newgrounds. Whats so good about these "Cupcaeks"?

Since all of you are experienced graduated professional nerds, i must know why are those cupcaeks so good, what makes them so special? some.. super ingredient? Hurry up peeps, i need to finish my math homework for god sake ;|

Time = $

Life is pointless, we're all pointless, we have absolutely no value, we don't exist, we're just ordinary persons who are "beta-testing" the life. Our rating? 0 of 10. Once you die, you finished your beta-testing project, then you go straight to heaven to wait those years till the judgment day comes, then you'll arrive at the new life, created by various Gods of different universes. You will then reincarnate into a bear, you'll have sexual contact with other male or female bears and you'll have kids -- Conclusion: You'll live happily ever after.

If you don't believe me or this theory, you go straight to hell. What is Hell? its a garbage disposal for those who didn't respect the beta-testing, and actually disrespected everything. Also, the garbage disposal never stops, there's no on and off button for that, nu-uh.

What are religions? I don't care, if you're an atheist, uh... whatever, bears ftw.

Bears....

Weed makes you smarter.

I thought Erections made you smarted, but it looks like you outsmarted me.

It's Newgrounds in 2003!, also I got Windows 7, beat that.

Bears...

At 10/3/10 10:02 PM, NiNjabaNaNa wrote: Wat was ACTA trying to do again?

Absolutely.... nothing.

Yeah, everybody doesn't give a shit about it, and its now falling into its own trap, ACTA will never happen, just some bullshit so you get scared.
If you don't give a shit about ACTA, leave a comment.

I work since i was in my mommy's tummy.

Does anyone want to help me?

No.