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Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted March 26th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I used to have a gold whistle but they took it away for some reason. :(

Response to: Fred :[ Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

I tried to laugh, I tried to believe it's funny, but I couldn't.

Fred... you suck.

Response to: Worst band in the world. Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

Worst Band In The World: Jonas Brothers'

Seriously.

Response to: The Legend Of Zelda Games Timeline Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

I already watched the retrospective. I guess that's the most accurate timeline.

Response to: America doesn't know English? Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

They're from America. Doesn't that say enough?

Response to: ;:+++Autsim Club+++;: Posted March 25th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 3/25/09 09:20 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: What ways do you show autsim behaviour?

I'd like to point out that people with "autsim" are very logical.
Jokes that don't make sense often leaves them confused.

Response to: ;:+++Autsim Club+++;: Posted March 25th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I like it how the topic title is spelled wrong. It's a bit insulting but I can deal with it.

I've been diagnosed and they told me I have Asperger syndrome.
I'm a very social person, and I'm very intelligent.

So any asshole who says people with autism are retarded, are just plain wrong.
They obviously took Rain Man a little too seriously.

Response to: That Guy With The Glasses Club Posted March 25th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Just like Doug said, the creators of this awful movie probably didn't realize that the Titanic is a real event.

HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
(even though thousands of other people died along with the ship, who cares about them, right??

Response to: That Guy With The Glasses Club Posted March 25th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Doug is such an awesome dude. He's original and funny. I'm joining the club!

Response to: +++The Zombie Survival Crew+++ Posted March 25th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

I'm afraid this topic will die during the zombie apocalypse.

Response to: Video Game Consoles Obsolete Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/25/09 08:19 AM, Shreddy wrote: is it just me or is the onlive controller a massive rip off of the xbox360 and ps3 controllers combined?

So? The Sega Master System controller was a huge rip off from the NES controller.

BTW, to properly play the games you need a controller which is similar enough.
You wouldn't play Halo 3 with an Atari controller, would you?

Response to: Video Game Consoles Obsolete Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

Maybe the system will fail and as a result, fall into obscurity.

Hey, you all know what happened to the phantom

Response to: My dog... Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/25/09 08:09 AM, blackattackbitch wrote: Your dog is a lazy old bitch!

I c wut u did thar

Response to: You Fuckers Need Better Books. Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/25/09 08:01 AM, VigorBalloon wrote:
At 3/25/09 07:34 AM, simsam114 wrote: Well kids are nowadays like "OMG reading books is for nerds"
Unless it's Twilight.

I've read a few of the books mentioned in this thread, (Maus, Animal Farm, and To Kill a Mockingbird) and I didn't find anything wrong with them, even though I had to read them for school. However a lot of the required reading books are a pain to get through.

That's Ironic, they read the shittiest books, yet they refuse to read other books.

Response to: zombie survival Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/25/09 07:55 AM, UnHoLy1986 wrote: Dawn of the dead seems to be a good "exemple" of what to do... Well I think... we'll never know unless there really is a Zombie outbreak someday :O

Well, a zombie outbreak is no longer fiction. There could be a virus which could infect a lot of people, turning them into deadly predators.

Resident Evil's T-virus, despite of the mutations, does sound like it could exist.

Response to: America VS Britain Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/25/09 07:54 AM, Rebbay wrote: Once again, Australia is put in the corner.

Australia is welcome too ^^

Response to: America VS Britain Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

I can't stand people arguements about which country is better.

Both awesome countries.

Response to: zombie survival Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

There's only one thing I need, and that's a SHOTGUN.

I'm going to blow their heads off, one by one. A chainsaw would help, too.

Response to: Children Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/25/09 07:26 AM, Aci6 wrote:
At 3/24/09 11:12 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: Two words: Condoms and abortions.
With Catholics being so present in the world and morals coming into mind along side abortions, these are not wholey effective. Also, the talk of 'not having kids' needs to be extended. Why? Why shouldn't people have kids? Did one upset the OP?

Well, people still like to believe in their non-existent "god".
It's just something for them to believe in, to ensure success in their pathetic lives.

That's what happens when these primitive minds take control: no abortions.
Abortions are a good option for unwanted babies. We already have enough annoying kids to deal with.

Anyway: Religion is primitive. It's okay to believe that somebody created Earth in 7 days ages ago, but not now, when there's obvious proof it wasn't. Get with the times.

Response to: Why waste your life? Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/25/09 12:58 AM, Michaelas10 wrote: Why are there so many people these days that choose to waste their lives? To live off their parents salaries and pension, to live in their house simply because they spoiled you and now feel bad for you? Never go outside, spend most of your day sitting online, playing some sort of MMORPG, or even worse, Second Life? Grow lonely, depressed, feel intense anxiety and hide in your room the moment your parents have visitors or when the door is left slightly opened and the world catches a glimpse of your ugly, pale face?

I don't get it.

Still, the primary option for wasting your life is to listen to shitty ass music like the Jonas Brothers.
And no, I don't play MMORPGs.

Response to: You Fuckers Need Better Books. Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

Well kids are nowadays like "OMG reading books is for nerds", it's hard to make them read something.
Kids don't read or take the effort to learn something, like learning a new language, for example.
Hell, most kids already have trouble with their own language, so why bother with other languages?

My primary language is Dutch, and I could already write and speak English fluently since I was 12.
I doubt American kids could learn another language when they were 12, honestly.

Response to: Castle Crashers is Game of the Year Posted March 25th, 2009 in NG News

Hooray! <3 Castle Crashers

Response to: If you could ask a drunk NG regular Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

Are you still drunk?

Response to: We are no Longer a Site. Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

NG is a nice community. Sure, there are some real idiots around here, but most users here are awesome people.

I'm glad to have been part of this community for 4 years now. Long live Newgrounds!

Response to: Enjoy The B B S While It Lasts Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

At 3/20/09 09:52 PM, TomFulp wrote: Sorry guys he's right.

What? No way! :(

Response to: Children Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

Stop having kids? So we all go extinct? Screw that.

On the other hand... If you read a few youtube comments, you already lost faith in the human race.

Some people should've been aborted. Like Twilight fans, we don't need those.

Response to: Replace M16's Now Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

You know nothing about guns.

Response to: English Accent Posted March 25th, 2009 in General

When I want to annoy people, I speak in a British accent.

Response to: No Way!! (portal Defender Related) Posted March 15th, 2009 in General

Yes! I beat him with LilJim. I also used no bombs so I got another medal.

I also didn't eat the red organs displayed in the "vegan" picture, but I didn't get the medal.
But if you really have to eat guts, then why the hell isn't it a picture of a pile of guts? Seriously.

No Way!! (portal Defender Related) Posted March 15th, 2009 in General

There I was fighting the final boss, and right at the moment he was defeated and sent back into the abyss, I DIED! I lost the game even though I beat him.

Now that sucks.