690 Forum Posts by "simsam114"
I used to have a gold whistle but they took it away for some reason. :(
I tried to laugh, I tried to believe it's funny, but I couldn't.
Fred... you suck.
Worst Band In The World: Jonas Brothers'
Seriously.
I already watched the retrospective. I guess that's the most accurate timeline.
They're from America. Doesn't that say enough?
At 3/25/09 09:20 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: What ways do you show autsim behaviour?
I'd like to point out that people with "autsim" are very logical.
Jokes that don't make sense often leaves them confused.
I like it how the topic title is spelled wrong. It's a bit insulting but I can deal with it.
I've been diagnosed and they told me I have Asperger syndrome.
I'm a very social person, and I'm very intelligent.
So any asshole who says people with autism are retarded, are just plain wrong.
They obviously took Rain Man a little too seriously.
Just like Doug said, the creators of this awful movie probably didn't realize that the Titanic is a real event.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
(even though thousands of other people died along with the ship, who cares about them, right??
Doug is such an awesome dude. He's original and funny. I'm joining the club!
I'm afraid this topic will die during the zombie apocalypse.
At 3/25/09 08:19 AM, Shreddy wrote: is it just me or is the onlive controller a massive rip off of the xbox360 and ps3 controllers combined?
So? The Sega Master System controller was a huge rip off from the NES controller.
BTW, to properly play the games you need a controller which is similar enough.
You wouldn't play Halo 3 with an Atari controller, would you?
Maybe the system will fail and as a result, fall into obscurity.
Hey, you all know what happened to the phantom
At 3/25/09 08:09 AM, blackattackbitch wrote: Your dog is a lazy old bitch!
I c wut u did thar
At 3/25/09 08:01 AM, VigorBalloon wrote:At 3/25/09 07:34 AM, simsam114 wrote: Well kids are nowadays like "OMG reading books is for nerds"Unless it's Twilight.
I've read a few of the books mentioned in this thread, (Maus, Animal Farm, and To Kill a Mockingbird) and I didn't find anything wrong with them, even though I had to read them for school. However a lot of the required reading books are a pain to get through.
That's Ironic, they read the shittiest books, yet they refuse to read other books.
At 3/25/09 07:55 AM, UnHoLy1986 wrote: Dawn of the dead seems to be a good "exemple" of what to do... Well I think... we'll never know unless there really is a Zombie outbreak someday :O
Well, a zombie outbreak is no longer fiction. There could be a virus which could infect a lot of people, turning them into deadly predators.
Resident Evil's T-virus, despite of the mutations, does sound like it could exist.
At 3/25/09 07:54 AM, Rebbay wrote: Once again, Australia is put in the corner.
Australia is welcome too ^^
I can't stand people arguements about which country is better.
Both awesome countries.
There's only one thing I need, and that's a SHOTGUN.
I'm going to blow their heads off, one by one. A chainsaw would help, too.
At 3/25/09 07:26 AM, Aci6 wrote:At 3/24/09 11:12 PM, YourFutureMaster wrote: Two words: Condoms and abortions.With Catholics being so present in the world and morals coming into mind along side abortions, these are not wholey effective. Also, the talk of 'not having kids' needs to be extended. Why? Why shouldn't people have kids? Did one upset the OP?
Well, people still like to believe in their non-existent "god".
It's just something for them to believe in, to ensure success in their pathetic lives.
That's what happens when these primitive minds take control: no abortions.
Abortions are a good option for unwanted babies. We already have enough annoying kids to deal with.
Anyway: Religion is primitive. It's okay to believe that somebody created Earth in 7 days ages ago, but not now, when there's obvious proof it wasn't. Get with the times.
At 3/25/09 12:58 AM, Michaelas10 wrote: Why are there so many people these days that choose to waste their lives? To live off their parents salaries and pension, to live in their house simply because they spoiled you and now feel bad for you? Never go outside, spend most of your day sitting online, playing some sort of MMORPG, or even worse, Second Life? Grow lonely, depressed, feel intense anxiety and hide in your room the moment your parents have visitors or when the door is left slightly opened and the world catches a glimpse of your ugly, pale face?
I don't get it.
Still, the primary option for wasting your life is to listen to shitty ass music like the Jonas Brothers.
And no, I don't play MMORPGs.
Well kids are nowadays like "OMG reading books is for nerds", it's hard to make them read something.
Kids don't read or take the effort to learn something, like learning a new language, for example.
Hell, most kids already have trouble with their own language, so why bother with other languages?
My primary language is Dutch, and I could already write and speak English fluently since I was 12.
I doubt American kids could learn another language when they were 12, honestly.
Hooray! <3 Castle Crashers
Are you still drunk?
NG is a nice community. Sure, there are some real idiots around here, but most users here are awesome people.
I'm glad to have been part of this community for 4 years now. Long live Newgrounds!
At 3/20/09 09:52 PM, TomFulp wrote: Sorry guys he's right.
What? No way! :(
Stop having kids? So we all go extinct? Screw that.
On the other hand... If you read a few youtube comments, you already lost faith in the human race.
Some people should've been aborted. Like Twilight fans, we don't need those.
When I want to annoy people, I speak in a British accent.
Yes! I beat him with LilJim. I also used no bombs so I got another medal.
I also didn't eat the red organs displayed in the "vegan" picture, but I didn't get the medal.
But if you really have to eat guts, then why the hell isn't it a picture of a pile of guts? Seriously.
There I was fighting the final boss, and right at the moment he was defeated and sent back into the abyss, I DIED! I lost the game even though I beat him.
Now that sucks.

