If you were elected president what would be the most important policy change you would put into place and why?

what date do the power of three games get released?

id be a tortoise they live the longest.

Id just chill around all day watching tele

If you were reincarnated after dieing what animal would you chose to come back as and why? Also would you chose to keep all your memories or come back with a fresh slate?

At 6/13/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote: The last of the elite line of assassins that was government funded but was shut down once some of the assassins started getting killed and their bodies showing up as robotic. After the project is shut down in style (the government ending all of the remains assassins to wipe out the biggest drug operation in the world) only one remains thought they are unware of it's presence. They are aware of it's presence once the people who started showing his brothers bodies to the public (which lead to the fall of the project) start dying mysteriously from gunshot wounds. After the government finds one of the robots are alive they hunt him down so the project doesn't get anymore publicity.
He eventually finds his way to an island with an magnetic field (so it doesn't show up on radars) that houses a beast that the same government put there for the good of mankind.

this idea was a great one well done i really enjoyed this concept, you should make it¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im liking some of the random idea but as of yet i dont think any one has been truely inventive

Okay guys I want to know who is the most inventive newgrounder. Okay no cheating from the moment you read this sentence you have 1 minute at most to come up with an original idea for a flash something which is funny or whatever or come up with an invention which is totally original and post it here.

my idea was ice cream which doesnt melt in heat

whats yours

Would you help someone die if they were in immense pain, only asking as i heard that a mother and father had their son euthanised due to the fact he broke his back and was paralysed from the waste down. I personally wouldn't help someone to die no matter how much pain they were in due to both potential criminal convictions and because you never know when science is going to make a cure for something. What do you guys think

Just thought id add that if time travel were possible we would have already met time travelers from the future so clearly as we have not then time travel isn't possible

try cannabis poison its to die for all you do is mix a little bit of cannabis with poison and put it in the oven remove and enjoy!

At 6/10/09 04:53 PM, Ironosaur wrote: This is the truth:

Time travel is impossible to achieve.

that is a contradiction because if time travel were impossible to achieve there would be no time hence no universe the mere presence of the Universe means time travel is possible

what is a garbage whistle status? is it good or the worst one u can have?

Im on the sight for arounds 2-3 hours a night arounds 6-9 pm In terms of newgrounds time. The only kind of moderator i would like to be is a review moderator. I like reading good honest reviews almost as much as i like seeing stupid counter-productive reviews deleted. I think if someone has put the time and effort into making a flash movie and you make the choice to review it, you should put time and effort into the review you are writing.

I dont mind if someone zeroes a flash movie as long as they have a valid reason for doing so, and explain their reason in a well manoured reasonable fashion. What i cant stand is reviews like this "shit flash boring" or "waist of 2 minutes of my life" if someone has a genuine problem with the artistic content expressed within a flash movie thats fine with me but i cant stand rude generic responses. People who submit flash to newgrounds are the reason why this site is so great, therefore it is only fair to make sure reviews left on their work are of a reasonable standard and can help the artist improve his/her work or give praise where praise is due.

If i were a moderator i would only want to be a review one and i would delete reviews which were purely garbage and a serious breach of the rules. I would focus my attention on the portal on recently submitted flashes. Dont forget some flashes only get 4 reviews or less, if someone has put time and effort into their work they deserve some respectable reviews not some idiot who has no idea about flash writing a pile of junk for no other reason than to get a response from the author.

Wow having read what i wrote back im sorry if i sounded a little crazy!

just wanna say happy mothers day mom

At 5/3/09 11:31 AM, EJRProductions wrote:

At 5/3/09 11:28 AM, xscoot wrote: 16MB? It better be good, otherwise Tom won't allow it.

By the looks of his submission scores, it might be. Unless he voted 5 on his movies a lot.

i never vote on my own movies lol (well okay maybe once when they are in the awaiting judgment stage) lol

At 5/3/09 11:14 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: I think you need to contact one of the staff for that.

which staff member mate, thanks for informing me

At 5/3/09 11:13 AM, Deadclever23 wrote:

At 5/3/09 11:11 AM, SiMpSoN-bRuVaS wrote: thanks thats a good idea, cheers but i think the file will corrupt the fla is 200 mb or so

Woah, big size...
What are you making to get it so big?

ive been working on it for over a year its alot of frame by frame and has 3 songs in it.

At 5/3/09 11:10 AM, Deathcon7 wrote: Reconsider your approach. You've obviously got optimization issues. If you've got a large sound file but you're only using 2 seconds of that sound, go and cut the sound up. Optimize bitmaps as well. Worse case scenario, split the project up into 2 8mb swfs and submit it as two parts.

thanks thats a good idea, cheers but i think the file will corrupt the fla is 200 mb or so

is there a way i can submit a 16mb to newgrounds? i need some advice as i can compress it anymore. thanks alot!

At 5/3/09 11:00 AM, Chickumbleh wrote: Is all of the audio compressed?

yea i did that but its 16mb swf.

any suggestions on how i can make it smaller other than audio? ty

what can i do its to big to submit.. its 16 mega bite. thanks

hi i need voice actors for my ff7 parody flash movie. Heres the script. if you would like to help me out message me with the lines to lhu04dms@hotmail.co.uk or contact me via newgrounds. Ill credit you in the flash thanks alot!!!!

FF7 ACTORS PART 1

SCENE 1

(Sephiroth) Tifa... you're the main reason I've been out of work for so many years, you dirty drug addicted mule! I've just been on the phone with my agent, and Square enix are thinking about making a final fantasy 7 sequel ...but wont sign up to it without you on the ticket.

(Tifa) I don't feel so good...

(Sephiroth)I mean just look at you. Your so disgusting now, unless you stop taking drugs you will ruin my chance at a return to glory! I mean don't you remember your hay days, when you looked so totally Hot?

(Tifa) Just get me some drugs please, just one more hit and ill be ready to start filming the sequel ...trust me Sephiroth... (said tiredly)

(Sephiroth) No I won't get you a hit, but I will hit you you disgusting drug addicted filth bag! Either you clean your self up, or ill kill you they way I killed aeries!

SCENE 2
(Cloud) Okay guys look, I've just got of the phone with Sephiroth and there's a possibility that a final fantasy seven sequel is going to be released.

(RED X) Oh my god I'm so happy! I'll finally be able to buy myself a new collar and lead so you guys can take me walkies!

(Barret) Shut your blabbering doggy! I'm your master an' any money you makes goes to me! If you don't like it ill ride you bear back again!

(Vincent) Cloud are you sure about this? Why do they want us? Why don't they just use C.G.I like they've done in all the spin of games and that Remnant movie? Surely that would be a lot cheaper for them.

(Cloud) I'm serious guys. It seems this game is going to be aimed at the true fans who loved us and the story we told, not the graphics...

(Barret) Hell yea, now that's what I'm talking about! I mean back in the day I used to hate those nerdy fan boys... but if it will get me a pay check i'd sign an autograph for all of them!

(Cloud) Barret I didn't think you could read.... Well never mind about that. There's two problems, apparently the game wont be made unless Tifa AND the Turks are on the ticket. We all know that following her success, Tifa's now a Junky, and well ... the Turks are gay and have made millions in the adult entertainment industry.

(Vincent)- Okay cloud, so whats the plan then?

(Cloud) Sephiroth is getting Tifa, and we are all going to go and make sure the Turks are on board!

SCENE 3 AT THE TURKS.

(Cloud) Guys, we've come here to tell you that square enix are making a final fantasy 7 sequel, and that want you on board!

(Rude) I already know about it Cloud... the answers go away and get lost.

(Barret) You guys are going to be in the game even if I have to break every bone in yow' bodies! You'll be in the game in your wheel chairs....

(Rude) We are rich now guys, we don't need the money. We've made millions in the adult entertainment industry! We know without us and Tifa there will be no game, and we want to see you all suffer!

(Cloud) But guys... we use to be friends....

(Reno) Yea we use to be friends ... until you found out we were gay and stopped speaking to us! We haven't seen any of you in years.. well other than Barret that is.

(Barret) Tell anyone about that and ill break yow' legs!

(Cloud) Okay so don't do it for us, do it for the fans, think about how much they'd like a sequel!
(Rude) Screw you... and screw the fans! No one came to our wedding so we aren't going to be in the sequel....

(Barret) Okay .. can i get a part in one of your adult movies then... i'm desperate!
-----------------------------------end of part 1 --------

hi im making a final fantasy flash and need the voice of cloud. the arts already finished and i can put the audio in in a couple of days. If your interested let me know. thanks bruvas

hello everyone ive just finished working on my next final fantasy flash and was wondering where i can get the voice actors from. The script is complete and so is the art all i need is someone to do the voices.

the characters are cloud
sephiroth
tifa
barret
red x
rude
reno
vincent

thanks if anyone is interested let me know and ill send you a script its a comedy flash

hello everyone ive just finished working on my next final fantasy flash and was wondering where i can get the voice actors from. The script is complete and so is the art all i need is someone to do the voices.

the characters are cloud
sephiroth
tifa
barret
red x
rude
reno
vincent

thanks if anyone is interested let me know and ill send you a script its a comedy flash

id hide the gun xD

What would you do if you witnessed your father murdering a woman. The reason for the murder is because she bumped into him while walking down the street and did not apologise so he cracked out a gun and shot her dead! Would you turn him into the authorities? Or provide false aliby?

At 2/5/09 03:23 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: You can snake the drain and see if that works.

what does snake the drain mean mate

okay i live in the uk and its been snowing like mad recently. My dad decided to clear the garden of snow so that the dogs could play outside. He opened the man-hole and began to throw the snow into the drain. While he was doing this one of the dogs got out into the garden and knocked a ball down the man-hole at the same time my mum flushed the toilet and the ball was swept away down the pipe. My house is at the end of the street and so all of the streets sewage flows through my house so every time the toilet gets flushed on my street shit comes into my garden from the overflowing man-hole. Plumbers have come and have all left due to the severity of the problem. The worst thing is this ball is made of a solid material meaning it can be burst as it has no air in it. Can anyone tell me how to get the ball out. thnx

At 1/19/09 05:28 PM, Corky52 wrote: The only thing wrong with your complaint is the numbers you used as an example. A flash submission that has a million views and only 50 votes? Highly unlikely to impossible. That's because for a submission to actually be on newgrounds it has to have 200 votes while it's under judgment. Your number aren't even close to being right since not a single flash on this website has made it pass judgment with less then 200 votes.

I do know what you are trying to mean though as I have several submissions with around 1,000 views and half of the amount of votes. Perhaps people just don't care about scoring the submission.

dude nice post but you actually are mistaken by what you think i said if you look you will see my figures arent what you think and they are actually right. thnx for the great post but