Happy birthday to the one user here who isn't a complete tool.

Find out who CC Sabithia was, and then decide my next best course of action from that.

I would feel sorry for you, but I think you're a bit of a tosser.

So have fun freezing to death and fighting other bums for a hunk of cheese.

At 11/10/09 01:35 PM, citricsquid wrote: what about those who have been convicted/detained falsely?

Necessary deaths in the pursuit of a crimeless society.

At 11/10/09 12:14 PM, Chavic wrote: I'm merely asking why there are no well known alternatives?

Because scientists cannot open their mind to other possibilities, even if they make much more sense.

Being a jerk on the net.
I might go be a jerk IRL too.

Same as any other night really, except this time I have the excuse to be a catholic-hating jerk.

In every strategy title, there are three factions.

The overpowered high tech faction where everything is insanely expensive.
The underpowered noob infantry rush faction where everything is cheap and expendable.
The action in between.

Your goal is TO BREAK FROM THIS BLOODY REPETITIVE CYCLE.

I swear to God am going to hunt down and hang/draw/quarter anyone who makes reference to V for Vendetta in this thread.

Because today is all about celebrating the death of a catholic terrorist, not a film.

I see someone on newgrounds is talking sense for once.

At 10/31/09 09:43 AM, andhination wrote: I seem to recall that you can't be done for rape until you're 12 in England.
Next.

Speaking from experience I presume?

I'm statistically likely to be a prole.

So I'll be doing whatever t is that commoners do in their free time.

At 10/26/09 04:18 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/26/09 04:11 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote:

At 10/26/09 02:30 PM, MrPercie wrote: I say we kill all post men and hire robots for our postal force.

Then what will we do when the robots rise up against us and refuse to sort our mail?

Activate the kill chips in them.

These are robots we're talking about here, they'll probably make sure to remove the chips before going on strike.

I mean, if regular postmen managed it...

Burn down your house, it's the only way to get rid of them once they reach the woodwork...

At 10/26/09 02:30 PM, MrPercie wrote: I say we kill all post men and hire robots for our postal force.

Then what will we do when the robots rise up against us and refuse to sort our mail?

At 10/26/09 02:52 PM, andhination wrote: I don't see any reason they would.
It's a celebration of the royalists pwning traitor Catholics in England, so you know.

Wait, why do I, as a catholic celebrate it? D:

Because it's good to be on the winning side, even if it's just for one night a year.

Those magnificent men in their flying machines.

You know you love it really...

At 10/3/09 06:10 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: He wants some mother-fucking chicken.

Thats got to be some sort of racist joke...

Even if it is, he still needs a good punch in the nuts.

At 10/2/09 11:53 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: I think this guy is using art as a cover so he can get away with rape.

Technically it's not rape. They know the situation when they walk into the tunnel, so therefore in the eyes of the law they are consenting.

This is why I don't deposit.

That and clinical laziness, but mostly the first thing.

It's not going to work and you'll be wanting your afternoon back.

Glad we got that out of the way.

I would like my software to aplogise when it goes wrong.

I'm sick of seeing the generic "Error, something didn't go quite right" message.

It isn't that hard to slap the word "Sorry" at the front.

At 10/1/09 04:08 PM, Meepster wrote: Why isn't that guy dead yet?

He's more than just a man, he's an idea.

And ideas can never die.

Right said Fred

I even want my pallbearers to act out the lyrics in a comical fashion, using my coffin as the unwieldy/unspecified piece of furniture.

That or Viva La Vida, because I can't get enough of that song.

At 10/1/09 03:28 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: MOAR WONGA!

I finally found the video that drove me clinically insane.

Crying with laughter. For SRS

Every time I see that advert that man makes me cry.

I say "Guys, seriously... <some sort of complaint here>" even when I'm not talking to anyone.

Example (not that you care): When I happened to be oot and aboot today, in the melting sun, I said to myself "Guys, seriously. It's supposed to be october, so why is it so sunny?".

Also you could have translated your foreign phrases...

At 10/1/09 01:09 PM, zee666 wrote: is there anything more debilitatingly painful?

Anyone who says that childbirth is more painful is a filthy liar.

You see, there are many women out there who would willingly go through childbirth on more than one occassion, but you will never NEVER find a man who willingly be kicked in the balls twice.

At 10/1/09 06:44 AM, ChinaGrounds wrote: Tisk Tisk Tisk, Great Chairman will not be pleased.

I think we should go back to the April 1st theme in honour of... whatever it is that we're honouring.

I used to think you were cool.

At 9/28/09 03:46 PM, newgroundskeeperjim wrote: And now I watch the views skyrocket from all the youngin's.

You do realise that some unfunny fuck is just going to sit here F5ing for the next hour?

I hope you're proud.