At 8/1/07 04:24 AM, madknt wrote: that not the popular opinion on newgrounds, man love rules.
especially the ass sucking.
ha, i am so not funny.

Nah mate, tounging ftw!

Seriously now. Theres no point gettin all teary-eyed over a girl. If one fucks you over, get another. Aslong as you aint a complete arsehole to em, and stay away from the richey-bitches, relationships and such are easy. Just DONT become pussy-whipped, no one likes a handbag...

The solution is simple mate. Don't buy a shitty X-Block. Your best bet is to go and purchase a PS3, everything will be fine from then on..

Emos have no rights, if you choose to look like that and act in that way, then you deserve everything you get...

At 7/21/07 11:36 PM, Clownshock wrote: Why kill yourself over a bitch? Remember the golden rule, a bitch iz a bitch. Bitches will be bitches and you should never trust them. I reccomend finding yourself a new bitch. It's better than that bitch suicide shit.

This is the greatest advice anyone could be given, slay a few hood rats to get over your ex-hoe, that always helps.. After fucking a few girls, you might run into a nice one.. keep her for awhile, but never trust her man, All girls are backstabbing hoes..

Plus if life IS that bad, just get stuck into drugs man.. May as well if you want to die anyway!

At 7/21/07 11:18 PM, ZENON wrote: Hell no; I think my cousin's hot.

Step-sisters and non-blood relations, cousins are another.. you incestuous fuck..

Forcible Sodomy! He stuck it in her pooper..

Do you know this girl? By the sounds of it, shes young and now well sexually experienced.. Where can i meet her?..

This cant be serious.. theres litlle clans n shit over aura colours? pfftt...

How about cleaning NG of shitty flashes? Wait, thats almost impossible...

Alternatively, we have another great Tooheys ad, and this one was banned due too controversy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tML1z720C4

At 6/24/07 11:51 AM, joeyjoe1 wrote: That was pretty intense until the end.

How so? It rained beer ffs, thats the greatest part of it..

This has to be the greatest ad in the history of Aussie TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdN3PDeErvw

Watch it and enjoy, for the love of beer!

At 6/24/07 11:31 AM, Fora wrote: I play with my dick

At least you know your a normal, 13yr old boy.

Is this some kind of sick joke? What else is the internet used for besides Newgrounds and Porn?

I've searched but found nothing.. Whats the easiest way to delete audio that I've submitted? I need to delete my old crap and put my new mixes on, but don't want to have to wait for months for a Mod to do it for me..

Im looking for a good program where I can record my own songs and mix with beats and other samples. What do you recon the best program is?

At 6/17/07 05:30 PM, HooglyBoogly wrote: Really? haha. All I can get mainly around here is Blueberry and Trainwreck(or however the hell ya spell it).

HATE... Feel like sendin a bag down to Australia? haha.. No joke, its rare as down here from what I know. NO ONE can get it.. *sigh*

At 6/16/07 06:26 AM, Sportsboy wrote: Oh and also I planterd those seeds or rather started germinating them thanks for the tip guys see ya. Maybe I will post some of my nugs I have and later if all goes well my little beauties.

No worries mate! I'm glad I could help. A few final tips, but you wont need to know these for a few months.

- Once your plants are about 1-2 months old and have grown about 50cm (20in?), head down to your local hydro or garden center and pick up some cloning solution. You can take trimmings from your plants, and plant them in other smaller pots after dipping them in this solution. This is useful for obtaining yourself a bigger crop, or determining the sex of the plants.

- Determining the sex of the plant can be easy.. IF you have a pro-ass hydro setup. My guess for growing outdoor would be to take a single clone from each plant. Once these clones start to develop healthy, limit them to 12hrs of sunlight a day, and try to keep them a little cooler than the originals. This should hopefully mimic the cooler, shorter days of autumn/fall (flowering stage). Don't 100% count me on this, I've never personally tried it, but it seems the most logical way to attempt it outdoors.

- If one of your babies somehow turns out male, remove it IMMEDIATELY! . The males will try to pollinate the females. This causes the females to stop producing THC and start becoming seed set. This means you'll end up with dirt weed thats filled with seeds.

Firefox FTW!

I love firefox, its faster, blocks pop-ups better, and internet usage cant be detected by my college computers.

At 6/14/07 04:02 PM, Sportsboy wrote: So should I put all 11 in 1 bag or like 3 or 4 per bag or something like that.

I'd say about 3-5 seeds per bag, depending on the bag size. Space them out a bit too, you don't want to find yourself in a mess by germinating the seeds too close together.

At 6/15/07 09:12 AM, HooglyBoogly wrote: Alright, today me and a few friends are planning to get some shit for tonight. My question to you is: What do you think we should get? What we have available is bublegum, blueberry, white widow(i hope so), and possibly one more. The person who is hooking us up lives out in the country and grows all kinds of shit.

You can get blueberry? You lucky bastard! I've been searching around through everyone I know and no one seems to be able to get it over here.. Definitely aim to get some of that chronic shit, otherwise just get stuck into some good ol' white widow.

At 6/15/07 11:37 AM, sabre-tooth10 wrote: hey my frien has some weed he gave me what am i supposed to do to prepare it? its been picked off the plant but he hasnt done anything with it yet

You'll need to dry it out before you smoke it. Ever tried to burn leaves fresh of a tree? its kinda the same deal, it just doesn't work. If you have large sticks, try hanging them in a well ventilated area with plenty of light. If your stuck with small bud, just try leaving it out of the bag for awhile, OR try the cardboard technique I mentioned in a previous post. Let me know how this works out for you.

At 6/14/07 10:24 AM, AlexMoosh wrote: BEEP BEEP MY GAY ALERT IS GOING OFF

wtf is an OC-esque drama?

Something that only a teeny-bopping fairy boy could understand...

HE DIDN'T EVEN TAP HER!..

I want proof of this pepsi tasting better than coke. Aussie pepsi tastes like fucking used car oil, coke is the shit!

You BETTER of tapped that before the night was over. Otherwise, I'm repossessing your balls and any manhood, if at all, you have left.

At 6/14/07 10:12 AM, Gi-go wrote: People forget pot is illegal.

This is a complete lie. The police seem to also have this belief.. The world is a confused place.

Legalize it!

At 6/14/07 09:58 AM, big-chip wrote: condom

*sigh* Condoms spend way too much time in your pocket, and not enough time on your dick. Much like a woman..

At 6/14/07 09:45 AM, WilliWowza wrote: I think Kangaroos are bigger than that, maybe it's a wallaby.

Its actually just a joey, good luck getting near a full grown adult kangaroo..

Don't lie to these poor Americans. The photos are FALSE, kangaroos and koalas are actually POISONOUS. They should be avoided at all costs. If you are approached by one, run in the opposite direction IMMEDIATELY, flailing your arms in the air and screaming like a bitch as you retreat.

You'll thank me for this information in the future.

At 6/14/07 04:01 AM, soulblud wrote: my computers restarted randomly before, too. Its weird, but just buy a new computer.

I've also had this problem, and know many others who have the same. Sometimes its a faulty or broken power box, others it may be the cpu fan not working and the entire thing overheats. Just make sure your computer has enough ventilation, that may help.

Otherwise, time for a new computer.

Get Ad-Aware, Spybot: Seek and Destroy, and a basic registry cleaner. These will sort out your problems and can be downloaded free from Download.com

At 6/14/07 09:21 AM, LastSpartan wrote: Colon Hydrotherapy Massage.
I swear to Buddha, there is a sign that says that just opposite a kiddie school.

I think I found my life calling.
"I shoot liquid up your arse and make you feel great!"

Dance with the Devil by Immortal Technique

Try listening to that, you'll wish you didn't..
"But what he saw made him cringe and stutter, cause he was staring into the eyes of his own mother.."