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Author Search Results: 'simon'

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Topic: Vibrating eyes

Posted: 10/18/09 04:12 PM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 04:04 PM, yellowklayman wrote: My brother can do it but not as well as me.
And so can my sister she is very weak at it.
It might be genetic.

It's not genetic, my sister can't do it but my cousin who is related not by blood can. It's just weird.


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Topic: Welcome home?

Posted: 10/18/09 03:44 PM

Forum: General

Yes it's doable, actually any song by any band is doable if you have 2 guitarists and bassist with drums and vocals. Just get an audio sampler playing in the background for effects if you really want to sound like the bands, playing live doesn't really matter though.


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Topic: Vibrating eyes

Posted: 10/18/09 03:32 PM

Forum: General

I have the ability, so does my cousin.

It's only for circus freaks so I taught myself to stop doing it.


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Topic: My dog is Dead

Posted: 10/18/09 02:55 PM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 02:47 PM, PabMo wrote: When pink was mentioned it did remind me. I'm still not sure though.

everyone makes mistakes.


65.

Mad as Hell

Topic: My dog is Dead

Posted: 10/18/09 11:19 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 11:17 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Well mine was pink.

Yeah it is pink, those fucking liars.


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Topic: Happy birthday Unreak745

Posted: 10/18/09 11:07 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 05:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: This is a birthday thread. PM sen if you want to talk about trivial things. Or at least say Happy Birthday to Unreak745 if you're going to post here :\

Since when did you backseat mod? Unless I'm missing a joke here.
Otherwise I see no problem with friendly gestures in a birthday thread.


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Topic: Time Travel... during sex...

Posted: 10/18/09 10:44 AM

Forum: General

At 10/18/09 12:49 AM, TheGodfather wrote: I felt as if time was going FORWARD at an extremely fast speed during sex.

This topic should end right now. What are you stupid or something? Time can go really fast during anything new you're doing and having fun. Are you new to life?

Conclusion: OP wanted to feel good about having said sex on the internet and decided to make some BS idea to make sure he doesn't get called a failure.

One more thing, the people who boast about having sex are usually the virgins, yeah.


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Topic: Eating a girl out/getting eaten out

Posted: 10/17/09 09:53 PM

Forum: General

If it makes her happy, it makes me happy.


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Topic: Scary Horror Games for Xbox 360?

Posted: 10/17/09 09:38 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/17/09 09:28 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote: Most likely gonna get it for $25 or less the next time I stop by my game store.

I just got both Condemned 1 and 2 for $28.


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Topic: OMG! Sick and bitchy she was

Posted: 10/17/09 07:30 AM

Forum: General

some old people can piss you off, i've only been in an arguement with one random old person and it was on the bus, i had a few bags and i had no room to put one of them so i put it on the seat with me and budged up as far as i could to the window so someone else could sit down (i ended up only taking up one seat just like you do) but oh no, this woman sees my bag and demands i remove it from the bus because i was apparantly taking up too much room. bull fucking shit, who does she think she is? demanding that i give up my seat for her fat bitchass.


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Topic: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Posted: 10/16/09 08:37 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 07:59 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I've had my dick in his ass since Brokeback Mountain.

teehee

Sounds good man, I see the gay joke, but that film was actually good so I don't blame you.


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Topic: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Posted: 10/16/09 07:56 PM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 07:40 PM, GiantDouche wrote: You know you can tell some parts of a movie without spoiling it.

Or just spoil it, Heath isn't so great and I'm sick of people with their dicks in his ass since Dark Knight.


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Topic: Rammstein - Liebe ist für alle da

Posted: 10/16/09 07:36 PM

Forum: General

Frühling in Paris, Liebe Ist Für Alle Da, Mehr, Ich tu dir Weh, Rammlied and Waidmanns Heil - best tracks.


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Topic: Music in games

Posted: 10/16/09 07:27 PM

Forum: Video Games

Can anyone say mother fucking Brutal Legend?


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Topic: Salad Fingers Popularity?

Posted: 10/16/09 06:18 PM

Forum: General

I remember watching a lot of the episodes, around 5. I think there's more than that now, but the series is NOT random. It's sick, twisted humour that not many people will understand.


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Topic: Condom on your first time?

Posted: 10/16/09 05:57 PM

Forum: General

No, I didn't.. not with my current girlfriend and I never will, I was safely her first so I trust her to not have any diseases, I hate the rubber, I've only worn in 3 times in my life and I've done it a lot. Birth control pills are the way forward, or the morning after pill lol.


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Topic: Too Fucking Far

Posted: 10/16/09 05:46 PM

Forum: General

So they made the girls acceptable, good work.


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Topic: Girlfriend help...

Posted: 10/16/09 11:57 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Take her to the cinema to get to know her, that's what I did and I'm fucking old lmfao.


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Topic: Dog died today.

Posted: 10/16/09 10:48 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 10:44 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: A living creature that you have known for over 15 years of your life. Something you've long since grown attached to. Something that you've probably spent time with every day of your life. Crying over that is stupid?

15 years, that would mean you was very young. Read again.
I've lost 10 pets, I only cried at 2 because I was young and they started dropping off like bomb shells, different circumstances when you only have 1.


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Topic: Dog died today.

Posted: 10/16/09 10:42 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 09:32 AM, PabMo wrote: You must be a serial killer with a heart of stone or something.

Serial killer because I think crying at pets is stupid? Once you're at an age of maturity you'll realize that pets are replaceable, I'm not saying that you can't grieve or be upset when they die but to breakdown and cry over it is stupid.


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Topic: Congratulations Wylo!

Posted: 10/16/09 10:31 AM

Forum: General

That guy will never mod, he's like life - forever playing games.


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Topic: Dog died today.

Posted: 10/16/09 07:54 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 12:34 AM, igott wrote:
At 10/16/09 12:30 AM, Piss wrote: id be devastated if one of my cats died.
It was weird. I didn't cry. I felt bad, he was around all my life, but I didn't cry. It just got me wondering.

Good, crying over pets past a certain age is stupid.


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Topic: How evil are you?

Posted: 10/15/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

I got Level 2 - Lustful. I'm a bad Christian.


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Topic: Greatest Of All Time (hip Hop)

Posted: 10/15/09 09:45 PM

Forum: General

Hip-Hop and great does not compute.


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Topic: What do you guys do on Halloween?

Posted: 10/15/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

stay in and fap to halloween hentai on newgrounds.


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Topic: Rammstein - Liebe ist für alle da

Posted: 10/15/09 05:33 PM

Forum: General

Hahaha, Pussy best? Get the fuck out here. Funniest, maybe. That song just isn't Rammstein, worst on album. The rest makes up for it though.


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Topic: Username changed?

Posted: 10/15/09 10:10 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 09:57 AM, STEM wrote: But...your name is one of the only awesome ones

good job on leading someone on as to not waste admins time.


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Topic: Breastfeeding toy

Posted: 10/15/09 09:13 AM

Forum: General

it's a fantastic idea because the adverts give horny men a chance to fap!


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Topic: Hypothtical loss of internet

Posted: 10/15/09 09:10 AM

Forum: General

A lot of deaths, suicides, loss of jobs, more deaths, riots, more suicides due to not being able to get new jobs. Fuck don't think about it.


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Topic: south park alien

Posted: 10/15/09 07:59 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 07:44 AM, deathhold333 wrote: has any one found the alien in the new south park episode yet???i didnt.......

In the Kissing Company Ltd. Office, the alien is on the Butters Schedule, to the right of the yellow box that says "Schedule" - the alien is there.


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