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Author Search Results: 'simon'

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Topic: Girlfriend help...

Posted: 10/16/09 11:57 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 11:35 AM, MyBallsDroppedAt7 wrote:
At 10/16/09 11:33 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yes. everyone knows anal isn't actually sex.
Please... For just this topic, could you guys not talk about sex, dicks, and vaginas?

Take her to the cinema to get to know her, that's what I did and I'm fucking old lmfao.


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Topic: Dog died today.

Posted: 10/16/09 10:48 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 10:44 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: A living creature that you have known for over 15 years of your life. Something you've long since grown attached to. Something that you've probably spent time with every day of your life. Crying over that is stupid?

15 years, that would mean you was very young. Read again.
I've lost 10 pets, I only cried at 2 because I was young and they started dropping off like bomb shells, different circumstances when you only have 1.


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Topic: Dog died today.

Posted: 10/16/09 10:42 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 09:32 AM, PabMo wrote: You must be a serial killer with a heart of stone or something.

Serial killer because I think crying at pets is stupid? Once you're at an age of maturity you'll realize that pets are replaceable, I'm not saying that you can't grieve or be upset when they die but to breakdown and cry over it is stupid.


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Topic: Congratulations Wylo!

Posted: 10/16/09 10:31 AM

Forum: General

That guy will never mod, he's like life - forever playing games.


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Topic: Dog died today.

Posted: 10/16/09 07:54 AM

Forum: General

At 10/16/09 12:34 AM, igott wrote:
At 10/16/09 12:30 AM, Piss wrote: id be devastated if one of my cats died.
It was weird. I didn't cry. I felt bad, he was around all my life, but I didn't cry. It just got me wondering.

Good, crying over pets past a certain age is stupid.


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Topic: How evil are you?

Posted: 10/15/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

I got Level 2 - Lustful. I'm a bad Christian.


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Topic: Greatest Of All Time (hip Hop)

Posted: 10/15/09 09:45 PM

Forum: General

Hip-Hop and great does not compute.


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Topic: What do you guys do on Halloween?

Posted: 10/15/09 05:44 PM

Forum: General

stay in and fap to halloween hentai on newgrounds.


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Topic: Rammstein - Liebe ist für alle da

Posted: 10/15/09 05:33 PM

Forum: General

Hahaha, Pussy best? Get the fuck out here. Funniest, maybe. That song just isn't Rammstein, worst on album. The rest makes up for it though.


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Topic: Username changed?

Posted: 10/15/09 10:10 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 09:57 AM, STEM wrote: But...your name is one of the only awesome ones

good job on leading someone on as to not waste admins time.


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Topic: Breastfeeding toy

Posted: 10/15/09 09:13 AM

Forum: General

it's a fantastic idea because the adverts give horny men a chance to fap!


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Topic: Hypothtical loss of internet

Posted: 10/15/09 09:10 AM

Forum: General

A lot of deaths, suicides, loss of jobs, more deaths, riots, more suicides due to not being able to get new jobs. Fuck don't think about it.


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Topic: south park alien

Posted: 10/15/09 07:59 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 07:44 AM, deathhold333 wrote: has any one found the alien in the new south park episode yet???i didnt.......

In the Kissing Company Ltd. Office, the alien is on the Butters Schedule, to the right of the yellow box that says "Schedule" - the alien is there.


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Topic: IS there some other way to get xp?

Posted: 10/15/09 07:47 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 07:44 AM, neox12 wrote: Wow i bet you get that all the time

hahahahaha, backfired. i like this guy.


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Topic: Consoles.

Posted: 10/15/09 07:45 AM

Forum: Video Games

(trying to start earliest to latest)

Spectrum ZX, Atari 5200, NES, Sega Master System, Atari 7800, Sega Megadrive, SNES, Gameboy, Sega Saturn, Nintendo 64, Gameboy Color, Playstation, Dreamcast, Gameboy Advance, Gameboy Advance SP, Playstation 2, Gamecube, Xbox, Nintendo DS, Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360, Playstation 3.

Systems that have broke:
Spectrum ZX (kept), Atari 5200 (garbaged), Master System (garbaged), Atari 7800 (garbaged), Megadrive (kept), 3 Xbox 360's (lmao).


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Topic: Most cruel thing youve done

Posted: 10/14/09 02:11 PM

Forum: General

At 10/14/09 02:28 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: Slapped an orphan kid knowing he couldn't tell his parents on me

That's pretty smart, how old was you?


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Topic: Brothers beat and urinate on Granny

Posted: 10/14/09 12:34 PM

Forum: General

those two individuals should both receive the medal of honor for their fine work.


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Topic: So in brutal legend

Posted: 10/14/09 04:32 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/13/09 10:21 PM, toxicdevil93 wrote: I fucking want the game so goddamn badly. But I need to wait until Christmas.

Too young.


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Topic: Ultrabear Unmasked!

Posted: 10/14/09 04:31 AM

Forum: General

The true UltraBear unmasked.

Ultrabear Unmasked!


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Topic: Alladin

Posted: 10/13/09 08:16 PM

Forum: General

You might be queer enough to know the songs off by heart, but the fuck that you can't spell Aladdin properly makes up for it, being able to do both of those songs will lead to full homosexuality.


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Topic: Full Lego Rock Band Set List

Posted: 10/13/09 07:57 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/13/09 04:52 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote:
At 10/12/09 02:22 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: # Ray Parker Jr. - "Ghostbusters"
what

lmfao

As for the KoRn song, it IS a kids song, most probably the only one, but I have seen kids listening to this. The thing that is awesome with this is the Jimi Hendrix song, remember.. it's already been announced that the ENTIRE setlist will be exportable immediately into RB2/RB3 for 800MSP - looks like Hendrix songs aren't limited at all.


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Topic: Lord-Sonx

Posted: 10/13/09 07:49 PM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 07:48 PM, UberCream wrote: Should newgrounds have a thing where it says when the last time people signed on was.

Urmm, well just checking their profiles shows when they last post/do things so I don't think it needs one. LegendaryFrog submitted stuff not long ago and even made a blog entry only in July.

It's been over 1,000 days since any sign of Lord-Sonx, last thing he was doing was getting on a plane to Italy and never came back.


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Topic: Lord-Sonx

Posted: 10/13/09 07:46 PM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 07:42 PM, UberCream wrote: Yeah, that guy was the best. I always wondered what happened to him... Oh, and LegendaryFrog.

LegendaryFrog still submits/visits, Lord-Sonx however.. well the worst has come.


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Topic: A day in the life of WadeFulp?

Posted: 10/13/09 07:42 PM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 07:02 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Who here can imagne the shit that happens in WadeFulps life? For me it's maybe him in the office with a computer looking at flash lights and pocket knives while pretending to be on NG. What about you guys?

Sitting at home most of the time on Newgrounds, Stickam, Paltalk, Facebook (playing Farmville) and occasionally AIM. Throwing in a little Xbox 360 in his spare time when he's not working on the computer or tending to the family. This is not imagining, this is knowing.


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Topic: Oh Snap! A Bunch Of Jets!

Posted: 10/13/09 06:30 PM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 06:29 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 10/13/09 06:27 PM, simon wrote: lmao
That's either a really small penis or some really huge balls.

i think it's more of the angle of the cloudpenis.


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Topic: Oh Snap! A Bunch Of Jets!

Posted: 10/13/09 06:27 PM

Forum: General

lmao

Oh Snap! A Bunch Of Jets!


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Topic: Sexting...

Posted: 10/13/09 05:31 PM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 05:19 PM, dmansland wrote: Quoted from some website I found while going to Myspace. Apperently you can do something stupid, kill yourself, and people will treat you like a hero...

She sounds like an hero.


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Topic: Tom and Wade online at the same...

Posted: 10/13/09 09:28 AM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 09:24 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
At 10/13/09 09:19 AM, citricsquid wrote: not possible, they share a bedroom and only have 1 computer.
They're married men, they have their own houses, and one runs this website. They do not live together.

stop lying to yourself, stalker.


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Topic: I Think Snow Is Silly

Posted: 10/12/09 07:56 PM

Forum: General

i hate snow, but i love winter.


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Topic: Stupid anti smoking ads

Posted: 10/12/09 07:51 PM

Forum: General

Government need to learn that the more fuss they make over smoking, the more kids will want to do it, so.. anti-smoking adverts, anti-smoking on packets, anti-smoking on notices and coming soon: cigarettes under the counter - I think putting them under the counter may be one of the worst things they ever will do regarding smoking.

The only good thing they've done is the public smoking ban - the rest if just stupid.


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