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At 5/13/13 09:57 PM, Vnzi wrote:

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8/10. Interesting. The singer sounds familiar. I feel like I've heard her before in other flashes on this site. Or at least a singer who sounds like her.

Aerosmith - Walk This Way

At 5/13/13 09:38 PM, Viper50 wrote:

The 13th Floor Elevators - You're Gonna Miss Me

8/10. Beck - Loser

Kevin Hart:

"Some women don't wanna give up the big piece of chicken. WHO THE FUCK IS YOU TO KEEP THE BIG PIECE OF CHICKEN?!" -Chris Rock

I found my own way out. Anybody coming?

I have foot-and-a-half long hair that I'm gonna donate to a cancer patient or two when I start working out again.

At 5/13/13 10:29 AM, Viper50 wrote:

Boris - Window Shopper

7/10. Grand Funk Railroad - We're an American Band

Is that a Scottish Terrier?

It's wierd because it was apparently becoming an issue.

I heard some countries are just getting around to making bestiality illegal. My source: a comedian I can't remember.

I did all sorts of vandilism when I was younger. Plus my friends and I just loved making pipe bombs and blowing them up in the field near our neighborhood.

Does it have to be real?

blargenfadibblenohich. Urban Dictionary: Term used on Spongebob Squarepants to slow Sandy down. Also slang in the Idaho Panhandle for miscelaneous words.

"Blargenfadibblenohich! Thats the fuckin shit.

I'm a Christian of the Lutheran denomination, which as far as I know is the most layed-back of the branches of Christianity.

Suicide is illegal... but if your successful at it, the laws of man can't really punish you can they. Now the laws of God (or your preferred diety) are another story.

Ah what the hell, hentai me.

At 5/11/13 06:13 AM, Viper50 wrote:

Electric Wizard - The Chosen Few

6/10. Not really my cup of tea.

Sorry if this next one was posted recently.

Blind Guardian - Battlefield

Tonight we ride robot unicorns into the depths of war!

We used to be able to search by users. Not anymore.

At 5/13/13 01:06 AM, taph wrote: I shave everything.

R u a swimmer? Do you live in a hot area?

At 5/13/13 01:01 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

SO it's just bum and face for me. Never my chest rug! :o

Yeah, I only groom my chest because I'm aware of just how well I grow hair. It's a trait I share with pops but not with bro.

At 5/13/13 12:51 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 5/13/13 12:48 AM, silverspecks wrote: I shave hair off my neck so it aint popping out of my shirt. I also shave some off my ass to cut down on my wiping time.

This is a great idea. Might start doing this.

Always happy to help a fellow NGer. And pre-grats on your soon to be 50,000 posts.

I lather up the back of my hands and scrub my back with'em.

Hell yeah I'd go! It's on my bucket list.

I shave hair off my neck so it aint popping out of my shirt. I also shave some off my ass to cut down on my wiping time.

Is dropping out the same as failing the grade? If so, why not just stop going?

I'm grilling chicken for my mom. Hope she's willing to lower her standards because I know very little about grilling. I'll eat it if it ends up overdone. Don't know if she will though.

Yeah I've done that. First time I did I revived the "First time drunk" thread.

I was in the hallway of my high school when I saw fine looking group of girls which made me grow downstairs. I then joined the rest of the soccer team in the locker rooms. They were so fucking juvenile. I didn't live down having a boner in the boy's locker room for about two years.

This: Sing Sing Sing. It just won't stop.

At 5/12/13 01:58 AM, DragonBallDavid wrote: It happened an hour ago. He ate a damn Crunch bar. And once he's eaten it theres not much that can be done. I'm pretty sad because I've had this dog for 16 years. I already took him to get stuffed, but its going to be sad looking at his unanimated body. He used to be so playful. He had a lot of energy for his age. There is no doubt that he would have lived a long life. The whole thing is just sad

I'll miss you Icarus!

If you know it's gonna be sad looking at his unanimated body, why are you getting him turned into a daily reminder of your loss. Honor the dead with burial. Also, why was chocolate left in low places? Or was he big enough to grab it off the table? When a pet eats chocolate, force them to ingest hydrogen peroxide (this is according to a comedy bit I heard from Louis C.K). It foams up inside and makes them regurgitate some of it.

At 5/12/13 01:57 AM, BasedBubbus wrote:

At 5/12/13 01:39 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 5/12/13 01:32 AM, BasedBubbus wrote:

At 5/12/13 01:31 AM, DragonBallDavid wrote:

At 5/12/13 01:09 AM, Boomstick wrote: My crush is Stu Pickles.

You do realize he's a dude, right?

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You guys are making me LOL so fucking hard!