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  Tono Tovira by daeperez

  TONO TOVIRA -HARLEM-SHAKE.

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  harlem-shake.daeperez by daeperez

  version toni rovira y tu

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I brought these up before. Is someone submitting nearly identical copies of the same flash twice not an issue?

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  Robbed Eggs 2 by zeumike

  The second series of your favorite strategy game "Robbed Eggs" is here!

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  Robbed Eggs 2 by aleenajohn1980

  The second series of your favorite strategy game "Robbed Eggs" is here!

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At 5/22/13 07:47 AM, Asandir wrote:
Also, Gerkinman made an interesting newspost called The Newgrounds Portal is completely broken where Tom Fulp and other staff members talk about the issues about the flash portal, maybe some of us can add something to the discussion.

I don't know what I would contribute to that discussion. All I know is that I do my part by voting on every thing in the flash portal as soon as I can and as often as I can. Maybe the reason flashes aren't getting through faster is because this trend isn't carried out by enough users.

At 5/22/13 07:35 AM, BumFodder wrote: what kind of beer?

I almost exclusively drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I don't see a remarkable change in Tono Tovira from daeperez's earlier upload harlem-shake.daeperez.

Also how do I show the submissions like you guys do instead of just links like I've been doing?

At 5/22/13 01:54 AM, JaY11 wrote: just because it's a legal drug doesn't mean daily use isn't very bad for you

Some people in their 90s to over 100s consume alcohol and are just fine. I made another thread about this because it interested me (Dietary Habits of the Really Old).

At 5/22/13 01:26 AM, Cabbster wrote: You should wear a wifebeater because puns

I'm not married. Where is the idea that I am coming from. In my opinion I'm too young for that. I just like the affect alcohol has on me. When I was younger I hated the taste of beer. Now I think it's alright. I just gotta steer clear from the stuff that gives me headaches.

At 5/22/13 01:17 AM, BasedBubbus wrote:
does it increase your back hand when your wife doesnt clean up your vomit

I'm 21 and never had a girlfriend. I find this joke kinda funny, but I don't think I'll find any more domestic violence jokes funny.

At 5/22/13 01:12 AM, Ceratisa wrote:
I don't know, how well do you think your liver among other organs appreciates nightly alcohol consumption?

Too be honest, I guess I don't drink every night. Maybe 5 nights out of the week, and 2-3 of those nights it's just 3. It can't be as bad as smoking everyday though, right?

At 5/22/13 01:09 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: do you beat your kids, gf, mother, or friends?

if not i see probs

Thanx Mr. ketchup face. I'd like to keep drinking if I can. It heightens my sense of touch... I just downed beer #5.

At 5/22/13 12:56 AM, PotHeadParadise wrote:

:he droned on and on lecturing me and then moved on about something about my family. then we got in a argument

If someone starts talking about you family, THAT'S THE FUCKING LINE! I can't stand when someone outside my family talks about my family.

At 5/22/13 12:49 AM, Ceratisa wrote:

Your current habits don't really line up well with your future desires. That is my only thought on the matter. Cut it back down to 2 beers and you fall back into moderate drinking.

Do you think this would work if I did it years from now?

At 5/22/13 12:43 AM, PotHeadParadise wrote: well at least you're not a lightweight or else your a fucking pussy

Lol, yeah it takes me at least 3 to get a buzz. I'm on #4 right now.

At 5/22/13 12:38 AM, SirFinland wrote:

At 5/21/13 11:41 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 5/21/13 11:39 PM, SirFinland wrote: I hate the kind of people who go I'm not fat, I'm curvy.

Or big boned. It's just like..

It's especially annoying to me, since I like actual curvy women.

Curvy women (hourglass frame and stacked) are one of my most potent fantasies.

Will this affect me too negatively.?I know it's gonna round my belly out if I don't exercise, but will this amount and frequency develope into a dependence (right now I'm sure I could quit cold turkey without issue) and how will this affect me in the long run. I know some people have other plans, but I'd like to be mobile and self-dependent at a really old age (like 100+).

Thoughts?

"Adult Mutant Karate Frogs"? The closest thing I can think of is BattleToads. They were so badass!

She knows my room stinks from the amount a ejaculate in my wastebasket. She doesn't need to check my internet history to know why my door is sometimes locked.

The entire Bark at the Moon album from Ozzy Osbourne.

At 5/21/13 07:47 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:

Her father must be disappointed in her then because if she cared then she wouldn't let someone take a picture of her like that so Yeah if he wants to fap to her then let him her father hates her already for being a slut

I don't think she's a slut. She might just be a model. In either case I find her quite attractive, but I did not fap.

Mine's working again too!

I believe in God, because I believe someone/something had to have created the multiverse. I believe God is that someone/something.

At 5/21/13 05:07 PM, andycastaneda wrote:

This thread was way more successful in 2010, the first time I made it.

Times have changed my friend. It's been around long enough to become widely known.

Is this girl named Haruhi Suzumiya by any chance? Seriously, there's a huge number of anime fans on NG.

At 5/21/13 11:57 AM, sweet21 wrote:
Bland, made in MS paint, lacks depth, you have an incredibly prominent adams apple and giant lips and this whole time I though your avatar was suppose to be a girl.

Well you're wrong about it being made in MS paint. I use a flash program for all my pictures. And as for the size of my adams apple and lips, that's all really a matter of opinion. "Bland?" It's just a portrayal of an actual face after all. I'll admit that it lacks depth. I wasn't going for any awards so I didn't include shading. Good day.

At 5/21/13 01:29 PM, Viper50 wrote:
Captain Coyote - Ogg

8/10.

Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'

At 5/21/13 12:03 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 5/20/13 08:48 PM, silverspecks wrote: AC/DC
Aerosmith
Black Sabbath
Guns n' Roses
Motley Crue

Out of these 5 bands, only Black Sabbath is a metal band. They've basically created the genre named doom metal. The four other bands are all hard rock bands. Are there any other metal bands you like?

If not, maybe you'd like Judas Priest, Edguy, Accept, Stratovarius or Anthrax.

I started getting into music pretty late and my library has been growing slowly so because I'm uneducated I'm not going to argue. I'll just say that I used various sites to confirm these bands were metal. To me, the metal sub-genre is a gray area that's not easily defined. I started checking out your recomendations... I've really been missing out. I'll report back later when I've had my fill.

Can't believe you're burned out at 19. Must've been going pretty hard. Sorry, no advice. I'm 21 and I feel like I will forever.

I've heard multiple stories about people in their 90s and above who eat things like bacon and drink wine and beer. They have narrow diets that consist mostly of food that flies in the face of traditional "healthy eating." Some of these people have made it past 110. I've started to wonder if perhaps people experience a physiological shift when they reach a certain point of old age where "bad" foods become beneficial.

Thoughts?

I only had to listen to the first 18 seconds to know I didn't like it. Sorry, just not my thing.