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At 6/5/13 12:12 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:

At 6/5/13 12:07 AM, Revo357912 wrote:

At 6/5/13 12:00 AM, ColbatWarrior552 wrote:

At 6/4/13 11:21 PM, Sharktoof wrote:

Leave it.
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.

leave it
I offer the right of immortality but at the cost of seeing everyone around you die

That's a given with immortality. Take it. I offer the ability to have any woman you want. But in return, you have to be gay. Not bi, gay.

At 6/5/13 12:07 AM, Revo357912 wrote:
I offer the ability to become the world's greatest chef, at the expense of having a sharp twig come out your arse every week.

A sharp twig coming OUT of our ass?

The majority of the people filmed were one type of people. That's going to limit diversity of what is said.

I'm vague as fuck

Someone draw Pikachu smoking a joint.

Really... we're gonna talk about this?

We gotta do something about the skyrocketing population (and I'm not talking about mass killings).

At 6/4/13 08:10 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: Join me or feel my wrath.

Sorry, not interested. I'd rather just feel your wrath.

Corona and PBR. I'm having two PBRs right now.

Here's another con for anal: hepatitis

It means if selfcest were possible, you would do it.

At 6/4/13 04:34 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:

At 6/4/13 03:53 PM, silverspecks wrote: It's Josh Peck. I know that face anywhere.

Wow, I'm surprised you even recognize him, I had to use google images to find out who he is.

I think I watched every episode of Drake and Josh when I was younger.

It's Josh Peck. I know that face anywhere.

face reminds me of Josh Peck

Congratulations on surviving for 18 years miss.

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/642834/barney-raped-you

Here ya go! I was suddenly inspired to look for a Barney related joke.

Le Gasp! How did you know?

At 6/3/13 11:51 PM, Revo357912 wrote:
It's close, except for "Silverspecks" and "words"

But, can ___ GUESS what THESE BLANKS should SAY? This is the best I can do. I can only think of pronouns that would work in the first blank.

Cleverbot is dumb as hell. Couldn't join two damn thoughts together.

At 6/3/13 10:15 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: useless crap

thanks for spamming us with a repetition of one of Bob Saget's movie lines.

Where the hell are the mods?

yup this is getting locked, I can feel it.

At 6/3/13 08:44 PM, Gumburd wrote:

At 6/3/13 08:35 PM, Revo357912 wrote: But, can Noun Verb what Pronoun Noun should Verb?

But, can Silverspecks guess what these words should say?

No

That does work, I just didn't figure I would be referred to in the third person.

At 6/3/13 08:35 PM, Revo357912 wrote:

It's Adjective how some Noun can be so Adjective at one Noun but then just Verb.

It's WEIRD how some THINGS can be so POPULAR at one POINT but then just DISSAPPEAR.

I'm a little less confident about this one.

Hmmmm....
You got it exaclty correct again...

But, can Noun Verb what Pronoun Noun should Verb?

The visions aren't coming to me for this one. You have stumped me good sir.

At 6/3/13 08:24 PM, Revo357912 wrote:

At 6/3/13 06:25 PM, Viper50 wrote: Yeah I remember those from when I was a wee little lad ._.

It's Adjective how some Noun can be so Adjective at one Noun but then just Verb.

It's WEIRD how some THINGS can be so POPULAR at one POINT but then just DISSAPPEAR.

I'm a little less confident about this one.

At 6/3/13 07:41 PM, Viktor wrote: This thread I made yesterday.

Now it's ~3 hours before the 1 day anniversary of the thread.

Still on Page 1.

It'll die out. Don't you worry.

I went for much longer than a few months before I learned how to level up. Back then I wasn't a serious Newgrounder though. Make sure to work on your rank too. You do this by voting on submissions that are under judgement. Increasing your rank will do wonders for your voting power.

I think I've listened to every album by Edguy.

Theater of Salvation
Tinnitus Sanctus
Mandrake
Rocket Ride
Age of the Joker
The Savage Poetry
Vain Glory Opera
Hellfire
Kingdom of Madness

Did I miss any? I can't get enough Edguy. I'm really into the fantasy-metal genre, so if you know other bands that play this, please let me know. Thanks.

Whoops. Typo. forget this part > "forcing their child to"

Whenever one of the options includes the words "give up", that's usually not the better of the two choices.

At 6/3/13 05:12 PM, Revo357912 wrote:

At 6/3/13 05:02 PM, silverspecks wrote:

At 6/3/13 04:59 PM, Revo357912 wrote: Those Noun Where you Verb in the NOUN to Verb something Adjective?

Those SENTENCES where you FILL in the BLANKS to EXPRESS something FUNNY. Yes I remember those.

0.0

Whoa, that's exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote this. Are you psychic?

My (and I suppose yours as well) choice of words just seem to be the most logical options to fill in the blanks.