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Do you think people taste like their ethnic background?
Mexicans - spicy?
Chinese - hungry 30 min later for more?
Black folks - taste like chicken?
White folks - salty like crackers? (deviation from the Daniel Tosh bit that this joke obviously is.)

1. Somebody you do know
2. Somebody you don't know

Are white women notorious for being the hardest to get in bed or something?

I believe this movie is called ENTITY if I'm not mistaken.

I can't stomach the stuff either. When I was younger, I was always dished out coleslaw when we got fried chicken. Ugh!

At 6/5/13 05:49 PM, Conal wrote:

At 6/5/13 05:46 PM, silverspecks wrote: I write lyrics for a musician that I met on NG for free. Is my situation similar?

Did you at least get a slice of the revenue pie? I make sure everyone does on my projects.

He hasn't finished the project yet. At this point, I'm just trying to get my name out there as a writer.

Am single and happy with it. A gf would be great, but I'm quite satisfied with my life right now.

When you've never been in a romantic relationship, it's easy to get by cuz you don't know what your missing.

I write lyrics for a musician that I met on NG for free. Is my situation similar?

I don't think I would be able to handle anthropomorphic walking and talking fishes, crabs, squids, and sponges.

If I ever come to own a huge piece of land, I'm getting me a cheetah! Naturally I would bond with it since infancy so I'm not viewed as prey. I'd have to think of some way to let deer in but not let cheetah out.

Ankylosaurus

Ultimate defense ftw.

Any dream that is sexual where I actually manage to have sex in it is a weird dream for me. Usually something stops me from getting that far. Thank you internet for allowing me to be honest in a way I never could in real life.

At 6/5/13 05:35 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 6/5/13 05:21 AM, silverspecks wrote: They say the eyes are the window to the soul. Here's my left eye, the stronger of the two. I won't reveal the weaknesses of my soul.

Your left eye is on the right of your face?

I took this pic from my laptop's webcam, so the pic is mirrored.

Yes, I am quite happy with my hazel green eyes. If I looked in the mirror and saw something else, I might be uncomfortable. Blue eyes could be interesting though.

They say the eyes are the window to the soul. Here's my left eye, the stronger of the two. I won't reveal the weaknesses of my soul.

At 6/5/13 03:40 AM, anyapple wrote:

At 6/5/13 03:23 AM, BasedBubbus wrote:

At 6/5/13 03:22 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: No.
Why are a lot of the BBS posts now involving drugs.

its june

Clear as crystal.

I don't get it. Do I need to do drugs to get? (I seriously don't get the joke/statement)

Go up into space, open the door of however the hell you got up there, and prove everyone wrong. You can do it!

My brother let me try his weed a couple times, but that's it. If alcohol is a drug, well I drink on nearly a daily basis.

At 6/5/13 02:51 AM, Conal wrote:

9,000th post.

It's over 9000!!!

soon

At 6/5/13 02:27 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: 1. Camera
2. Lube
3. Barbie Doll

Is Barbie getting shoved into an orifice?

You just go on believing all that stuff you said Clobro. Be a rebel!

At 6/5/13 02:28 AM, Elixur wrote:
I grant you the ability to become immortal.

Take it. If I wanna die, I just gotta destroy my body completely. I offer the ability to be a great singer, but you gotta give up your tounge.

I don't think I'm very good at these.

A pen, some paper, and a length of rope. Not every cashier will get it though.

At 6/5/13 01:59 AM, Mumbo wrote: I've always dreamed of meeting a man with two penises so I could just have both

That's gonna take a surgical marvel.

I don't think I'll ever do anal (unless she asks for it). The vagina just seems like such a wonderful place to send my penis to.

What can I say? I'm competitive. This is my last sub btw.

At 6/5/13 01:20 AM, Xenomit wrote: Isn't there royal incest in it?

there's that and killing. That's about all I know about the show.

Sorry I couldn't come up with something better.

At 6/5/13 12:25 AM, Chdonga wrote:
I grant the user below me, infinite art talent, but you become a whiny bitch and you throw a tantrum over less than perfect reviews.

Leave it. I offer the ability to be a great dancer, but you lose both your feet. I'm not gonna give my first idea a third shot.

Hello SexyFurryGal. My favorite pets is a ferret. All it does is hide. So really, the only difference in having one is that you're down a few hundred dollars.

At 6/5/13 12:15 AM, Travis wrote:
I offer you immeasurable wealth, but you will not be able to have children

Leave it. Refer to my last post for the deal, it was skipped over.