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If I talk to this kid, I'm doing it with my hands stretched as far away from him/her as humanly possible.

Okay, I'm not trying to be a pest, but Stickman Fight has now been uploaded a 3rd time after being blammed twice yesterday. Not a thing has been changed. Do NG users just continue to blam the submissions, or is special action warranted?

At 3/5/13 11:59 AM, silverspecks wrote:

At 3/5/13 08:33 AM, ChiiFace wrote:

P.S. I am currently in connection with Silverspecs who has decided to campaign for writing. We will be creating art works in relation to our stories so keep your eye out for our art and our campaign on the art forum coming at some point. <3

It's all about the prep work at this point. I'm glad to see back on the NG forums ChiiFace.

If anyone wishes to comment on this idea, please do so on my userpage. This thread is updates and feedback for Lamp Lighters.

At 3/5/13 08:33 AM, ChiiFace wrote:

P.S. I am currently in connection with Silverspecs who has decided to campaign for writing. We will be creating art works in relation to our stories so keep your eye out for our art and our campaign on the art forum coming at some point. <3

It's all about the prep work at this point. I'm glad to see back on the NG forums ChiiFace.

At 3/5/13 03:03 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I'd rather get the money.

Agreed. I guess I'm just not a big enough fan.

There can be no compensation for the atrocities of the Holocaust.

At 3/5/13 02:18 AM, Provoke wrote:

Nuh-uh! Rednecks are the last bastion of truth in America! They told me so!

You could cut this sarcasm with a friggen knife.

WOAH I F-CKED UP BIG TIME! I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY NATICK. I was thinking of someone else.

whoops, I fudged up the quote.

At 3/5/13 01:48 AM, Natick wrote:

At 3/5/13 01:47 AM, Xenomit wrote: Small dick Natick

my fucking sides hurt, you're so late

I thought her thing was calling you a fag.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

At 3/5/13 01:20 AM, Xenomit wrote:

Liquids break up into super-tiny particles in zero gravity, and can be inhaled without you even knowing it, so if you came a lot and didn't clean up immediately, you could essentially drown in your own cum.

Thanx Xeno. *THE MORE YOU KNOW* ^^

At 3/5/13 01:15 AM, ForNoReason wrote:

I mean I never even thought of how crazy that shit would be.

It would be EVERYWHERE is what it would be.

At 3/5/13 01:08 AM, UVSoaked wrote:

At 3/5/13 12:36 AM, HighWay wrote: a man sued a laundromat for millions for losing his lucky pants.

Did he win? Because if he did, those were lucky pants!

Take those pants to Vegas! ^^

Comedian John Pinette came up with a list of things he never cares if does before he dies.

It's an anti-bucket list. "It rhymes with 'bucket' I can tell you that much."

By "modest" I meant like less than 0.5%. C'mon, it's only a picture.

"WITH MY LAST BREATH, I CURSE ZOIDBERG!"

Do you think asking for a modest % would be out of line?

At 3/5/13 12:39 AM, HighWay wrote:

it really did happen.

I wasn't doubting you. It's just funny to me.

At 3/5/13 12:36 AM, HighWay wrote: a man sued a laundromat for millions for losing his lucky pants.

This made me snicker.

At 3/5/13 12:30 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:

At 3/5/13 12:26 AM, Jin wrote: Homosexual interspecies sex is okay but dancing is stupid.

here is an expensive ring pls marry me

Damn Dry-Ice, that things hurting my eyes. $o $hiny lol

In all fairness, there's no telling wtf is gonna happen when that music pops on.

At 3/5/13 12:07 AM, Xenomit wrote: One incredibly dumbass fad after another

Because I don't know, what was the thing before Gangnam Style.

At 3/4/13 11:28 PM, Viper50 wrote:

Dust - Pull Away/So Many Times

good times/10

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Down on the Corner

Always feels good being successful your first time doing something.

Oh here's the proof Pikachu is Drunked

Pikachu is Drunked 2 I have no proof it was submitted yesterday, but i KNOW it was.

Hello EGB. There's an under judgement flash in the portal again that I'm sure i saw yesterday. Would this be reason to report it here?

Few years back, my region of the US had its coldest winter in decades. I worked during my spring break. One day was at least -10 degrees F. To show off my resilience, I would help people out to their car with dog food and such. Lordy the wind felt like knives. Funny thing: that was my first winter with my driver's license. Made it the whole time with no accidents. First clear, sunny day with completely dry roads, I accidentally rear end another car.

At 3/4/13 09:33 PM, Viper50 wrote:

Pixies - Velouria

I'd give it 8/10

Auld Lang Syne I'm not Scotish, but I do love these pipes and orchestra ^^